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will QC ever end?
« on: 22 Apr 2008, 21:42 »

do you think Jeph will ever make a "last comic"? I know it's mournful to think about because this IS such an awesome comic..... but just for fun.... what is your prediction on when the last comic will be?
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #1 on: 22 Apr 2008, 21:44 »

everyone gets hit by a truck.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #2 on: 22 Apr 2008, 21:44 »

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

It's bound to happen sooner or later.  The DM's going to have to get tired of the drama queens playing Faye and Dora.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #3 on: 22 Apr 2008, 21:45 »

everyone gets hit by a truck.

The internet, she is a cruel mistress.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #4 on: 22 Apr 2008, 23:51 »

The comic will slowly morph into a hardcore porno, until it is no longer recognizable as the comic it once was.

This is how Questionable Content, as we know it, will end.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #5 on: 23 Apr 2008, 00:03 »

I think the perfect way to end it would be making an otherwise ordinary strip, with the last panel being black with the text "And then they all died" in it. That´s a perfect ending for everything, be it a TV-series, book or commercial!
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #6 on: 23 Apr 2008, 01:18 »

It's a webcomic. It'll end with an otherwise ordinary strip that doesn't resolve anything and is only the end in the sense that nothing get posted after it.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #7 on: 23 Apr 2008, 04:01 »

When the large hardon collider activates.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #8 on: 23 Apr 2008, 06:18 »

This is kinda morbid, but I'm pretty sure that if I wrote something that so many people were interested in that I would place the ending next to my last will and testimant. 

/I just made myself sad
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #9 on: 23 Apr 2008, 06:29 »

I think that the QC final comic has already been posted. It was a guest comic, but the guest author assured us that it was perfectly canonical.

Sadly, I don't know which cartoon it is.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #10 on: 23 Apr 2008, 06:36 »

It'll end wil all of them getting hit by a truck?

Oh man :/
I wanted Marten to commit suicide when Arcade fire and Flaming Lips decided to break up at the same time.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #11 on: 23 Apr 2008, 07:11 »

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=674

"Later on, everybody kisses everyone everybody else."
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #12 on: 23 Apr 2008, 07:47 »

everyone gets hit by a truck.
If it's not a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk, you know what? Well, it just couldn't be any other way.




Oooooohhhh Daaannnnyyy booooooyyyy!!!!
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #13 on: 23 Apr 2008, 09:25 »

One by one, the characters begin to disappear. The Allosaurus which ate Sarah turns out to be Steve in disguise. When caught out by Pizza Girl eating the others, he eats her before Pintsize, with his laser returned, destroys him. Unfortunabtely in the process, the whole town is destroyed.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #14 on: 23 Apr 2008, 09:28 »

everyone gets hit by a truck.
If it's not a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk, you know what? Well, it just couldn't be any other way.




Oooooohhhh Daaannnnyyy booooooyyyy!!!!

QC Ends and you're singing about some dead stiff named Danny boy?!


Along those lines:  There's some interdimensional rift and all the crazy robots get sucked through it.  Bender, Pintsize and Gir become some hedious robot mostor.  All of everything ends when everything is stolen after a giant pig runs through a cake mix factory.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #15 on: 23 Apr 2008, 09:39 »

There was also this horrific daydream of a sort of ending.

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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #16 on: 23 Apr 2008, 10:33 »

..And everyone grows moustaches!
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #17 on: 23 Apr 2008, 11:32 »

last strip: the identity of pizza girl is revealed to be faye's dead father
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #18 on: 23 Apr 2008, 12:20 »

hahaha

"I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL ALONG, FAYE AND I LOVE Y-"

[truck hits him]
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #19 on: 23 Apr 2008, 15:41 »

I think it would be funny if it pulled a sopranos on us and just ended with a blank panel. Like the same scene and everything but in the Coffee of Doom, I don't know I geuss we'll have to wait it out.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #20 on: 23 Apr 2008, 16:48 »

"It was all just part of my freaky dream!"
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #21 on: 23 Apr 2008, 16:58 »

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Lawl.


I hope QC does end in a timely manner, because I can't imagine how completely awesome it would be if Jeph were to focus on a new comic with a much more twisted sense of humour.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #22 on: 23 Apr 2008, 18:00 »

Y'know, Jeph has mentioned trucks running people over twice now. You know it'll happen...a year or two down the road, we'll get a strip titled "Roadkill."
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #23 on: 23 Apr 2008, 18:11 »

The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #24 on: 23 Apr 2008, 18:59 »

The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts

I really like this idea, little robots and destructive ancient gods of death go hand in hand.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #25 on: 23 Apr 2008, 19:55 »

The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts

Then Marten makes a deal with Ares?
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #26 on: 23 Apr 2008, 19:58 »

The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts

Well, assuming that Jeph takes no breaks, strip #2012 will appear on 13 September 2010.

Is it too soon to start speculating how Jeph will celebrate when the number of the strip catches up with the year? That WILL be sometime in 2010. Assuming that the cartoon still holds Jeph's interest. And I hope it does.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #27 on: 23 Apr 2008, 20:36 »

I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #28 on: 23 Apr 2008, 21:40 »

The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts

Ah, So of course they didnt predict the end of the world, just the end of QC. Finally Philsophy is used for a good cause :P
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #29 on: 24 Apr 2008, 04:21 »

It'll be a St. Elsewhere/Crossroads ending where Pintsize is the alter ego of a little autistic boy and it was all in his mind.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #30 on: 24 Apr 2008, 04:32 »

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Lawl.

Aww shit , i didn't even realize my mistake.

Or : Time travellers from the furture came back to colonise Earth , after Earth got destroyed by a Giant Planet Killing Robot , who think planets taste like cake mix in their own timeline.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #31 on: 24 Apr 2008, 13:13 »

Marten and Hannelores band releases an album which becomes a major breakthrough, and everyone leaves on a tour to Japan. We get fifteen strips with only the thanksgiving-turkeys, before thanksgiving comes and they are eaten.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #32 on: 24 Apr 2008, 13:36 »

If the comic ends with Deathmole making it big, I want the last several strips to be a parody of one of a bad VH1 special documenting Marten's descent in to drug-addled madness and subsequent redemption as a born again Zoroastrian.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #33 on: 24 Apr 2008, 16:05 »

here's my theory:

"Jeph draws a comic of himself waking up from a coma.... he than says to everyone around him 'man, that was weird, I had the strangest dream, there were these indie kids and they were living life, and there were walking, talking computers with personalities. And you were there... and you were there to" and than he sings "somewhere over the rainbow".
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #34 on: 24 Apr 2008, 17:24 »

All the Domed City theories prove true and the entire cast is hunted down and killed by a "Deadliest Game" fan who has set up the entire colony for just such a purpose because he is a clone of the Zodiac killer with shitloads of money for reasons which are never adequately explained. I think Jeph will just get bored at some point and decide to draw a different comic entirely before he ahs to resort to sending Faye back to Georgia soap-bubble style (worst ending imaginable).
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #35 on: 24 Apr 2008, 21:44 »

Marten and Hannelores band releases an album which becomes a major breakthrough, and everyone leaves on a tour to Japan. We get fifteen strips with only the thanksgiving-turkeys, before thanksgiving comes and they are eaten.

Dear god I hope this strip doesn't end with a picture of turkey's..or indietits....that'd make me cry.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #36 on: 25 Apr 2008, 08:30 »

Pintsize and Winslow create another nuclear launch device...only this one's real.  Hanners lunges for her dictionary only to discover it is in the other room.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #37 on: 25 Apr 2008, 08:43 »

What makes you think that the last one wasn't real, Muskrat?
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #38 on: 25 Apr 2008, 10:44 »

Touche...
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #39 on: 25 Apr 2008, 11:29 »

Which character is the one who survives to tell the story?

The truck driver?
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #40 on: 28 Apr 2008, 12:22 »

Raven decides to divide by 0 and creates a hole in space time
chaos ensues
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #41 on: 29 Apr 2008, 18:15 »

Hannelore creates her own synthesised math-rock, and is discovered by fringe music shows in Britain. Her success there grows until she goes over to tour, taking Marten as her guitarist. Actually, it wouldn't end there, but it's a neat idea anyway.

No, this is an ending...

Marten ascends to a higher state of being. Steve holds them off until Penelope and Raven can get away.  Faye, Dora and Hannelore barricade themselves in the coffee shop which is soon surrounded by overwhelming forces. As they beat on the doors and windows, Marten reappears and destroys them  all in a blinding flash of light. Faye, Dora and Hannelore climb out, and find Steve in the rubble. A fleet of Chatham Corporation helicopters come to pick them up.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #42 on: 30 Apr 2008, 18:34 »

Honestly, I think the comic should have ended after that guest comic where Martin broke his neck. Would've been one of the best "up yours" moments in history.

Either that, or everyone goes out Reservoir Dogs style, and Hannelore is the only one to get out alive. She meets another group of friends, and the cycle continues...

Awesome first post, I have to admit.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #43 on: 01 May 2008, 12:34 »

I really hope it doesn't end at all anytime soon. I'd be likely to cry. Very likely. I can't imagine how it would end. Faye and Marten probably hooks up afterall, but I don't see who Dora would wind up with then.... I'M CONFUSED
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #44 on: 01 May 2008, 15:35 »

Raven decides to divide by 0 and creates a hole in space time
chaos ensues
Don't you mean hilarity!

Faye: Raven, what did you do?
Raven: I messed up working out the price and created a small black hole!
Faye: Not again...
[canned laughter]

Oh God I hope not.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #45 on: 01 May 2008, 18:00 »

No, no, I got it. I'm freakin serious.

Everybody but Faye gets hit by a truck, then she finds another shy boy and leads him on with suicide of dad PLUS mass-transit genocide. It's a vicious cycle that just gets more angsty each time.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #46 on: 02 May 2008, 07:22 »

At that rate Faye will be the last woman left alive and will come across the last male, who just so happens to be an insecure shy emo boy who she leads on 'til she tells him how her father commited suicide, all her friends were killed by a truck that was then sucked into a hole in space time when Raven tried to divide by zero, how aliens attacked and used her for bizzare expieremtns, and finally how everyone else in the world died and how she's all alone, but that she can't get into a relationship right now because she has some "issues" to work out.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #47 on: 02 May 2008, 12:55 »

And that would be awesome.

Admit it.
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #48 on: 04 May 2008, 17:25 »

The comic will slowly morph into a hardcore porno, until it is no longer recognizable as the comic it once was.

This is how Questionable Content, as we know it, will end.
So instead of just be Questionable content it would become unquestionably inappropriate content?
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Re: will QC ever end?
« Reply #49 on: 04 May 2008, 20:06 »

It's my opinion that over time any given comic either ends up as furry fanservice or as an un-funny syndication (redundant amirite).
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