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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1400 on: 20 Mar 2008, 19:51 »

Germany... or someplace inside that dump.


Yeah that's why I fuckin' asked, man. Where in Germany?
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1401 on: 20 Mar 2008, 20:32 »

I cut and dyed my today! Yay!

Front:
Side:
...And yes, that extra long piece is supposed to be there. The part got kind of messed up after I dyed it, and I just didnt' take the time to fix it correctly is all.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1402 on: 20 Mar 2008, 23:52 »



Hooray! Birthday flowers!
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1403 on: 21 Mar 2008, 03:42 »

aww they are so pretty and from the looks of things you got one awesome present (yay for Babydoll by YSL... such a beautiful fragrance) however if the other bottle is as i suspect an awful celebrity fragrance (j-Lo maybe... anyway correct me fi im wrong) have fun using that one as toilet spray :-S also


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1404 on: 21 Mar 2008, 03:46 »

It is a J-Lo. I liked it. I picked it. It wasn't all that expensive and it smells quite nice. I personally do not like Jennifer Lopez at all but hey, it is just a perfume.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1405 on: 21 Mar 2008, 03:55 »

it's not that i don't like that particular fragrance ... some of them are actually ok fragrances, it's just the idea of celebrity fragrances and having someone ask what your wearing and having to say 'j-lo'  or 'mariah' or 'britney'  that upsets me and as a rule most of them do smell terrible or mediocre at best. Anyway thats my opinion on it, yay for you if you love it and make it your own
 
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1406 on: 21 Mar 2008, 09:31 »

Bawx if you wear that stuff does it make your ass appear like 5x bigger?
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1407 on: 21 Mar 2008, 11:13 »

Man, even I know that's a stupid thing to ask a woman.
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« Reply #1408 on: 21 Mar 2008, 11:35 »

Hey, some girls don't mind having an ass.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1409 on: 21 Mar 2008, 11:51 »

Yeah, seriously, look at me. Or Tania. Sheesh.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1410 on: 21 Mar 2008, 13:20 »

I am upset about the lack of ass in the world.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1411 on: 21 Mar 2008, 15:28 »

Hey, some girls don't mind having an ass.

That's what I was going for. Jeez Stormy, J-Lo has an amazing ass and she ain't no fatty (in b4 "lol ali haz dat scren naem"), no sir.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1412 on: 21 Mar 2008, 15:39 »

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1413 on: 21 Mar 2008, 15:55 »

Que?
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1414 on: 21 Mar 2008, 16:54 »

The thing I find odd is that she is fully dressed and yet she has 25$ tucked into her waistband. 

She could even be going for a walk in the park.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1415 on: 21 Mar 2008, 17:10 »


Hello, ladies.


This was my failed attempt at a mohawk.



Kisses!
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1416 on: 21 Mar 2008, 18:53 »

Chuck you are HAIRY

like ANIMAL
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1417 on: 21 Mar 2008, 18:55 »

I prefer to think of it as being a manly man.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1418 on: 21 Mar 2008, 18:58 »

Your head looks like it's rising from an unshorn vagina.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1419 on: 21 Mar 2008, 19:14 »

That about sums it up.

Yeah, "Chuck," you're ridiculously hairy.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1420 on: 21 Mar 2008, 19:41 »

Chuck is the manliest motherfucker on this board. Don't knock his hair, he's got so much testosterone he could probably impregnate ladies by just that third picture.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1421 on: 21 Mar 2008, 19:46 »

I want to work as a model for American Apparel.

i hear the application form is actually just one question: is being sexually harassed by dov charney awesome y/n
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1422 on: 21 Mar 2008, 20:41 »

The thing I find odd is that she is fully dressed and yet she has 25$ tucked into her waistband. 

She could even be going for a walk in the park.

$55!

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1423 on: 21 Mar 2008, 20:42 »

Man. There was a time when I respected, nay looked up to Chuck.

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1424 on: 21 Mar 2008, 21:10 »

What up, happy Easter motherfucks



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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1425 on: 21 Mar 2008, 21:26 »

Yeah, that's what they all say.  Baby sister kicked your ass, come to terms with it.:)
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1426 on: 21 Mar 2008, 21:41 »

Jon, you're just upset because you lack testosterone.
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« Reply #1427 on: 21 Mar 2008, 21:54 »

Jon, you asswipe, Chuck is more of a man than you'll ever meet, much less be.


Chuck, my love, I have to say I quite like your mohawk thing. It is pretty good.


Also hooray! Tommy is scruffy again!
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1428 on: 21 Mar 2008, 22:03 »

Okay so I know I'm new and all but I couldn't resist posting in the cam whore thread.  Anyway, someone earlier mentioned American Apparel, so yeah, here is my wanna-be American Apparel picture:



Ugh, sometimes I can be such a trollop. har har.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1429 on: 21 Mar 2008, 23:03 »

Wait wait, Tommy doesn't already work for American Apparel as a model? Then what the hell does he do?
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1430 on: 22 Mar 2008, 00:02 »



Red Rock park or something or other, near Las Vegas, last week when I was vacationin'.

More pics soon I guess (SAN FRANCISCO WAS DA BOMB).

EDIT: San Francisco, on the docks, with my dad:

« Last Edit: 22 Mar 2008, 00:26 by PECOAE »
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« Reply #1431 on: 22 Mar 2008, 06:04 »

Wait wait, Tommy doesn't already work for American Apparel as a model? Then what the hell does he do?

I think he plays the skin flute for the man.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1432 on: 22 Mar 2008, 06:37 »

I am bored of lurking. AGAIN. For a while people here knew me.

Anyway I am back. With pictures.

Exhibit A; Glasses I found behind my drawers after being lost for over a year. They still fit and everything. I am happy.


Exhibit B; Me looking really young (I am almost 21) and trying to shield window glare with pyjama pants.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1433 on: 22 Mar 2008, 08:08 »

This is me dressed as Nathan Explosion.



NATHAN MOTHERFUCKING EXPLOSION!!!
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1434 on: 22 Mar 2008, 09:43 »

Can I burn those jeans?

Anywho, here is me pimping Amurikan Apurral gear:
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« Reply #1435 on: 22 Mar 2008, 10:17 »

NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!

You need to look like such an alcoholic that you have a perpetual hangover to pull this off properly.
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« Reply #1436 on: 22 Mar 2008, 12:01 »

Well that would not have been far off the mark later on in the night. I did have some drinks... Alot of drinks... Exactly one hundred drinks... Exactly.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1437 on: 22 Mar 2008, 14:08 »

But she's Canadian! And you are British! The store is American Apparel!

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« Reply #1438 on: 22 Mar 2008, 14:37 »



Stop being a fatty fatty fat fat, Rachel.

(backstory: we went out this morning in search of hangover cures. I bought some fruit from the farmers market over by Haymarket. Rachel bought copious amounts of double cheeseburgers.)
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« Reply #1439 on: 22 Mar 2008, 15:03 »

But she's Canadian! And you are British! The store is American Apparel!

But Canada is in America!
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1440 on: 22 Mar 2008, 15:16 »

Howdy! I don't post much in these kinds of threads, but here goes:

It's me in my dorm, with my roommate's flags on the wall behind me.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1441 on: 22 Mar 2008, 16:35 »

NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!

Once upon a Halloween, I decided the Best (Most Hilarious) Costume would be Murderface, as I am already fat with the same haircut.

Slightly too convincing, maybe.

(PS you have to pretend that is actually a blow up bass instead of guitar)
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« Reply #1442 on: 22 Mar 2008, 17:13 »

American Apparel would be lucky to have you Julia, by the looks of it ;)

FYP.

I'm neither thin nor coked out enough to be one of their models, plus AA's too west coast for me.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1443 on: 22 Mar 2008, 17:39 »

Dear QC,

Septum, lip, or nose?
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1444 on: 22 Mar 2008, 17:44 »

Lip.
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1445 on: 22 Mar 2008, 17:44 »

Nose!

I bought lots of fucking awesome clothes. Example:

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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1446 on: 22 Mar 2008, 17:51 »

Given that this is the only time I've found a girl with a septum piercing attractive, my answer is "pierce whatever you want".
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Re: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« Reply #1447 on: 22 Mar 2008, 18:15 »

Given that we have a fair representation of septum pierced girls (at least two off the top of my head) on the fora, my answer is "ruh roh."
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« Reply #1448 on: 22 Mar 2008, 18:43 »

Dear QC,

Septum, lip, or nose?

All I can say is it can't be all three of them because there is only room for one bitch with a lot of face-metal on this forum, and that bitch is me. Well, okay, there can be two because I am quite fond of Kari.
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« Reply #1449 on: 22 Mar 2008, 18:51 »

actually she seems like a very nice girl and i think she can get any piercing she wants.

i think the nose ring looks best!
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