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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
öde:
Last time I heard that joke it was told a lot better.
tragic_pizza:
buzzkill.
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:-D
Fletch:
It was worth it. :D
--- Quote ---"This should be interesting. It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, the basses are loaded, and the fans are going wild."
--- End quote ---
That one too.
I don't get the jokes sans punchlines - "It's not funny, now laugh!" ?
Wyvernhand:
How many elves does it take to light a candle?
Three, one to sing, one to dance, and one to summon the joyous spirit of fiery flame into the realm material.
How many dwarves does it take to light a candle?
Three, one to count the money, one to check for stone traps/sliding pannels, and one to realize that dwarves have darkvision.
How many halflings does it take to light a candle?
What, you'd actually trust a halfling with your candle?
How many gnomes does it take to light a candle?
Just one, but it only appears to be light.
How many half-elves does it take to light a candle?
Just one....apparently half elves are good at something!
ummmkay:
Hey guys! Do you know why lumberjacks make such great musicians?
It's because of their natural logarithm!
i'm sorry, i couldn't help it
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