Topic: I have three bottles of human urine. (Read 38548 times)

Nodaisho · « **Reply #50 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 23:35 »

Make an alternative fuel source out of it.

Narr · « **Reply #51 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 00:46 »

Has anyone suggested selling it to drug users trying to pass drug exams yet?

There's awesome money to be had in that, so I'm told.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #52 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 01:00 »

There is an idea... there would have to be something they do to prevent someone from doing that though.

Patrick · « **Reply #53 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 03:25 »

Besides it would all come back positive for too much metal.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #54 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 04:32 »

Khar, I believe I mentioned making demons.
Read more Clive Barker.

jhocking · « **Reply #55 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 08:18 »

Quote from: Narr on 27 Mar 2008, 00:46

Has anyone suggested selling it to drug users trying to pass drug exams yet?

Quote from: dennis, a quarter of the way down the first page on 24 Mar 2008, 18:15

Stand out in front of a drug testing clinic and sell them.

Patrick · « **Reply #56 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 08:21 »

You could try lighting it on fire.

Oli · « **Reply #57 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 09:03 »

Make a tiny lego castle with a urine moat.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #58 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 10:02 »

Quote from: Narr on 27 Mar 2008, 00:46

Has anyone suggested selling it to drug users trying to pass drug exams yet?

Lets just say that would probably not be a good idea for anyone.

Shit is stale and full of alcohol and THC, yo.

jhocking · « **Reply #59 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 10:03 »

You could always sell it to druggies who need clean urine, and then laugh at them when they fail the test anyway.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #60 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 10:44 »

now that's an idea!

*make sure they are drug users who don't know who you are or where you live.*

carrotosaurus · « **Reply #61 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 13:17 »

Boil it down to its components and then snort it. LIKE COCAINE

edited for bad grammar.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #62 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 13:26 »

Pour it down the toilet, where it belongs...

NarwhalSunshine · « **Reply #63 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 13:32 »

throw them at your principal from high school.

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #64 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 13:36 »

Try selling it on ebay

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #65 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 13:51 »

Divide it up into little vials, make a bunch of necklaces with the vials as pendants, and give them to your friends and family, and say "If you really love me, you'll wear this."

Then post their responses to this thread.

jhocking · « **Reply #66 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 14:18 »

I vote for karl's suggestion.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #67 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 14:33 »

I vote for Oli's suggestion, that is INSPIRED.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #68 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 15:21 »

karl gets my vote as well.

Patrick · « **Reply #69 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 15:45 »

AND MY AXE

clockworkjames · « **Reply #70 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 16:30 »

Sell it to junkies anyway and when they get results back saying they failed, they would fail anyway but you got some cash.

Then laugh at them.

[EDIT]How did I miss that? Hivemind?

ummmkay · « **Reply #71 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 16:34 »

Quote from: jhocking on 27 Mar 2008, 10:03

You could always sell it to druggies who need clean urine, and then laugh at them when they fail the test anyway.

Patrick · « **Reply #72 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 16:39 »

Quote from: carrotosaurus on 27 Mar 2008, 13:17

Boil it down to its components and then snort it. LIKE COCAINE

It'd be funny if, by doing so, there would be a significant amount of drugs there.

Separate it out from the urine crystals and you'd be a pioneer in recycling!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #73 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 16:42 »

Just use it as bong water, give yourself a little boost

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #74 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 17:34 »

it's official, Boro Bandito wins "Worst Idea '08"

how does it feel?

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #75 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 18:31 »

Are you kidding? That, vs. shooting each other with super soakers full of it, drinking it, snorting piss crystals, using it as a slip-'n-slide? Using it as bong water is the worst idea here? I mean, its not at the top of the list of good ideas either, but I was saying it to be funny after all.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #76 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 18:52 »

I think we're looking at least amount of displeasure to the pissee, here. Snorting piss crystals might kill you, but after that, using it as bong water is probably the next worst thing he can do if he wants to have fun with it.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #77 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 19:00 »

The suggestion was because he said that his piss is probably extremely positive for levels of THC, and the one where patrick said to recycle it. And really, is using it in a bong that bad? I mean, its not as if he'd be drinking it(which is personally my least favorite choice, even over snorting it), and I'm pretty sure as far as quality it can't be much worse (probably better) than week old bong water that I've known friends to reuse(over and over and over again). It's more or less a medium used to cool down/filter the smoke right? I doubt any sort of fumes would be coming off of it that could harm a person.

jhocking · « **Reply #78 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 19:13 »

I don't know much about the mechanics of how a bong operates, but I would assume you'd be inhaling any smell coming off the liquid, in which case yech.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #79 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 19:22 »

Hell I wouldn't do it, but maybe Khar would, and this thread is for his purposes.

Spluff · « **Reply #80 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 19:32 »

Quote from: jhocking on 27 Mar 2008, 19:13

I don't know much about the mechanics of how a bong operates, but I would assume you'd be inhaling any smell coming off the liquid, in which case yech.

Trust me, bong water does not smell good anyway.

frullic · « **Reply #81 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 19:51 »

seriously, try eBay! Sickfucks buy full diapers so why not piss?

KibBen · « **Reply #82 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 23:07 »

Quote from: Patrick on 27 Mar 2008, 15:45

AND MY AXE

I lol'd.

So, yes. Boil it down, reduce it, make a sort of thick sauce. Put this on cupcakes.

pat101 · « **Reply #83 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 06:29 »

Quote from: jhocking on 27 Mar 2008, 19:13

I don't know much about the mechanics of how a bong operates, but I would assume you'd be inhaling any smell coming off the liquid, in which case yech.

God I can only imagine the smell of bong piss...

Patrick · « **Reply #84 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 07:01 »

Hey I still like the idea of shooting it from a Super Soaker at unsuspecting passers-by.

Or I guess you could replace your mate's Mountain Dew with it.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #85 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 07:31 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 27 Mar 2008, 19:22

Hell I wouldn't do it, but maybe Khar would, and this thread is for his purposes.

No.

Chrasstor · « **Reply #86 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 07:53 »

Make Pissicles, then eat one and give the others to your friends, then melt one and drink half and use the rest for bong water and snort whatever you have left. Once you've snorted it, shoot it out your eye at unsuspecting people with super soakers who are high on jenkem looking for clean piss to use at a drug test center.

Also, zombies.

leperphiliac · « **Reply #87 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 20:53 »

Too bad you've not eaten mushrooms lately. You could sell that piss for the drugs in it, cause anyone drinking it would actually get high.

How many things can you do with human urine? Turn it into jello and convince sexy girls to wrestle in it? Ferment it into booze? Hide it behind someone's radiator? Freeze it into a giant icicle and stab someone to death? Whatever you do, get rid of it soon cause it ferments really quickly and will start to smell really bad. Unless that's what you're looking for. Maybe you could mark the neighborhood with it, like dogs do. You could start selling knockoffs of the Piss Christ.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #88 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 20:56 »

"Spill" some in the holy water at your local parish.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #89 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 22:31 »

Why just some, go for broke!

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #90 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 00:01 »

Well, you don't want to create an OBVIOUS color change. Otherwise you risk not having multiple babies baptized in your pee.

Patrick · « **Reply #91 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 04:04 »

I am pretty sure that in the old baptism font at my hometown's church, a lot of kids would go up and try to drink the holy water (where the hell were their parents), so if it works, you get a double whammy.

öde · « **Reply #92 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 12:50 »

Put some into water pistols and mark your territory.
Use a 3 litre jug and a 5 litre jug measure out exactly 4 litres of urine to defuse the bomb.
Tell small children that you, a grown adult, have collected bottles of your own piss and are asking people what to do with them.

Symptom · « **Reply #93 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 15:06 »

Bake a cake with it
post pictures
eat
pictures

KharBevNor · « **Reply #94 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 16:58 »

Quote from: öde on 30 Mar 2008, 12:50

Tell small children that you, a grown adult, have collected bottles of your own piss and are asking people what to do with them.

This is the kind of stuff I want to hear.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #95 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 17:18 »

Tell people that it is an elixir of life, and sell it to them for 10,000 pounds a bottle. Take advantage of the only known infinite thing in the universe, human stupidity.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #96 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 18:06 »

Market it on the internet as weapons grade liquid uranium.

Jooooosh · « **Reply #97 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 18:17 »

Hold a bus full of people hostage with it, and make exorbitant demands.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #98 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 18:29 »

Wet T-shirt contest.

frullic · « **Reply #99 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 21:21 »

let them ferment and then leave them in a parking lot...
preferably where there is a high chance of someone running over it!

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