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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
LadyFirelyght:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because a redneck with a shotgun was chasing it.
Q: What did the kidney stone say to the bladder?
A: Just passing through.
tania:
courtesy of my personality theory professor.
what's E.T. short for?
because he's got little legs.
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: jhocking on 25 Feb 2008, 08:23 ---Oh you should talk, Mr. "The Sines Were There."
--- End quote ---
Not a shitty pun, totally awesome.
AndrewDB:
What do you a call a cow with two legs.
Lean Beef.
A Cow with zero legs?
Ground beef.
How about a cow with zero legs, during an earthquake?.
Milk shake.
Finally, what do you call a cow, with zero legs, stuck in an earth quake, whose stuck in barbed wire?.
An udder disaster.
tragic_pizza:
Duck walks in to a convenience store, asks the cashier, "you got any grapes?" Cashier says, "no." Duck walks out.
Five minutes later, the duck walks in to the convenience store, asks the cashier, "you got any grapes?" Cashier says, "NO!!!" Duck walks out.
Five minutes later, the duck walks back in to the convenience store, asks the cashier, "you got any grapes?" Cashier says, "NO, and if you come back in here asking for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet TO THE FLOOR!!!" Duck walks out.
Five minutes later, the duck walks in to the convenience store, asks the cashier, "you got any nails?" Cashier screams, "NO!!!" Duck says, "you got any grapes?"
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