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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
muteKi:
YOU JUST GOT THE LUMBERJACK SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD THANK YOU VERY MUCH
*second time today, geez...*
Anyway, there are two kitties on the ledge of a roof. Both of them, getting a bit irritable at having to be stuck on the roof of a house in the middle of summer both start making noise, whereupon one kitty begins to slip and falls. The other kitty sits and watches the other one fall down to the ground.
Why did only that one fall?
The other kitty's *mew* was bigger.
LOL FRICTION
karl gambolputty...:
My History of Music professor's favorite joke:
What do you get when Hizbollah and Herbollah get together?
A Pair-a-bollah
Worst. Pun. Ever.
StMonkey:
Did you hear they dug up Mozart? He had an eraser in one hand and sheet music in the other.
Apparently he was decomposing.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: ummmkay on 11 Mar 2008, 06:06 ---It's because of their natural logarithm!
--- End quote ---
This is not a joke, just an amusing anecdote, but your joke reminded me. Back in college Al Gore held a rally at my school, and some pranksters had put up a big sign on a building facing the stage that said "Al Gore Rythm."
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