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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #300 on: 08 Feb 2008, 06:56 »

(in-joke!)

Oh lol, dude, oh, lol.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #301 on: 08 Feb 2008, 06:58 »

Hey, um, Patrick, can I borrow your metabolism? We can like trade and you can get a bit thicker and I can lose some weight and it'll all be good!

I am vetoing this outright. Girls need not be that skinny.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #302 on: 08 Feb 2008, 07:14 »

I didn't say I wanted to be that skinny. I don't want to be and I also never could be. I just want to borrow his metablosim, take it out for a spin, and return it in the condition I got it in.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #303 on: 08 Feb 2008, 11:24 »

Someone could borrow mine too, I think I have the same model as Patrick.

Just don't scratch the paint.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #304 on: 08 Feb 2008, 11:32 »

a photo for you, photo thread!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #305 on: 08 Feb 2008, 19:16 »


new shoes, blurry photo.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #306 on: 09 Feb 2008, 09:52 »


Found this old photo of me while I was cleaning out my Photobucket, not sure if I've posted it before, but I don't think so.

Edit: Hm, once I saw it with the grey background and all, I think I've posted it before. But ah well.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #307 on: 09 Feb 2008, 17:37 »

Hey guys it's Darwin's Birthday today! Happy Darwin Day!

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #308 on: 09 Feb 2008, 21:35 »

THIS PAGE:
25 Posts, only 18 Images

NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

This is Aztex, we went to Kings Cross last night with my other friend.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #309 on: 09 Feb 2008, 21:43 »

today we went to san francisco!



i found these on top of a trash can.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #310 on: 09 Feb 2008, 22:33 »

The last time I went to San Francisco (December '06, holy crap), a bunch of people were in the BART station trying to sell books on using Dianetics to relieve stress. They had these little "stress tester" machines and they were really nice until I noticed something sketchy about the machines. It turned out that they just measured how much muscle tension your hands were putting out. I told them that and promptly got kicked out. It was fun!

This ancient picture is of me looking at the machine! My friend Mitch is sitting to my right. He got kicked out too.



Why yes, I am that white in real life.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #311 on: 09 Feb 2008, 22:44 »

Dianetics => Scientology. They hide the fact that they're scientologists until after they get you at least a little hooked.
Totally right on the machine, though, it just measures how hard you're squeezing. Which, of course, could be a rudimentary stress test machine, but hardly a very precise one.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #312 on: 09 Feb 2008, 23:39 »

Yeah, we were just looking for something to do. I didn't even notice the books until I was getting kicked out, and then I saw the large blazing "L. RON HUBBARD" at the top and laughed for a good 5 minutes.

Guys there is a fucking volcano on the cover of that book.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #313 on: 10 Feb 2008, 01:06 »

Before!


After!


Also Patrick, volcanoes are awesome. Obviously they are trying to draw people in with that image. Silly scientologists.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #314 on: 10 Feb 2008, 07:21 »

Another one of myself in Germany




Not the most inspiring background however....
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #315 on: 10 Feb 2008, 10:10 »

How is that not inspring?? It's a picture of you on a train! It should inspire people to travel.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #316 on: 10 Feb 2008, 12:38 »

And it's one of the good old trains, too!

Also: lookin' good, Jimmy!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #317 on: 10 Feb 2008, 20:03 »

Me with some friends...



 I don't do the metal thing so well.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #318 on: 11 Feb 2008, 00:44 »

Somebody needs to post that photo of Immortal.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #319 on: 11 Feb 2008, 01:31 »


AM NAM NAM NAM VEGETABLES WIV GRAVY
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #320 on: 11 Feb 2008, 03:20 »

I went to Thailand so I have pictures!  Of me!

Me after running through the jungle (CCR wooo) for three hours in the rain.  Actually I think this was at about hour two.


Me feeding a tiger (and not getting killed).


Me and an elephant who is WAY happier than I was.  Look how happy he is!

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #321 on: 11 Feb 2008, 03:24 »

Got a new t-shirt


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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #322 on: 11 Feb 2008, 04:05 »

That t-shirt is ace.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #323 on: 11 Feb 2008, 04:08 »

I don't know where you live, but it is completely adorable
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #324 on: 11 Feb 2008, 04:20 »

I has a hat



Now I've got to think of something clever to write/draw on it.

I was thinking either a gigantic bold "ZOMG," "Double Cheese" (like Frank from 30 Rock), or something Boris (the band) related.

Suggestions welcome!

EDIT: Ooh, or "TRU PUNX"
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #325 on: 11 Feb 2008, 04:33 »

I vote for tru punx!

I went shopping at the on-campus convenience store. Apparently, all college kids need are balloons, condoms, and socks.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #326 on: 11 Feb 2008, 06:16 »



I, contemplating a particularly lascivious avocado.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #327 on: 11 Feb 2008, 08:24 »

I went shopping at the on-campus convenience store. Apparently, all college kids need are balloons, condoms, and socks.
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this looks like the kind of picture the paparazzi would take :P
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #328 on: 11 Feb 2008, 09:30 »

I vote for tru punx!

I went shopping at the on-campus convenience store. Apparently, all college kids need are balloons, condoms, and socks.

What about junk foods?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #329 on: 11 Feb 2008, 11:08 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #330 on: 11 Feb 2008, 11:41 »

Me with some friends...



 I don't do the metal thing so well.



I don't either, but I try harder.
It's me in the middle.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #331 on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:04 »

squinting
Looking very Chinese I see.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #332 on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:21 »




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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #333 on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:43 »

Theory: you look unhappy in that last photo because you just realised you'd come to the end of your apple.

You really love apples.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #334 on: 11 Feb 2008, 13:16 »

squinting
Looking very Chinese I see.

actually i was imitating you again. so no, you don't see.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #335 on: 11 Feb 2008, 13:17 »

Did you get the other dude on loan from the Animal Collective?

If so, we haven't received the bill yet..
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #336 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:38 »

This is the most metal I'm capable of looking:



Conclusion: I fail at metal.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #337 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:40 »

This is me in my slouching around the house clothes

Then I decided it was too damn cold.

That blue leopard print scarf was one of the best dollars I ever spent.


Also Manda, when you are shopping you look rather confused.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #338 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:41 »

Rage face.



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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #339 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:58 »

DANCE DANCE

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #340 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:07 »

Ebony, I read "slouching" as "seducing" at first.

Both are relevant!
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« Reply #341 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:20 »

Nothing like a bit of seducing around the house!  And nothing says seductive like a giant purple dressing gown. haha!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #342 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:26 »

Also Manda, when you are shopping you look rather confused.
I was unaware the photo was being taken- my friend brought his camera along because he is doing a set of interviews with campus staff (like the housekeepers/diner workers/etc) and apparently thought me standing awkwardly by the socks was a paparazzi-worthy picture
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #343 on: 11 Feb 2008, 17:58 »

So we're posting metal pictures now?

Metal.


Metal.


Metal.


...Not as metal this time...
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #344 on: 11 Feb 2008, 18:06 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #345 on: 11 Feb 2008, 18:48 »

Rage face.

And people were saying that face I made was terrifying. Please don't do this at me if we ever happen to meet in the future.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #346 on: 11 Feb 2008, 19:20 »

METALZ

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #347 on: 11 Feb 2008, 19:50 »

NOT METAL.



IN FACT, PROBABLY THE ANTITHESIS OF METAL, ENTIRELY.

YEAHHH.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #348 on: 11 Feb 2008, 19:59 »

You want _NOT_ metal?

Here you go:

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #349 on: 11 Feb 2008, 20:02 »

Man, you're -almost- throwing up the horns, though.
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