Topic: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip) (Read 15662 times)

Indifferent Clox · « **on:** 01 Feb 2008, 21:35 »

Problem is it is Jamaican money and is equal to about 45 cents.

Anyway, Going to Jamaica next month for this mission trip help me come up with ways of smoking pot without getting caught.

Joseph · « **Reply #1 on:** 01 Feb 2008, 22:20 »

Febreze

Indifferent Clox · « **Reply #2 on:** 01 Feb 2008, 22:54 »

Good start. Classy. But wrong. Let's try again. This must involve clever word play, stealth ninja skills, all while being stoned on Jamaican herb.

Cam · « **Reply #3 on:** 01 Feb 2008, 23:41 »

Have sex with a thirteen year old boy while you smoke out. If you get caught, they won't even notice you throwing away the roach as long as you keep banging away at the kid. Bonus points for wearing a priest outfit or clown suit.

Hat · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 00:20 »

Quote from: Indifferent Clox on 01 Feb 2008, 22:54

clever word play, stealth ninja skills, all while being stoned on Jamaican herb.

I am not certain we are talking about the same Jamaican herb here

BobJoeJim · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 00:44 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmNuHQzlYg

Indifferent Clox · « **Reply #6 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 04:23 »

Yeah, I'm gonna go to Jamaica and not smoke weed. Dude. I haven't smoked in two months, but if I go to Jamaica I def. want to smoke.

Thanks for your help though, I don't intend on becoming Pete Doherty. I only occasionally use drugs. I usually use Idosers.

valley_parade · « **Reply #7 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 06:34 »

Jen came back from Jamaica last month, maybe she could help you out.

valley_parade · « **Reply #8 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 07:10 »

*facedesk*

Thanks, Sam. (sorry girls)

Lines · « **Reply #9 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 09:23 »

For some reason the combination of a mission trip and smoking weed just doesn't make sense to me.

valley_parade · « **Reply #10 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 09:32 »

The foreign exhange kid got deported for doing exactly that, freshman year of high school.

We were glad. We played Counter-Strike after school a lot and he was WAY TOO GOOD.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #11 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 09:35 »

Quote from: Linds on 02 Feb 2008, 09:23

For some reason the combination of a mission trip and smoking weed just doesn't make sense to me.

Why not? Jesus was a hippy.

valley_parade · « **Reply #12 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 09:39 »

Quote from: Fat Mike

Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white fragile hippy
He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice T

Nodaisho · « **Reply #13 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 09:40 »

Of course he wasn't white, he was middle eastern. Why the hell do people keep saying he was black?

valley_parade · « **Reply #14 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 09:41 »

It's just a fucking NOFX song, man.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #15 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 09:42 »

Then why did it say fat mike?

valley_parade · « **Reply #16 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 09:44 »

Nodaisho · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 09:46 »

Oh. I have no idea who NOFX are, actually. I really shouldn't post in this state.

tommydski · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 10:25 »

Took the words out of my mouth.

Indifferent Clox · « **Reply #19 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 11:39 »

I am a) not really a Christian I'm going for the medical and relief aspect
b) don't think the bible ever condemns* the use of marijuana and have had firm convictions on this since I actually was in preaching school and shit.

Tottally different place now, don't really want to get into religion.

*Lol brain fart.

Hat · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 12:44 »

I am invoking the Montoya Principle here on the word "condones'

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Either that or maybe you could express yourself a great deal more clearly!

Indifferent Clox · « **Reply #21 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 12:48 »

LOL love Princess Bride

Yeah, fixed lol.

Lines · « **Reply #22 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 13:35 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 02 Feb 2008, 09:35

Why not? Jesus was a hippy.

I didn't say anything about religious reasons for going, just that going to another country to help people and then getting high don't make sense. I didn't say it as a "tsk tsk, for shame" it's just a "huh?" Maybe it's because I don't do drugs, but still.

I do know some people who went to Jamaica on missions trips, and they enjoyed it immensely, but they don't smoke pot, so I don't know how to go about doing that.

Oli · « **Reply #23 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 16:10 »

Try to smuggle some back into America.

When you get caught and sent to prison we promise we will write.

Oli · « **Reply #24 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 16:10 »

(we won't write)

michaelicious · « **Reply #25 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 16:51 »

Quote from: Indifferent Clox on 02 Feb 2008, 04:23

Thanks for your help though, I don't intend on becoming Pete Doherty. I only occasionally use drugs. I usually use Idosers.

If you look past the drug stuff, Pete Doherty is actually kind of a nice guy. He rescued a three-legged hedgehog and named it Mrs Tiggywinkle! As far as I am concerned, he can make as much terrible music and inject as much heroin into unconscious girls as he wants now.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #26 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 20:51 »

he also makes his cat smoke crack though.
What the fuck is wrong witrh pete doherty

Nodaisho · « **Reply #27 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 21:19 »

Quote from: Linds on 02 Feb 2008, 13:35

Quote from: Nodaisho on 02 Feb 2008, 09:35
Why not? Jesus was a hippy.

I didn't say anything about religious reasons for going, just that going to another country to help people and then getting high don't make sense. I didn't say it as a "tsk tsk, for shame" it's just a "huh?" Maybe it's because I don't do drugs, but still.

I do know some people who went to Jamaica on missions trips, and they enjoyed it immensely, but they don't smoke pot, so I don't know how to go about doing that.

oh... right. I just assumed it was a religious thing, someone from my church just got back from Jamaica.

Liz · « **Reply #28 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 21:22 »

It makes me sad that a thread like this even exists.

ruyi · « **Reply #29 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 22:14 »

you were in seminary school?

mberan42 · « **Reply #30 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 22:23 »

Quote from: Misconception on 02 Feb 2008, 21:22

It makes me sad that a thread like this even exists.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #31 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 22:43 »

Indifferent Clox · « **Reply #32 on:** 02 Feb 2008, 22:50 »

Quote from: ruyi on 02 Feb 2008, 22:14

you were in seminary school?

I went to Heritage Christian University FKA International Bible College

It's a preaching School for Church Of Christ preachers. This was 3 years ago.

CmonMiracle · « **Reply #33 on:** 03 Feb 2008, 09:14 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 02 Feb 2008, 06:34

Jen came back from Jamaica last month, maybe she could help you out.

WHAT DID THIS SAY BEFORE.

Indifferent Clox · « **Reply #34 on:** 03 Feb 2008, 09:16 »

I do believe there was no comma prior to the editing.

Simple typo is all, no need for caps.

You want some weed? Weed always makes me type in lower case.

Johnny C · « **Reply #35 on:** 03 Feb 2008, 09:17 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 02 Feb 2008, 06:34

Jen came back from Jamaica last month, which is a shame cause she's SUCH A BITCH.

est · « **Reply #36 on:** 03 Feb 2008, 15:02 »

Why do people even respond to posts like this?

Indifferent Clox has been banned for being an obvious troll.

I mean, seriously.

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