Even if I was, it would one of those depressing jobs for me. I'm allergic to tomatoes. I haven't had pizza since I was reallyreally little and I went into anaphylactic shock from the sauce.
Note to self: Pack extra Epi and Benadryl if taking this cutie out for pizza.
I kid, I kid!
But still...
I was just covering my face so my sister wouldn't take a picture of me, but with the sap gloves it looks just a little malicious.
Yeah, the background of "Insert bills here" looking a lot like an ATM doesn't help, either.
but sometimes the desire to be a self-amused asshole is overshadowed by the desire to not be a self-amused asshole. Yay for that!
Wait, what?
which makes it all the more better!!! So do feel ashamed in giving a girl a complement!!
Errr..okay. I'll...do feel ashamed...does that make it all the more better?
*rubs temples*
Somewhere in California, Sir Mixxalot just sat bolt upright and thought to himself, "I'm needed somewhere!"
Now see, THAT was funny!
"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
Mieville!!!
*Melts* Awwww...ay bee see da baby!! (Makes more disgustingly sappy baby noises at the adorable kitty).
How dare you! Exploiting my weakness like that!
(goes back to cooing at the furry cuddlepurr)
Bonus, I'm a biologist (but the cell/molecular kind, not the marine kind),
Yay! I've got a way cool Golgi Apparatus...
and I'm 19.
Awww...CRAP. Too young.
Crash and burn, Mav. Crash and burn.
and keep all sexual comments within the realm of playful homoeroticism.
Um...My baseball bat only plays with other baseball bats? Wow, totally lost in that playful homoeroticism stuff...
being a man attracted to a woman does not make you a lesbain.
Damn. I'm gonna need a new pick up line now. Thanks a lot, killjoy.
I think we should start a discussion titled "People in Real Life that look NOTHING all like QC characters..."
I could definitely fit into that thread, considering I look like Mark David Chapman -- creepy 70's glasses and all...ewwww.
Why? People that doesn't look even remotely like QC characters are posting pics of themselves in here anyway.
*Rimshot*
I am raven and fayes bastard child
The mental gymnastics required to combine those genetics in any believable way just gave me a headache.
But you're right.
I agree ... Dora.
Me too.
I have a buddy who is the spitting image of Sven...or at least how I view Sven. He's also a musician, and a prodigy of several levels. However, the irony is that he's such a nice guy, women pass him by -- I've told him to read Questionable Content to see how Sven gets the girls -- by being a jerk.
I don't know if he will or not...but he was alone for New Year's and I told him that if he was gonna stay alone for New Year's without a girl to kiss, his mission was to read all of the archives of Questionable Content to find out which character he most resembles.
I can only hope he sees himself in Sven the way I do.
And in keeping with playful homoeroticism...uh...damn, I can think of anything witty...oh, er..."I think guys will go for him AND his drumsticks!"
*rimshot*
Really. Playful homoeroticism? I'd rather sit on a throne of nails...or install Windows Vista.
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