So this is probably my favourite picture of me ever taken:
(CELTIC FUCK YEAH)
That is all. Now it is time for "Let's Take A Tour Of Patrick's House".
WARNING: massive fuckin' photo dump.
This is the entry hall of my house! It serves no purpose except that it has a full-length mirror, places to hang coats and shit, and a floor to convey myself other places!

This is my bedroom, which doubles as a place to hide guitars that I have borrowed from friends but really don't want to give back, much like the Epiphone Sheraton pictured here!

Next, crossing the entry hall the other way, this is the place where I eat things! There's paintings and chairs and stuff, and sometimes we have people over!

Going a bit further, we enter the kitchen, where I am showing you the thing I get my milk from! Note the "UHT" under where it says "Latte". This is important, because it makes sure that not only is the milk safe to drink (bruscillosis? DO NOT WANT), it also represents a Baskin&Robbins-esque variety of ass flavor!

The following is where I shit.

This is where I occasionally watch shitty military-provided TV! Instead of that, though, I watch MacGyver (as seen here!) on DVD.

When I watch TV, I like to eat snacks! Unfortunately, there are no snacks here anymore, because I have eaten them all. If you guys would be so kind as to send me Oreos (it's a Virginia address!) I would be very grateful, and I might stop photobombing your threads!
