Topic: Let's Talk About Our Mogwai Boners (Read 29480 times)

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #50 on:** 19 Jan 2008, 17:31 »

I think I just got a boner in anticipation of the next album.

Will that work?

Ishotdanieljohnston · « **Reply #51 on:** 19 Jan 2008, 23:12 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 19 Jan 2008, 17:18

Can't wait for the new one, The Hawk is Howling.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHEN DOES THIS COME OUT!

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #52 on:** 19 Jan 2008, 23:49 »

Mogwai says "early Autumn" for the new one.

Johnny C · « **Reply #53 on:** 19 Jan 2008, 23:59 »

What a fuckin' great album title.

mariafearsatan · « **Reply #54 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 00:56 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 18 Jan 2008, 09:37

I only jerk off while listening to Hannah Montana songs on repeat.

Fix'd. Honestly, I think Feist sounds a bit too old for your tastes, Jack.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #55 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 01:02 »

It's just so hard to jerk off to Hannah Montana knowing that her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus. Every time I'm about to shoot, I start hearing "Achy Breaky Heart" and it totally ruins the moment.

mariafearsatan · « **Reply #56 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 01:19 »

Oh, I forgot that Hannah Montana is not your pedo-lust fodder of choice. She's obviously more your speed.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #57 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 01:23 »

I swear it's just the pink hair.

I can't resist a girl with pink or blue hair. Ever. Fact.

It's genetic! I didn't choose to be this way!

_{ps dye your hair blue plz, k? thx}

bbqrocks · « **Reply #58 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 07:42 »

Wait, when you masturbate to mogwai/hannah montana are you masturbating over the music or the people?

jeph · « **Reply #59 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 20:52 »

The album art for the new album just leaked!*

*off my desktop

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #60 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 20:53 »

That's quite clever, really

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #61 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 21:22 »

That would be totally perfect. You should send it to the band.

michaelicious · « **Reply #62 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 22:38 »

Speaking of awesome artwork, I just pre-ordered the vinyl for the This Will Destroy You album that this thread was originally about.

This is the cover:

McTaggart · « **Reply #63 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 23:20 »

That is so good that I do not mind that it is also terrible.

jeph · « **Reply #64 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 23:29 »

needs moar orcs

Johnny C · « **Reply #65 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 23:32 »

Not a contender for Album Cover Of 2008.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #66 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 23:34 »

Quote from: jeph on 20 Jan 2008, 23:29

needs moar orcs

or dragons

or dragon orcs (orc dragons?)

michaelicious · « **Reply #67 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 23:40 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Jan 2008, 23:32

Not a contender for Album Cover Of 2008.

It has already won, my friend.

jeph · « **Reply #68 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 23:48 »

Johnny C · « **Reply #69 on:** 20 Jan 2008, 23:51 »

Quote from: michaelicious on 20 Jan 2008, 23:40

It has already won, my friend.

Really? You don't think it's trying a bit too hard?

The thing about a tacky nature shirt that's striking is that it's usually simple. Eagle flies in front of American flag. Family of wolves is framed in close-up against the night sky. A moose drinks from a majestic mountain stream. A Native American chief stands atop a cliff while lightning strikes in the distance.

The sky has silhouettes of an eagle, a cougar and a wolf. A wintry forest scene is shown in the bottom quarter with a cougar standing atop a rock. A gigantic streak of lightning cleaves the sky in twain. "THIS WILL DESTROY YOU" appears in bold font mimicking the American flag.

It took me four sentences to describe that whereas each of the four previous shirts took like ten to twelve words. I appreciate the idea but the execution is way too busy, even for an ironic nature image. If they could have maybe picked two of the four sentences it would have worked.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #70 on:** 21 Jan 2008, 00:00 »

It's interesting because the "THIS WILL DESTROY YOU" is at once both the reason why it is over the top, and the essential element that makes it into any sort of attempt at reaching said top in the first place.

Edit: in retrospect I should probably just not go on these forums when I am this stoned.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #71 on:** 21 Jan 2008, 01:07 »

dude posting stoned is awesome what are you on about

Ryder · « **Reply #72 on:** 21 Jan 2008, 09:19 »

I like it. It's more complex than the old stuff, but you'd still be able to know it's them after, like, 5 seconds. You know how they're always on the ambient/rock line? This one leans away from the former.

Random marginalia: My friend Allie manages them.

michaelicious · « **Reply #73 on:** 21 Jan 2008, 09:34 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Jan 2008, 23:51

Really? You don't think it's trying a bit too hard?

Listen: This ain't your typical tacky nature shirt. This is a photographic manifestation of your impending ruin. The lone howling wolf; the cougar staring intently off into the distance; and the proud, noble eagle -- all powerful images on their own, but they form together and realise their true potential for devastation.

The cougar is not merely standing atop a rock. He is surveying with sated gaze his newly conquered domain. He is the fulcrum of the Predatory Trinity, whose potential for annihilation is aquainted with no peer. When they converge the lightning strike is merely a harbinger of the pure destructive force about to be loosed upon your poor, unsuspecting soul.

This Will Destroy You is no longer the name of a band, it is a fucking warning.

amok · « **Reply #74 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 13:43 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 21 Jan 2008, 01:07

dude posting stoned is awesome what are you on about

yeah the last time I posted sober was some awful geeky shit in the computer forum

sobriety is for communists 420 post stoned everyday

ledhendrix · « **Reply #75 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 13:56 »

What are Mogwai like? Whats a good album to start listening to?

Also, wish i had some weed

sean · « **Reply #76 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 14:39 »

KJSDF:LKJSD we just went over this last page! Read the topic!.

The consensus was either Young Team, Mr. Beast, or Happy Songs for Happy People.

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #77 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 18:08 »

I like how 3 or their 5 studio albums (not counting soundtracks and EPs here) were decided upon as their best.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #78 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 18:12 »

Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 20 Jan 2008, 23:34

Quote from: jeph on 20 Jan 2008, 23:29
needs moar orcs
or dragons

or dragon orcs (orc dragons?)

Dorcs.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #79 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 20:24 »

Flawless performance, Nodaisho.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

mariafearsatan · « **Reply #80 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 23:38 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 20 Jan 2008, 01:23

I swear it's just the pink hair.

I can't resist a girl with pink or blue hair. Ever. Fact.

It's genetic! I didn't choose to be this way!

_{ps dye your hair blue plz, k? thx}

I'll dye my hair blue when you let me and the ten other teenage girls out of your closet and stop forcing us to dress up as Sailor Moon and listen to Bruce Springsteen.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #81 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 23:43 »

That certainly gives a new meaning to "I let all my pets free".

So baby, you know, you should sleep with me. Just sayin'. It's mighty cold in the basement.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #82 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 23:46 »

Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 23 Jan 2008, 20:24

Flawless performance, Nodaisho.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

C:/Documents and Settings/My music/ffvictory.mp3

mariafearsatan · « **Reply #83 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 23:57 »

zerodrone:

This + a blue wig = problem solved

You can heat her, er, it up to 300 degrees, you know. I think she's more your type anyway, considering that she never will resist your advances or call the police on you.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #84 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 00:01 »

But you never resist my advances! Plus, she/it is a lot more expensive than you.

Johnny C · « **Reply #85 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 00:11 »

WEBCEST ALERT

jeph · « **Reply #86 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 00:15 »

[img width= height=]http://questionablecontent.net/images/bill2.jpg[/img]

calenlass · « **Reply #87 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 04:30 »

Guys I just wanted some advice. I have never gotten a boner for Mogwai! Is this normal? I feel somehow incomplete!

What should I dooooooo?

Lono · « **Reply #88 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 04:31 »

I picked up Come On Die Young, and I really just can't get into it.

I FEEL YOUR MOGWAI IMPOTENCE PAIN.

calenlass · « **Reply #89 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 05:12 »

See I thought it had something to do with my inferior female anatomy. I was kind of hoping Mogwai would somehow override that and give me boners anyway and was wondering why this hadn't happened.

blanktom · « **Reply #90 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 05:33 »

i discovered the hard way that i shouldnt listen to mogwai on the bus (pun intended)

especially as i was standing next to an old woman. she watched me rise like bread in the oven, and needless to say, she was impressed.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #91 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 11:11 »

There just isn't a bad place to put that Bellichek picture, jeph. It's just not possible

jeph · « **Reply #92 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 23:07 »

it is the best macro

Johnny C · « **Reply #93 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 23:20 »

he is so disappointed in webcest

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #94 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 23:26 »

WTF is webcest you fags.

You guys have webcest reacharounds all the time, but OH, if it's between a girl and a boy, suddenly it's LOLtasitc!

Psh.

Johnny C · « **Reply #95 on:** 25 Jan 2008, 07:33 »

BREAKING NEWS: Mogwai are reissuing Young Team.

That wet squelching noise you just heard is Jeph spontaneously blowing a load in his jeans. His lady is unimpressed.

jeph · « **Reply #96 on:** 25 Jan 2008, 11:26 »

Only if they remaster it.

Joseph · « **Reply #97 on:** 25 Jan 2008, 11:27 »

They are remastering it.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/48167-mogwai-reissue-iyoung-teami-for-tenth-anniversary

Johnny C · « **Reply #98 on:** 25 Jan 2008, 14:36 »

Quote from: jeph on 25 Jan 2008, 11:26

*splooge*

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #99 on:** 25 Jan 2008, 14:50 »

It would be fucking stupid if the bonus tracks aren't Ten Rapid.

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