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AndrewDB:


Just a simple thread here, toss out jokes, the only idea here is to get our fellow posters to either groan, or bust up laughing.

I'll start:

What floats up in the air and squeals like a monkey?...

A hot air baboon. :lol:

Doug S. Machina:
Ancient jokes made topical:

"My wife's gone to the Caribbean."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she's been interred in Guantanamo Bay."

No good?

Trollstormur:
what do you call two gaiafags jerking off


this fuckin thread

onewheelwizzard:
So this blind guy walks into a lesbian bar and sits down and orders a drink.  Without realizing who's around him, he says "so anyone want to hear this great blonde joke I just heard earlier today?"  The bartender replies "Before you tell it, I think I should tell you that I'm a blonde, and the cop sitting next to you is a blonde, and the bodybuilder on the other side of you is a blonde too.  Still want to tell the joke?"

"Nahh," he says.  "I don't want to have to tell it 20 times."

Blue Kitty:
why does a chicken coup have two doors?


cause if it had four it would be a sedan

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