Topic: Makeout / gettin' it on music (Read 24811 times)

Patrick · « **Reply #50 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 07:51 »

Pavement.

Seriously, put on songs from Brighten The Corners or Terror Twilight. Bonus if she's never heard Pavement before, because it's not like anybody can understand what Malkmus is saying at first listen anyway.

I also cannot believe nobody's mentioned Sigur Ros.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #51 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 09:12 »

Well, sure, you could play Sigur Ros, but most of the people I know would fall asleep listening to them in the middle of things. It is really freaking gorgeous and soothing, though. I'd definitely put it on.

Patrick · « **Reply #52 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 09:14 »

Eh, depending how much stamina you've got, all you're gonna need is "Glosoli" and "Hoppipolla" and then you're done and you can both go to sleep. Those two songs are upbeat and uplifting enough.

EDIT: HURRRR UPLIFTING

Near Lurker · « **Reply #53 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 10:22 »

What, no T. Rex?

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #54 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 11:04 »

MORPHINE

they fit the qualifiers for the slow, sensual love-making; as well as the faster, more raucous fucking.

plus, Mark, the singer's voice makes chicks get naked.

pinkpiche · « **Reply #55 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 11:12 »

Quote from: Uber Ritter on 18 Mar 2008, 06:38

I'll second DFA1979 and Marvin Gaye. Post rock seems like it would be nice, as long as the girl or guy you're playing it for isn't so self conscious (and really, is there a worse time to be self conscious?) that they'd feel silly listening to "NightendDay" or "Providence" while getting their bone on.

Sly and the Family Stone.

Also, Pig Destroyer. Grind Core Coitus.

I FEEL SO LOATHSOME

...is not exactly my idea of what i'd say to my lover.

The Jazz is always a good idea! Anything by Miles Davis, E.S.T. or Coltrane

RedLion · « **Reply #56 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 17:08 »

Right you are. Miles Davis! Or Grant Green. Some of Sun Ra's less progressive/free stuff, too.

Patrick · « **Reply #57 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 17:16 »

Charles Mingus.

Now that I've single-handedly covered jazz, let's talk about how John Mayer should never be played for any reason ever, and especially for anything intimate.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #58 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 17:20 »

John Mayer contains half the genetic code for creating the anti-christ.

i won't say who has the other half but let's just say i hope him and Jack Johnson never find a way to procreate with each other.

canada · « **Reply #59 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 18:42 »

Quote from: dalconnsuch on 16 Mar 2008, 23:23

marvin gaye

for real, no marvin gaye, no awsum sex

this is true.

Liz · « **Reply #60 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 18:43 »

Quote from: Patrick on 18 Mar 2008, 17:16

Now that I've single-handedly covered jazz, let's talk about how John Mayer should never be played for any reason ever, and especially for anything intimate.

I enjoy John Mayer and would not object to him in the background for some sweet lovin'.

Noct · « **Reply #61 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 18:48 »

Nick Cave. Okay maybe not for actually gettin' it on music, but there's an incredible raw sexuality to his voice that's just great/scary.

Sex to Grinderman would be... interesting.

De_El · « **Reply #62 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 19:05 »

You could make the case for some Birthday Party sexin'. Junkyard sex would be all silly and gothsploitation, too.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #63 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 19:19 »

In certain contexts, having sex to PJ Harvey is perfect.

freestyle trombonist · « **Reply #64 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 20:10 »

Quote from: pinkpiche on 18 Mar 2008, 11:12

Quote from: Uber Ritter on 18 Mar 2008, 06:38
I'll second DFA1979 and Marvin Gaye. Post rock seems like it would be nice, as long as the girl or guy you're playing it for isn't so self conscious (and really, is there a worse time to be self conscious?) that they'd feel silly listening to "NightendDay" or "Providence" while getting their bone on.

Sly and the Family Stone.

Also, Pig Destroyer. Grind Core Coitus.

I FEEL SO LOATHSOME

...is not exactly my idea of what i'd say to my lover.

The Jazz is always a good idea! Anything by Miles Davis, E.S.T. or Coltrane

i would do it to e.s.t.! i bet kind of blue would be pretty amazing, too.

and yeah; i would probably do it to gybe!

also, i don't know if anyone knows the michael franks album "the art of tea," but it's totally sexy 70s soul/jazz. in fact, i think the next time that girl visits, i'mma have to put that record on...
(is the fact that it's on vinyl sexy at all? probably not the part about having to flip it over halfway through...)

Spluff · « **Reply #65 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 20:20 »

Next time, before we get started, I'm going to put on some Sodom, just to see their reaction.

It would be priceless.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #66 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 07:47 »

Quote from: Noct on 18 Mar 2008, 18:48

Sex to Grinderman would be... interesting.

Getting laid to No Pussy Blues would be fantastically ironic.

pinkpiche · « **Reply #67 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 07:55 »

Haha didn't even think of that!

Anything by Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin. Just for the sheer kitsch

meticulous · « **Reply #68 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 08:40 »

morcheeba - who can you trust?

/end of thread*2

pilsner · « **Reply #69 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 08:48 »

Quote from: karl gambolputty... on 19 Mar 2008, 07:47

Quote from: Noct on 18 Mar 2008, 18:48

Sex to Grinderman would be... interesting.

Getting laid to No Pussy Blues would be fantastically ironic.

Heh heh. On the subject of songs with "Pussy" in the title, I've made out to Pussy by the Brazilian Girls many a time. It's just happy fun music that makes people want to get all frisky and such.

But other more conventional fare would have to be:
Herbert - Scale
DePhazz - Death by Chocolate (recommended in the trip hop thread)
Pretty much anything by Nina Simone although some people might find that a little corny
Metric has already probably been mentioned, but I'll mention it again for emphasis
Also In the Bedroom After the War by Stars
Actually what the hell pretty much anyone who has at one time worked with Kevin Drew

Just so y'all know, the "let me put some music on and make you a drink" move is considered retrograde by many modern ladies (and has therefore become the move of choice among retro minded ladies who go to jazz clubs and wear hats). Modern romances tend be conducted with snoggings on landings, or so I'm told.

. . .

My new band will be called Snoggings on Landings.

Patrick · « **Reply #70 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 08:56 »

Quote from: Misconception on 18 Mar 2008, 18:43

I enjoy John Mayer and would not object to him in the background for some sweet lovin'.

Dearest Liz, this is why you ain't getting any.

pilsner · « **Reply #71 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 09:54 »

I would like to nominate Patrick as captain of the U.S.S. Burn.

Thrillho · « **Reply #72 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 10:07 »

Quote from: Noct on 18 Mar 2008, 18:48

Nick Cave. Okay maybe not for actually gettin' it on music, but there's an incredible raw sexuality to his voice that's just great/scary.

Sex to Grinderman would be... interesting.

I've done it to Nick Cave. The Abattoir/Lyre album is good for that sort of thing.

Sex to Grinderman would be pretty hilarious, although I feel that it's kind of against the spirit of the album, because while it drips sex, its key song is about getting no pussy...

ThisArmIsDead · « **Reply #73 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 00:52 »

They named it "Brazilian Groove" because "Putumayo Presents: Sexy Fucking Music" wasn't a friendly enough title for Yellowstone tourist shops. Seriously, this CD is worth nine orgasms...

Sex to Opeth's "Closure" is fun as well. Kind of an Arabian magic carpet ride, but the Arabian is indeed a woman and the carpet is a lot furrier than you think.

Uber Ritter · « **Reply #74 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 06:15 »

I have heard that "To Bid You Farewell" is a pretty good Opeth track for sexing myself.

Liz · « **Reply #75 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 08:26 »

Quote from: Patrick on 19 Mar 2008, 08:56

Dearest Liz, this is why you ain't getting any.

Dearest Patrick, you are not getting any either. Ha ha.

Patrick · « **Reply #76 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 08:59 »

- I can think of at least one way to solve this problem.

- What?

Liz · « **Reply #77 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 09:03 »

Wow.

You really went there.

Patrick · « **Reply #78 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 09:05 »

- That's what she said.

Liz · « **Reply #79 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 09:07 »

Sometimes I hate my life.

jimbunny · « **Reply #80 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 09:17 »

Vangelis - Titles from Chariots of Fire

Liz · « **Reply #81 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 09:20 »

YES.

Also thank you for posting, that conversation was getting a little weird.

Patrick · « **Reply #82 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 09:22 »

I agr-- holy fuck is that Zatoichi

Noct · « **Reply #83 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 10:50 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid on 19 Mar 2008, 10:07

I've done it to Nick Cave. The Abattoir/Lyre album is good for that sort of thing.

Sex to Grinderman would be pretty hilarious, although I feel that it's kind of against the spirit of the album, because while it drips sex, its key song is about getting no pussy...

Lyre does seem like it would be good mood music, but Abattoir seems like it would be way too gospel. Fantastic song, but if "There She Goes, My Beautiful World" came on in the middle of sex I think it would lead to game-ending laughter.

sparksflyupward · « **Reply #84 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 11:42 »

BRMC - Take them on, on your own.

Air - Moon Safari is such a classic in these discussions, especially La Femme d'Argent.

thewayigroove · « **Reply #85 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 12:38 »

Pavement: yessss.

Air: noooooo

jimbunny · « **Reply #86 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 13:07 »

Quote from: Patrick on 20 Mar 2008, 09:22

I agr-- holy fuck is that Zatoichi

On the off-chance that I'm not missing a clever reference (I haven't seen any of the Zatoichi movies, or whatever they are), my avatar picture is actually from A Touch of Zen, an old Hong Kong action movie.

That being said, if you're looking for some cool atmospheric sex, traditional Chinese music...takes some getting used to, but could work well.

Divide by Zero · « **Reply #87 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 13:10 »

Quote from: thewayigroove on 20 Mar 2008, 12:38

Pavement: yessss.

Air: noooooo

Good advice for beginning skateboarders.

thewayigroove · « **Reply #88 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 13:18 »

Quote from: Divide by Zero on 16 Mar 2008, 16:35

Sex and Candy, Come Away with Me by Norah Jones, Banana Pancakes

Good advice for date rape

Divide by Zero · « **Reply #89 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 13:59 »

Quote from: thewayigroove on 20 Mar 2008, 13:18

Quote from: Divide by Zero on 16 Mar 2008, 16:35
Sex and Candy, Come Away with Me by Norah Jones, Banana Pancakes

Good advice for date rape

Touche. Although I'm not sure if you're mocking my taste in music or just creating a play on the titles...

sparksflyupward · « **Reply #90 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 14:24 »

Myself, I would never get it on to Air, it's just that people always seem to bring it up when you touch on this subject.

I basically think that all music is kind of awkward in the background, as soon as you start listening to it. It needs to be something that you can really just ignore.

Patrick · « **Reply #91 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 15:33 »

Quote from: jimbunny on 20 Mar 2008, 13:07

I haven't seen any of the Zatoichi movies

This isn't AS bad as the fact that Elizabeth hasn't seen any John Wayne ever, but it's pretty close.

Holy fuck I would love to get it on to the theme from "Hatari!"

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #92 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 18:48 »

She hasn't? Liz, come to my video store in MHD and I will HOOK YOU UP.

PS I like any post-rock sans vocals and some with, like EITS. Plus anything with a baritone voice, ie Stephen Merrit and Jens Lekman et al.

Liz · « **Reply #93 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 18:58 »

You got the sweet hook-ups? Sounds like a plan, perhaps I will make a jaunt on over there at some point.

muffy · « **Reply #94 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 20:31 »

Of Montreal - The Past Is A Grotesque Animal, on loop...

That's sex music.

strangeparallel9 · « **Reply #95 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 22:23 »

Mingus : YES. BETTER GIT IT IN YO SOUL for the self-assured

Animal Collective: Here Comes The Indian for bestfuckever

Anal Cunt: Picnic Of Love for bestfriend sex to break the tension (i respect you as a woman and as a human being)

faylosophy · « **Reply #96 on:** 20 Mar 2008, 23:04 »

From experience, I've gotten it on to Suicide, Gun Club, My Bloody Valentine, The Microphones, The Stooges, Velvet Underground and sadly, Joy Division (that last one brings horrible memories.. and by horrible I mean hilariously awkward.)

sc13ntific · « **Reply #97 on:** 21 Mar 2008, 05:29 »

Make Out:
The Tragically Hip - Day for Night

Gettin it on:
Squarepusher - Bhudakhan Mindphone

pilsner · « **Reply #98 on:** 21 Mar 2008, 09:13 »

Ah, a Squarepusher I haven't heard. Loved Music is the Rotted One Note so I'm going to have to check that out. In the spirit of Squarepusher, I'd like to recommend Crystal Castles -- Courtship Date, for a propos points, but only if you're energetic to keep up (and your partner is into that sort of thing...)

pentaen · « **Reply #99 on:** 21 Mar 2008, 23:57 »

NIN, always, always

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canada

freestyle trombonist

ThisArmIsDead

thewayigroove

thewayigroove

strangeparallel9

faylosophy