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[MadassAlex]

Stand out in front of a drug testing clinic and sell them.

Ahahaha, oh my God. This is the winner, right here.

[Sox]

Set up a table in a public park. Pour them into a jug, set out some plastic cups. "Urine: £20 a cup."
Ebay?
Take them to the streets and ask what you should do with them?

[Patrick]

Hold a bus full of people hostage with it, and make exorbitant demands.

I would pay money to see this happen.

[axerton]

I know there's been plenty of 'trick people into drinking it' but how about tricking someone into wearing it as aftershave or perfume?

[ledhendrix]

Step 1 - Put urine in cup

Step 2- Slide sheet of non bendy plastic over the top

Step 3 - Turn the whole thing upside down taking care not to spill any

Step 4 - Carefully place the now turned upside down aparatus onto a table (anyones you like) and slide the sheet away

It will look like there is just a cup sitting upside down on a table, it won't leak and whoever removes the cup won't be to best pleased.

[Dimmukane]

THAT is the best idea I've heard so far.

[SilentJ]

Fill up one of the cups and freeze it.  Make sure it's completely solid.

After it freezes take the cup out, remove the cup, and cut the now-frozen urine into slices.

Slide those slices underneath of people's doors.

When they next try to use that door there will be urine stains on their rug/carpet/whatever.

Especially effective in a college dorm.

[Cartilage Head]

 1. Pour it into a glass.

 2. Freeze it.

 3. Piss-dildo!

[WriterofAllWrongs]

You'd have to be pretty quick with a piss dildo, though.  I mean, 98.6 F + friction?

[Cartilage Head]

 Also my friend told me about a guy he knew who had a really big house and was really far from the bathroom, so he had big two-liters of piss all over his room. I mean, dump 'em out dude!

[Staralfur]

Throw it at The Mars Volta.

[Patrick]

Throw it at The Mars Volta.

THAT is the best idea I've heard so far.

Much better.

[chASS]

one of my friends drunk urine mixed with mountain dew and then someone told them afterwards.

...they said it tasted good.


you could mix it with three bottles of mountain dew and have six bottles of urine dew.

[Chrasstor]

Man, your friends really know how to party, huh?

[frunK]

drink them for eternal life.

[Barmymoo]

shooting each other with super soakers full of it

You may be making teh jokes with the super soakers but in my first year of secondary school, on Leavers' Day for the senior students, a gang of guys in balaclavas ran round the school with water guns full of urine. Another gang threw live mice into classrooms. We ended up being locked into our classrooms on the second floor to get away from them. They didn't end up taking their exams that year. Actually I think the mice ones were arrested.

[Slick]

Yeah it's cute how you guys think you are real countries sometimes.

[muteKi]

Geez, and I thought invading freshman dorms to torch the bulletin boards was insane.

[Ballard]

There are two kinds of people. Those who are now extremely happy that they aren't Norwegian, and those who are forever regretful.

[Scandanavian War Machine]

when you said first-graders, i imagined all of these things happening to 6-7 year old children.

that seemed a little harsh.

[Hat]

Why the fuck why are they doing this again and why is nobody bothered by it?

[Caspian]

Fill up one of the cups and freeze it.  Make sure it's completely solid.

After it freezes take the cup out, remove the cup, and cut the now-frozen urine into slices.

Slide those slices underneath of people's doors.

When they next try to use that door there will be urine stains on their rug/carpet/whatever.

Especially effective in a college dorm.

This is the best idea so far.

[SilentJ]

when you said first-graders, i imagined all of these things happening to 6-7 year old children.

that seemed a little harsh.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.  I audibly blanched at the thought of this going on.

[Cam]

You would think that this would be enough to start a solidarity movement in the juniors or first graders or what ever you call them to keep them from being kidnapped, stripped, and pissed on.  I don't do well with "hazings".  If people are going to try and kidnap, strip, and piss on me, I am not going with out a fight. 

[Patrick]

Man isn't that all kinds of illegal?

[frunK]

Anyway back to what to do with the pee. Do you still have them? I like the idea from page one where you make explosives out of it, sounds like some good ol' fight club style fun there.

[glyphic]

My roomate in college used to fill milk jugs with piss when he was drunk. He would then let them ferment in his closet until the indentions in the jugs popped out. At this point, he would take a drunken sojourn to the roof of our apartment complex and wait for the happiest-looking best-dressed couple to walk by.

Imagine your surprise as you and your main squeeze are heading out to the best party of the season and suddenly a gallon of warm piss explodes on the cement in front of you. Now imagine the walk home, reeking of piss, your girlfriend screaming the entire time. Oh man. My roomate was evil.

[0bsessions]

I think that kind of broaches the line past amusing and into "being kind a twat." If I ended up the victim of something like that, I'd probably do my damndest to see you evicted.

[valley_parade]

I mean, our prime minister was in on driving a firetruck into the ocean when he was a russ for fucks sake - and everyone somehow goes along with it.

I want this guy in charge of America.

[Ozymandias]

Guys I'm never going to Norway now.

That is a fucked up place and I never even knew it.

[Patrick]

WHERE ARE THE GOOD IDEAS, YOU GUYS

Here. Just buy some front-row tickets to a Madonna concert, then go wild on the world's favourite scary pop star.

[DoubleAW]

Market it on the internet as weapons grade liquid urinium.

GET IT? EH? EH?

[DoubleAW]

I know it.

[KharBevNor]

Is russ the thing where you wear those silly red trousers?

[Gemmwah]

I have a friend in Norway who is doing that at the moment, and she makes those red trousers look so hot.

[SilentJ]

That is a fairly large amount of beer between two people.

[Barmymoo]

Your point?

And incidentally, by coming into this thread I answered my own question which I posted in another thread, and now I feel stupid.

[Patrick]

That is a fairly large amount of beer between two people.

Respectfully, sir, you are a pansy.

[SilentJ]

That is a fairly large amount of beer between two people.

Respectfully, sir, you are a pansy.

dude that's like fifty beers between the two of them

i'm not saying i wouldn't do it

i'm just sayin'

[Ladybug]

Man, I just had to chime in and say that russ everywhere aren't that insane! At my school, the worst thing done to first-graders was drawing on their faces with sharpies, and splashing them with water. We'd get in maajor trouble with the school if the kidnap-stuff happened, and none of us really wanted to do that anyways, because no one did it to us when we were first graders. The worst thing that happened to us when we were first graders, was that some girl got the backside of her thong cut, and the people who did it got in trouble and had to buy her new underwear..

And those huge buses costing an insane amount of money? Mostly around the capital/the larger cities, not everywhere - I mostly walked/rode my bike around - but I wasn't one of the most eager participants. I'd still never spend that ridiculous amount of money on something like that.

So yes, a lot of people go insane and do stupid shit during that time, but not everyone. I wasn't planning on participating, but it was actually kinda fun. 17 days filled with hanging out with friends, doing stuff I usually wouldn't do (barking at dog food in a store, sitting under our desks during an entire lecture, not talking for a day at school, drinking some stuff in a tree, going swimming in the ocean before May 1st (north of the Arctic circle) chugging down beer with a tampon in my mouth (seriously gross), drinking a set amount of alcohol in a tree, spending the night outside of the school, eating breakfast on a roundabout, kissing strangers/friends of the same sex etc), drinking a bit, barbequeing... Fun.

[Gemmwah]

I just wish we went so nuts over leaving school over here. From what I've heard, russ is insane amounts of fun, and I would've been so up for that.

[Patrick]

dude that's like fifty beers between the two of them

Eh, 25 drinks? I've equated that. It was not pretty immediately after, but I did it.

[SilentJ]

dude that's like fifty beers between the two of them

Eh, 25 drinks? I've equated that. It was not pretty immediately after, but I did it.

Exactly, that's what I was getting at.  It can be done, it's just not the best of ideas.

[StaedlerMars]

@ Russ

Man, I thought dazed and confused was harsh.

[Caspian]

dude that's like fifty beers between the two of them

Eh, 25 drinks? I've equated that. It was not pretty immediately after, but I did it.

Exactly, that's what I was getting at.  It can be done, it's just not the best of ideas.

25 isn't THAT much, guys. Sure, you'll need to go the toilet a lot, but you won't get that drunk off it.

Perhaps if that was for one person that we'd be onto something.

[Ladybug]

Yes, you will. There's a "knot rule" that states you should drink a case of 24 0,33L beers in 24 hours, and according to the Norwegian Institute of Public Health, after 24 hours, drinking one bottle an hour, a girl weighing 60kg with an average metabloism, will have a blood alcohol level of 4,2‰. A guy weighing 75kg will have a blood alcohol level of 1,9‰. And most people won't drink 1 bottle an hour. If they drink the whole case in 4hours, a girl would have a blood alcohol level of about 7‰, and a boy about 4,5‰. That's a lot. The limit here for when you're considered to be driving under the influence of alcohol is 0,2‰.

(Don't shoot me if the numbers are wrong, I'm simply quoting the article.)

[0bsessions]

Um, yes, it IS that much.

Your average can of beer is twelve ounces. Twenty five such beers equates to nine liters or almost two and a half gallons. The kidneys aren't supposed to process more than three gallons of liquid a day (That's a full twenty four hours, folks).

Unless you're on a full fledged bender and not drinking any water, your body cannot process twenty five beers in any reasonable time frame. The kidneys can clear .9 liters an hour at most, meaning you'd have to drink those twenty five beers over a nine hour span, at least, and that's pushing you past the limit of incredibly unhealthy.

In other words, all of you tits saying "oh, I could do that, blah blah blah" are currently embroiled in a pathetic dick waving contest that's not even physically feasible. You'll DEFINITELY be VERY drunk and most likely you'll be sick as a dog, too.

Note, this is all JUSt your kidneys. I don't even want to know what 25 beers in a short span of time would do to your brain and liver.

Edit: Damn you, Ladybug.

[jhocking]

This reminds me of that fraternity game about drinking milk. It started with some guy boasting that he could drink a gallon of beer, someone else retorting that he couldn't drink a gallon if it were milk, and then the realization that it really is hard to drink a gallon of milk.

[KickThatBathProf]

Man even one gallon is pretty hard to do in a span of like 30 minutes.  A group of my friends did the gallon challenge and only one guy who was like 300 pounds was able to hold it down.  Wasn't one of our better ideas.  It went about as good as the egg-chucking fight.

[0bsessions]

Actually, I almost referenced the Gallon of Milk Challenge when I wrote that little rant up. It's essentially a similar principle: the human body simply cannot handle it, but there's always that one asshole you know who's so determined to prove how tough he is to a bunch of strangers that he'll insist he has or can do it.