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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
supersheep:
MY GOD
MY GOD
DAN I LOVE YOU
calenlass:
bitch hands off
onewheelwizzard:
Wow ... I read that even though I'd heard that joke before. I've never heard it told that well though. Well played Dan!
KharBevNor:
There's a young guy just sitting around at his computer, not doing much, and his grand-dad walks in
"Jesus, boy" the grand-dad exclaims "What are you doing with yourself? When I was your age I went to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, I drank all night, groped the dancing girls, spat on the bouncers and walked out without paying"
"Wow gramps" the young guy exclaims, "that sounds amazing!"
A week passes before the old man sees his grandson again. However, this time, the young man is covered in bruises, his arm in a sling, his nose worn at a rakish angle.
"Holy hell boy!" says the old man "What happened to you?"
"I did what you did grand-dad. I went to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, I drank all night, groped the dancing girls, spat on the bouncers and then walked out without paying"
"And then?"
"And then the bouncers dragged me into the alley out back and beat me till I pissed blood"
"My goodness! Who did you go with?"
"Oh, just some friends. Why, who did you go with grand-dad?"
"The SS."
ledhendrix:
Snake story = amazing.
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