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[Patrick]

Hey fuck you I'm working on it. Also, recycled hot pic is recycled.

[Verergoca]

Hot pic is hot!

Also, i should take a picture of my yesterday getup.

*goes do that*

[calenlass]

Fix my camera yourself, then, bitch.



Fine. I am pretty sure I haven't posted this one here.





Happy now?

[Patrick]

Much better.

[calenlass]

Fuck you, Patrick.

[Verergoca]

Also:

[Jimmy the Squid]

Here's what I wore to my graduation ceremony on Tuesday. I look rather dashing.



I don't have any photos of myself in the uncomfortable robe and silly hat just yet, but I will when my dad emails them to me.

[Jimmy the Squid]

NOTHING TO SEE HERE! MOVE ALONG.

[Eris]

Uh, Jimmy, you posted the same photo with different words. Are you getting your forums confused again?

[Jimmy the Squid]

My internet fucked up and I thought the first one didn't go through. So I reposted it and didn't see that the initial one had actually geon through.

[Fenriswolf]

When you say partner, is that like the politically correct term for the person you're fucking or what?

Or does the guy in that picture regularly cover your back in gunfights.

Awesome! I wish. He totally would cover my back... probably in fistfights rather than gunfights though. (Note: we met at muay thai/kickboxing, he punched me well before he kissed me and he knows I would kill him if he tried to defend my honour  )

Partner like defacto partner. In NZ you can be married, get a civil union (cause we couldn't let homosexuals get married without fundies going mental but I guess it's better than nothing) or you can just have a defacto partner. So he's my other half, been together for over four years so somewhat beyond fuck-buddy though that is how we started

I think the look of silent suffering on my dog's face really brings out the ridiculousness of mine.

Ahh! Soooo cute, love it. 

And those shoes are so sexy calenlass! *swoon*

[Something Witty]

Don't quote pictures.

[öde]

Don't quote pictures, please.

[Fenriswolf]

I'm not allowed to quote one picture, that's not showing on the page I'm posting on? Seems overly harsh to me, but I'll go with it

[David_Dovey]

Generally the recommended alternative is to either post some sort of text description of the pic, e.g;

sad dog is sad

or (probably the best thing for this particular example) simply remove the pic and leave the accompanying text, e.g;

I think the look of silent suffering on my dog's face really brings out the ridiculousness of mine.

...or some combination of the two.

Both of these manage to give context to your reply without clogging up the page unnecessarily.

[Something Witty]

I'm not allowed to quote one picture, that's not showing on the page I'm posting on? Seems overly harsh to me, but I'll go with it

Man, it sure is a page back isn't it? Carry on, then.

[SeanBateman]

I'm not allowed to quote one picture, that's not showing on the page I'm posting on? Seems overly harsh to me, but I'll go with it

Man, it sure is a page back isn't it? Carry on, then.

Or just stop posting entirely. That would work too.

Also stop using stupid little things like *swoon* and the like in your post it is mad dumb.

[ForteBass]

Speaking of looking like a dictator, and in the spirit of looking ridiculous, I has a new hat and a fucking stupid look on my face!

*CLICK*

Patrick, my boy... what type of hat is that?

[est]

a. I don't get what is so wrong with quoting a cool picture that is not currently on this page.

b. Don't pay any attention to pretty much anything Kieffer says. 

[Patrick]

Patrick, my boy... what type of hat is that?

Idunno, I found it in a market for like $3 down south while I was visiting a friend. It might've been owned by the military under the communist era for all I know.

also i know this is a page late but patrick shave! i will give you exactly seven high-fives if you shave.

It wouldn't look so lame if it were thicker. I've got a couple years to go before that happens, because my dad's genes are retarded (apparently literally).

[0bsessions]

It wouldn't look so lame if I would just hit puberty already.

[Patrick]

 

[Aminal]

Lothario

That countertop behind you says SEDUCTION! 

adjective plural noun are adjective.  I will give everyone a dollar* to buy a new sentence structure!



*There will be no dollars.

[supersheep]

I got bored of my long hair.


I got a haircut. This enthuses me!


There is a possibility that I may be drunk in some or all of these pictures.

[Lines]

Looks good!

[ledhendrix]

Are we still on ridiculous?

[Patrick]

Guys, look, the beer isn't coming out of the bottle. That means he's not falling. And the ceiling means he's not going up anywhere!

I FINALLY DEFINITIVELY CAUGHT HIM ON THE GROUND, GUYS

[Lines]

How do you know he's not on a hovercraft?

[doombilly]

i'm sick of getting internet marriage proposals

I am likely going to be in line at the Magistrates tomorrow. Scrounging for witnesses now.

[0bsessions]

How do you know he's not on a hovercraft?

Or on the tail end of backflipping over the table that beer is sitting on?

[jhocking]

hm what's this?




TRAAAAAAAAAP!!!




(the observant among you will notice shenanigans)

[0bsessions]

I am clearly not observant.

[redglasscurls]

I am! Check out the times on the clock

[0bsessions]

*Gasp!* Joe Hocking has traveled back in time!!!

[Patrick]

I kindof want to get one of those penguin things and fill it with Everclear so that when it sprays I can not only get drunk off the fumes ever-present in my room, I can *light the spray on fire*

[0bsessions]

Because there aren't enough sketchy explosions in Albania.

[jhocking]

jon sucks, manda wins

Also, I'd like to draw closer attention to the book on my dresser:


I took Randy's class while I was at Carnegie Mellon. He was an amazing teacher, definitely a major reason my life is so dedicated to virtual reality and digital art, and he's close to dying of pancreatic cancer. He gave a stirring lecture that became an internet sensation, led to several television appearances, and eventually this book. If you don't know who he is, visit his website or go on youtube and search for "last lecture." It's like an hour long, but it's worth it.

[ledhendrix]

God damn, I just remembered where I think I might possibly have seen you before, ledhendrix - you wouldn't happen to go by the moniker slash101 on hlfallout.net would you?

I'm afraid not, it's probably my less cool but evil twin.

[0bsessions]

Where is my incontinence medication? My social security check hasn't come in yet and I can't afford any Depends.

[20 jazz funk greats]

i'm sick of getting internet marriage proposals

I am likely going to be in line at the Magistrates tomorrow. Scrounging for witnesses now.

it's gonna be a very very long line.

this picture is somewhat ridiculous because of that hand gesture which is neither wave nor punch.
or maybe because of that shirt i have on.
or maybe because i considered it a good self portrait at some point. (ie, when i was about 15/16 and going through a typical indie girl photography phase)




 

[calenlass]

No, I believe what Dirk Hopeless was referring to is the notion that while we all like to be camwhores, none of us wants the thread taken over by an actual OMG-Look-at-me camwhore who floods the thread with tons of pictures and a lot of them of her cleavage or his dong in tighty-whities or whatever.



Out of my own desire to camwhore, I would post another picture (to make 3 on this page!), but Patrick might send some albanian explosions my way for more recycled photos.




Edit: You know what I think is funny, actually? How we've done the baby-photo thing before. And I have posted all of mine before, but no one noticed they were recycled. Ha.

[Slick]

"I could love you" she said "but I know you'll only leave me in the end."
"Goddamnit, stop toying with my feelings! You know I could stand by you if you'd only let yourself let me!" he near-shouted.
She paced the room in circles, he sat there, puffing on his cigarette, only to realize he hadn't actually lit it yet. In a moment far to short, they both realize how ridiculous that is, smile, chuckle, then catch each others happy eyes and go back to fuming.
"I regret what I did. If you put my right back there, though, right then, I don't know if I can honestly say I'd do it any differently. You shut me out of your heart long before you kicked me out of our home."
"I shut you out because you'd been too difficult to open up to. I tried, and then you'd always just miss the point or ignore my concerns. And you always had someone else on your mind."
"I've always loved you" he whimpered.
"And you still don't know what that word means" she stated, just before she walked out the door.

[Liz]

James, dear, this is the picture thread. Please post a photo!

Also,


A beach!

[CursedMortivore]

Me at a Halloween party, well on my way to getting sloshed. I'm the one in the helmet:

[Cartilage Head]

 This is a hilarious picture of me taken at a friend's Passover Seder.

[Lunchbox]

Cory are you getting fat

[Patrick]

...but Patrick might send some albanian explosions my way for more recycled photos.

I was waiting for an excuse to use that.

[SeanBateman]

Cory are you getting fat

We have to ban him if he is. I maintain a strict no fatties rule.

[Tom]

He somewhat looks like Colin Meloy...

[valley_parade]

I maintain a strict no fatties rule.

Time to hit the stationary bike!