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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
thebrosef:
Is Mitch Hedberg a worthy contribution to this thread?
"I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others."
"I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first, to see if she would read that too."
"They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home there's more to it than that. Hey you want some more home made Sprite? Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it!"
"I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans because maybe they're just as good and we're wastin' time."
sean:
Dude that's cheating.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would notice.
That's how you do it silly.
thebrosef:
Oh, so more like:
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Smells like carrots!
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Blue Kitty:
what did the quadratic equation yell when it was simplified?
drats, FOILed again
Lila:
A proton walks into a bar.
He has a drink.
When he asks the bartender how much it costs, the bartender says, "Nothing"
Proton: "Really"
Bartender: "For you, I'm positive!"
We can thank my physics teacher for that little gem. There were other ones too, but I don't remember them...
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