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Thy Dungeonman:
One of them may have been:

A hydrogen atom walks up to a police officer and exclaims "an electron was stolen from me!"

The officer says "are you sure?"

"I'm positive!"

People that actually know physics feel free to correct me because I know I got something wrong.

calenlass:
Johnny was a chemist.
A chemist he is no more,
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

Cartilage Head:

--- Quote from: Blue Kitty on 25 Feb 2008, 20:27 ---what did the quadratic equation yell when it was simplified?

drats, FOILed again

--- End quote ---

 I made that joke in tenth grade once.

ulfnir:
Why did princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

Drill King:
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

...Dam.

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