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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #50 on: 28 Apr 2008, 10:57 »

Where did I say that?

I think a re-reading is in order.

The Persecution part, however on reading it again it kinda dawned on me that it was just an example and not the entire explanation. That said, it's not the best of arguments because WHY THE GODDAMNED TITSHELLASS ARE WE DISCUSSING SKIN COLOUR ALL OF A SUDDEN!?

My theory on why asians are "better shredders", is because it is a bit more fashionably acceptable to do wild fretboard gymnastics in say, Japan or Korea. Why it is like that, i don't know, but it is still a cultural issue, not an ethnic one.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #51 on: 28 Apr 2008, 11:27 »

Why're we discussing skin colour? Because it happens to have been a major shaping factor of at least American culture in the 1960s, and the '60s was one of the biggest cultural turning points the U.S. has ever seen. Whether or not this had a major impact on music as a whole is open for debate, but you bet your sweet ass that the era of the Civil Rights movement opened up a lot of doors for people of non-Caucasian ethnicities, notably those of African descent.

As a result, such figures as Jackie Robinson were allowed to play baseball in the Major League. It would be reasonable, given how music has evolved over the years, to assume that more and more black musicians (whose music, one might assume, might have been influenced or brought about by their daily racial struggles) were given more exposure and (another assumption on my part), as a result, were more influential to musicians, white or otherwise.

Jens posted before I could type this up, just an FYI.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #52 on: 28 Apr 2008, 11:48 »

And Rush? Rush are freaking EXCELLENT.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #53 on: 28 Apr 2008, 13:12 »

The main problem I have with Steve Vai is that his guitar tone is utter ASS. The whammy/sustainer stuff he does is quite literally the most annoying sound I have ever heard come out of a guitar.

I don't really like music where the whole point is the guitar solo. This includes shredders like Vai, blues people like SRV, and whatever the fuck you'd call mutants like Eric Johnson. Yeah, they're all great guitarists, but it's just not very compelling to me.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #54 on: 28 Apr 2008, 13:22 »

guitar tone is utter ASS.


This.  For every shredder.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #55 on: 28 Apr 2008, 13:35 »

I don't really like music where the whole point is the guitar solo. This includes shredders like Vai, blues people like SRV, and whatever the fuck you'd call mutants like Eric Johnson. Yeah, they're all great guitarists, but it's just not very compelling to me.
Yeah. I think one of the reasons Fripp or King Crimson is the only music like that I can stand is because you know he/they could do a lot more but he/they just decide to be a little more artful. Still I don't know how long it has been since I listened to an entire Fripp or KC album. A while...
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #56 on: 28 Apr 2008, 14:34 »

it has always seemed to me that only guitar players or people who wish they were guitar players enjoy the monotony of endless guitar solos and crap like that.

i had a friend once who used to just sit and watch videos of like satriani and vai and santana every time i went to his house. i stopped visiting him pretty quick.

basically it doesnt impress me at all and its easy to write decent, catchy pop songs whilst still retaining amazing quality of quitar playing. on a technical level too.

the smiths, maps and atlases to name a few.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #57 on: 28 Apr 2008, 14:50 »

Man even Stadium Arcadium impressed me more than anything I've ever heard by Steve Vai.

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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #58 on: 28 Apr 2008, 14:54 »

THE ULTIMATE BURN
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #59 on: 28 Apr 2008, 15:17 »

The mention of Michael Angelo Batio in this thread made me rediscover completely hilarious vids of him playing his double sided guitar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rutyA12z3Ok

Also, I think my main problem with such guitarists in general is that even if they aren't being all wanky, they're still more or less stroking themselves pretty hardcore.

Onan would be proud.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #60 on: 28 Apr 2008, 19:16 »

Huh. A kind of music that was popularised in the 1980s has a sound that is perfect for being reproduced by the primitive sound capabilities of earlier video game consoles. Coincidence? I think not!

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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #61 on: 28 Apr 2008, 19:47 »

Dear Patrick,

That first paragraph was meant to be well-humoured and stuff. I am sorry if it made you look like a racist prick. That was not its purpose.

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Alex

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Whose ass did you pull this out of? We don't like shred music, and as such must be jealous?

No, but I think there is something to be said about people who basically reject everything to do with shredding. While there are fewer moral implications, someone saying "Shredding has no emotion" is like saying "Black people have no toes!". It's ludicrous, distasteful and confusing to people who know that, in fact, black people have toes.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #62 on: 28 Apr 2008, 19:56 »

Their music lacks soul, it lacks emotional bite, it lacks depth. Music at its most detestably phallocentric. I don't really understand why we're comparing Steve Vai to Hendrix or Page but I would say the important difference is that the latter duo knew how to write decent songs with more than a thimble-full of the milk of human compassion. Or steal better songs in the case of Page.

You really lost me, here. I mean, I'm trying to actually discuss this and last time I checked no-one really asked for your opinions on what is emotionally relevant or not.
There is literally so much wrong with those few sentences that I am not sure where to start.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #63 on: 28 Apr 2008, 19:58 »

oh man this thread is going that way again

oh man
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #64 on: 28 Apr 2008, 20:04 »

Yeah c'mon guys lets be accepting of everyone's musical taste instead of y'know being a dick and saying outright that some music is less valid than other music, as if you guys listen to anything more than glorified pop and know jackall about accessibility in music but hey I'm not taking a swipe at you I'm just saying what's obvious
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #65 on: 28 Apr 2008, 20:13 »

Do you read your posts before you hit the button? Maybe take a moment to think about what you've said before posting a thing that's obviously going to make some people mad?

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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #66 on: 28 Apr 2008, 20:14 »

Yes, that's the irony, see.  :wink:
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #67 on: 28 Apr 2008, 20:35 »

Or alternately, not as many people like Steve Vai because his music is a bag of arse? The fact that he can masturbate at hyperspeed with his fretting hand doesn't make a lot of difference if it is placed in the context of terrible music. This is an example of what I call 'The Rush Defence'. Technical wizardry does not equal good. In many cases in actually means the reverse. Like Rush, Dream Theatre or y'know, Steve Vai. It's music that could not get any whiter if it tried. I don't even mean that in terms of race, I mean it in terms of the total emptiness and overall vapidity that it shares with the colour white. Their music lacks soul, it lacks emotional bite, it lacks depth.

its a good bet that when people say a band or song lacks emotion, what it is actually lacking is a the pentatonic scale, a few bends and a tube amp.

personally, hendrix's music annoys the crap out of me these days. its all a matter of perspective. shred is really the wrong term here.
this is shred
francesco fareri
Rusty cooley
Michael Angelo Batio

THIS is highly technical virtuoso guitar.
Joe Satriani - Always with me, always with you
steve vai-tender surrender
Jason Becker-Images

even this one by M.A.B. has its moments. (a few off ones too, but still)
no Boundaries

really you guys should also check out satriani's new album "professor satchafunkilus and the musterion of rock". its an amazing, tastefull album. i could put it up in mediaf!re if some people want it.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #68 on: 28 Apr 2008, 20:39 »

When musical talent is the end rather than the means to an end, you're playing on a superficial level. You're contributing nothing to the artistic world. You're a waste of musical space. Who said anything about "accessible?" Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen, Joe Satriani, none of these guys understand this. Neither do Fareri, Cooley, Batio. They view music in terms of lydian modes and pinch harmonics.

Fine, whatever. That's their thing. You can listen to it as much as you want, but I've tried to understand it and no amount of further conversation will manage to convince me of anything other than the notion that it's a waste of time. It's not for lack of trying, believe me - I've had so many people try and tell me how great it is over the years. It's complete and utter masturbation, and it's bullshit.

And let me stop you before you even utter the first syllable of "Beethoven" - I'm a classically trained pianist. With a few exceptions, I can't fucking stand those stuffy old dead white bastards who treated music as anything other than a tool of expression fit for the masses. Give me your pub songs, your street ballads, your lullabies. Leave that other stuff locked away in the ivory tower, far away from humanity. It's never left the place anyways.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #69 on: 28 Apr 2008, 20:49 »

Johnny C with all due respect (I am saying that a lot lately!) that is absolute bullshit. I mean if you have any evidence that, to shredders, music is a purely technical thing, then please present it but as far as I can tell, they love what they do and the difference between them and other guitarists is just that they know how to describe what they're doing.

I mean, what is the difference between consciously choosing the #4 interval and choosing the same note without knowing how to name it? You are playing the same note. There is no difference.

Basically what you said is "BLAH BLAH BLAH I DISLIKE THIS MUSIC BLAH BLAH BLAH EMOTIONALLY INVALID BLAH BLAH CLASSICAL CREDENTIALS BLAH BLAH BLAH I AM AN ELITIST ASSHOLE".

The amount of people in this thread who seem to think that they have the absolute definition for musical emotion and validation is astounding.

That is, it is really quite insulting that you think you have the right to decide what is unquestionably worthwhile in music and what is not.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #70 on: 28 Apr 2008, 20:51 »

I'm not saying that objectively I can prove they don't have any emotions.

I'm saying that objectively they put their skill at the guitar before anything so plebeian as a hook and that subjectively I just don't give a shit about their music.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #72 on: 28 Apr 2008, 20:53 »

I actually want to be serious for an instant and ask, alex, are you sure this is a good place for you? You seem to not agree with anything or relate to other people. I'm not saying this just because i dislike you, but as a serious question
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #73 on: 28 Apr 2008, 21:06 »

Basically what you said is "BLAH BLAH BLAH I DISLIKE THIS MUSIC BLAH BLAH BLAH EMOTIONALLY INVALID BLAH BLAH CLASSICAL CREDENTIALS BLAH BLAH BLAH I AM AN ELITIST ASSHOLE".

Pulling the elitist card is pretty epic fail, man. You can do better then that. Well, I hope so anyway.



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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #74 on: 28 Apr 2008, 21:08 »

Ugh mods I know you like watching us squirm but can you please kill this thread? Pleeeeeeeeease?
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #75 on: 28 Apr 2008, 21:12 »

The main problem I have with Steve Vai is that his guitar tone is utter ASS. The whammy/sustainer stuff he does is quite literally the most annoying sound I have ever heard come out of a guitar.

perhaps this is for another thread, but I always find that the problem isn't the guitar tone, it's the overall production of the OTHER instruments. The drums are always painfully generic and given a really shoddy 80's feel, and the bass/other backing guitars are always extremely thin and fake. It seems like if the producers spent a bit more time on the other instruments and made the whole thing a complete package in terms of how they're recorded, then certainly there'd be a bit less criticism about the guitarist.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #76 on: 28 Apr 2008, 21:59 »

I actually want to be serious for an instant and ask, alex, are you sure this is a good place for you? You seem to not agree with anything or relate to other people. I'm not saying this just because i dislike you, but as a serious question

I am perfectly able to relate to other people. However I am having a difficult time understanding some opinions. Especially since they have absolutely no basis in anything that makes sense.

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Pulling the elitist card is pretty epic fail, man. You can do better then that. Well, I hope so anyway.

I've been pulling other cards for the entire thread. But I'm running out of arguments against "Well, dude, it has like, no EMOOOOSHUUUN".

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I'm saying that objectively they put their skill at the guitar before anything so plebeian as a hook

As I said above, if you have any actual evidence to back that up I'm all ears. This is instrumental music, however, and different rules apply. Unlike standard rock/rock-based genres, you can't repeat a hook for five minutes because without vocals it'll get boring, so the song has to be kept interesting.




I think I owe you all an apology for getting a bit aggro. I'm sorry.

However, my questions have gone unanswered. No-one except Ruyi has really contributed anything that I hadn't thought of or heard before. I can go to any video on YouTube and have people tell me that shredders have no emotion, are invalid as musicians, ect.
I did expect something a bit more balanced and thought-out than what this thread has provided. A few people have genuinely explained why they personally dislike shredding, and that is a part of this thread for sure, but most of this thread is people trying to tell my why everyone should hate shredding and why it is objectively less emotional than other music.
I'm sure you can understand why I would be highly annoyed, not only that my thread has taken a number of wrong turns, but that people are somehow telling me by proxy that my music taste is bad because of the things I personally enjoy and value in music. I'm definitely not saying that everyone should like shred, but please, the level of mindless bias in here is incredible. Your caution towards technical guitar music is understandable given the implementation of shred in the hair metal era, but isn't it shallow and small-minded to write such music off entirely for the loud actions of a minority, rather than the compositions and progressive nature of the majority?
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #78 on: 28 Apr 2008, 22:36 »

Or alternately, not as many people like Steve Vai because his music is a bag of arse? The fact that he can masturbate at hyperspeed with his fretting hand doesn't make a lot of difference if it is placed in the context of terrible music. This is an example of what I call 'The Rush Defence'. Technical wizardry does not equal good. In many cases in actually means the reverse. Like Rush, Dream Theatre or y'know, Steve Vai. It's music that could not get any whiter if it tried. I don't even mean that in terms of race, I mean it in terms of the total emptiness and overall vapidity that it shares with the colour white. Their music lacks soul, it lacks emotional bite, it lacks depth. Music at its most detestably phallocentric. I don't really understand why we're comparing Steve Vai to Hendrix or Page but I would say the important difference is that the latter duo knew how to write decent songs with more than a thimble-full of the milk of human compassion. Or steal better songs in the case of Page.

This is brutally frank and highly subjective but I feel like this is an argument that deserves to be made in the face of an implication that Steve Vai is less popular because stupid people just can't grasp the delicate nuanced intricacies of his six string self-fuckery.

See, that's what annoys me, is when people bash bands like Dream Theater and Rush because they themselves view it as "empty." I don't listen to Rush because I personally can't stand Geddy Lee's voice. But Petrucci (DT's guitar player) packs more emotional wallop into one solo than most modern guitarists do in their entire career. If you've ever actually seen any of their shows live, or, hell, if you've ever just sat down and fucking listened, in-depth, instead of taking a cursory auditory glance and casting it aside as bullshit, the fact is they pour every ounce of energy they have into every note they play, and not just for the benefit of technical wizardry. Every phrase and period of music they play has an intent and a message behind it, and it's evident in their performance. Further, they certainly put hooks, motives and familiar and identifiable riffs into every one of their songs, save for a few instrumental tracks. It's not just random "Duuurrr I play fast with no melody."

Johnny--first of all, to begin by nit-picking, your talk earlier in the thread about Hendrix's "Hey Joe" undercuts your own point because it's a cover--and not a good one, at that. The original communicated the idea of the song leagues better. Hendrix put nothing into that particular song that hadn't been put into it more effectively numerous times before. Your talk about his anguish/anger at being a jilted lover is, if present at all, only so because it was put there in the song in the first place by Billy Roberts. Frankly, I love Hendrix's music, but he as a musician, for all his inventiveness and ingenuity, is the exact opposite of what you've been talking about, about being emotionally invested in the music. It happens to most musicians, but as he went further along and became more and more famous, Hendrix became ridiculously self-important and egocentric, to the point where his music ceased to be about fucking anything other than increasingly repetitive chord progressions and riffs and him buying into the hype others built up for him. Not even Jim Morrison was so entirely focused on himself at the end of his life as Jimmy was.

Now, the issue of "shredding" being emotionless. I certainly prefer a lyrical, heartfelt solo over random speed-of-light scales. As such, I'd take Jimmy Page or even a sloppy player like Keith Richards or Robbie Krieger over Satriani or Yngwie Malmsteem any day.

But jesus christ, man. If you're talking about the universal appeal of music and the mass' ability to relate to what's going on in the music, the emotions and ideas it puts forth... I guarantee you, if you put a group of 100 little kids in a big room and put on "Purple Haze," a few of them may get into it, but most of them will just look around and be like "what the fuck?"

If, on the other hand, you play Eric Johnson's Cliffs of Dover or, hell, even the up-tempo middle section of YYZ, you can bet that the vast majority of those kids would be up and dancing around. If you're about to reply asking why a bunch of kids dancing around matters, it's because, contrary to what you claimed earlier in this thread, lyrics are meaningless if there's not a soul behind the music that brings the connotations of those lyrics out. While there's certainly some parts of music that can't be grasped by a young child, the basic element of the music gets across to kids pretty damned clear, often much more so than it does to older people.

In fact, Cliffs of Dover is a perfect rebuttal to your argument. Once the actual melody of the song gets going, it's hard to find a song that exudes such an aura of joy, carefree energy and bliss than that.

Musical virtuosity has nothing to do with "I'm so in tune with my guitar, that's what my music's about." You take the lyrics and vocals out of any pop or mainstream rock song, and it immediately becomes nothing more than rehashed chord changes, and yes, that's true even of Hedrix, of The Beatles, of The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, as much as those are all favorite bands of mine. Virtuosity is about going beyond the arbitrary and pedantic limits that popular music places around the very expression of the emotion that you claim to be so paramount to music.

tl; dr -- See, isn't it fun to be completely non-objective?
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« Reply #79 on: 28 Apr 2008, 22:42 »

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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #80 on: 28 Apr 2008, 22:52 »

Yeah yeah, how dare I. But It's true. Kids wouldn't understand a goddamn thing about Hendrix. They'd be bored out of their fucking skull. Put on a good technically-inclined instrumental (admittedly, there aren't all that many), and they'll be having the time of their lives.

As far as Petrucci goes, he is one of the very few virtuosos who can play both slow, drawn out lyrical passages and blistering solos that have a meaning to them.
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« Reply #81 on: 28 Apr 2008, 22:54 »

I don't think it's that very few virtuosos have the capacity to play accessibly, I think it's that most choose not to because that would betray their music. You know, like hardcore punk.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #82 on: 28 Apr 2008, 22:56 »

I'm not really on your "side" here Alex, either. Mostly because I'm unsure what point you're trying to make.

I was just giving my two cents.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #83 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:00 »

I never had a point to begin with. I was just asking why there was such an overwhelmingly negative opinion towards shredders and stating my observations. I then proceeded to take it up the ass for almost 2 pages of forumites telling me that shredders have no emotion, go figure.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #84 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:00 »

I saw Dream Theater live, actually. The best part is when the singer grabbed a tambourine and starting rocking out. It was mostly really boring though. I also saw Satriani and i fell asleep! I had been up for 4 days though.


I don't quite know what you mean by

"You take the lyrics and vocals out of any pop or mainstream rock song, and it immediately becomes nothing more than rehashed chord changes, and yes, that's true even of Hedrix, of The Beatles, of The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, as much as those are all favorite bands of mine. Virtuosity is about going beyond the arbitrary and pedantic limits that popular music places around the very expression of the emotion that you claim to be so paramount to music."


though. Yesterday i was thinking of what my all time favourite guitar part is, and it goes


 D            A     G Bm A D        A     G  Bm A


over and over. And i tihnk it greater than any other guitar part ever written, no matter the complexity or innovation.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #85 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:03 »

Yeah, pretty much. Hendrix is quite dated.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #86 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:06 »

Yes, but kids tend to like their music as recent sounding as possible. Give a kid a song that was a classic more than 20 years ago, and they'll probably hate it.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #87 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:07 »

We can't tell what a classroom of primary school kids would like out of Hendrix and Dream Theater because very few of them would listen to either. Some individuals in a class room might be biased towards one or another, but most likely in both cases the kids would be "YAY GUITAR MUSIC" and rock out.

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As a refresher:

People tend to not only dislike shred, but actively condemn it. Why is this?
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #88 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:16 »

Yes, but kids tend to like their music as recent sounding as possible. Give a kid a song that was a classic more than 20 years ago, and they'll probably hate it.

Oh come on, that's when you're an adolescent/teen/preteen. Little kids don't care about how recent music is.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #89 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:19 »

Guys, beside the point. This is a thread where people tell me how artistically null and void shred is, not where we discuss the music tastes of young children.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #90 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:21 »

i thought it was the same thing  :? :? :? :?
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #91 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:24 »

i dont know why everyone here is comparing technical instrumental music with pop and rock songs. sure most rock songs are great, but as some before said, if you took out the lyrics they would be as boring as hell. sure a few bands put out the odd instrumental song (like white summer black mountainside) but even then most tended to be short, and not very progressive, based around one or two parts. the fact that these musicians can consistently create interesting songs, without a vocal section, that entertains the listeners is incredible.

Every once in a while, satriani will have a wankery part in a song, i cant fault him for that, no one is perfect. And the people that do like this kind of music love these guys. cause guess what? a shit load of people do like this stuff. metal may not be accessible to everyone out there, but there is a large and very strong following for the music. same with this instrumental stuff.

and as that other guy said, Cliffs of Cover.
(there is a good bit of improv before the song starts at about 2 minutes in.)
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #92 on: 28 Apr 2008, 23:26 »

I guess it really depends where you draw the line between shred and instrumental guitar music. I love instrumental music, such as Jeff Beck, and some of my favourite artists can do both shred and instrumental guitar (yes, I do like Steve Vai).

Yes, but kids tend to like their music as recent sounding as possible. Give a kid a song that was a classic more than 20 years ago, and they'll probably hate it.

Oh come on, that's when you're an adolescent/teen/preteen. Little kids don't care about how recent music is.

That's true, I was thinking of older kids.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #93 on: 29 Apr 2008, 00:58 »

He's saying that it's unreasonable to criticise shredders for being guitar centric when its the main voice of their music. Not only that, but you should understand the skill required to create interesting rock music without vocals. Sometimes, solos are a necessity to break up the monotony, and since the whole song is a collection of melodies, they have to be more than just another. They have to up the ante in speed or expression or both to make them actually stand out as a solo.
The advantage of this is that you can blend this in with the main part of the song, and the listener can be "hey FUCK how did he get from here to there?".
Basically, since you don't have to worry about lyrics or the technical limitations of the human voice, instrumentals are a whole different ball game, especially when virtuosos are writing them.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #94 on: 29 Apr 2008, 02:03 »

I don't believe the idea that it is emotionless fretwankery is valid at all, because they implies that it is a lesser art. As I've said before, I don't care how many people don't like it, what worries me is the amount of people who are completely sure that it has no merit at all.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #95 on: 29 Apr 2008, 03:01 »

Oh come on, that's when you're an adolescent/teen/preteen. Little kids don't care about how recent music is.

This is purely anecdotal, but I have so much experience to the contrary. 8-year-olds? Total whores for Top 40.

Alex, remember, you're the dude who spent the entire argument yesterday saying pretty much "Yeah? Well, man, that's, you know, just your OPINION, man." You yourself said you have no point to make, so why be condescending to those who do?
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #96 on: 29 Apr 2008, 03:36 »

I don't have any solo instrumental music, I think. It just doesn't interest me for some reason (unless I'm playing it on Guitar Hero, Cliffs of Dover which was posted above is a good example because I love playing it but I don't want to listen to it otherwise).
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #97 on: 29 Apr 2008, 04:08 »

Alex, remember, you're the dude who spent the entire argument yesterday saying pretty much "Yeah? Well, man, that's, you know, just your OPINION, man." You yourself said you have no point to make, so why be condescending to those who do?

But see, it's my viewpoint that saying that it has no emotion is about as condescending as you can get.

Note that I'm NOT saying:

1. That shred is definitely fantastic and should be listened to
2. Shredders are the best musicians ever
3. That other guitarists are of little worth compared to shredders

I'm not exactly saying anything, I'm just questioning the reasoning behind those who would say that shred has no merit at all, and so far I haven't gotten an answer that isn't essentially "I do not like it".

For the record, it's absolutely laughable to think that people would become virtuosos for attention. Considering the nature of the music industry and how technical skill isn't a definite pass in it, I'd say that you'd actually have to love the music you make to progress so far into such a tight industry.
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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #98 on: 29 Apr 2008, 04:54 »

We mean to say: We hear no emotion!

You hear: There is no emotion!

I think shred guitar play has little merit, but that is my opinion, and I have no problems understanding that other people think it's amazing.

That's fine and dandy but my problem lies with how people attempt to qualify their opinions. You don't need a reason not to like music! Maybe you just don't like it! But a few individuals have attempted to explain the way shred is generally disliked by telling me that it is music that is less human! To their credit, I did ask why shred is disliked in a general sense, but I feel that disqualifying it from the emotional spectrum of music is an overbold and plain wrong direction.
For instance, instead of talking about identifiable and observable aspects of the music, people are saying that shred musicians are doing it for the sake of ego ectectect. Is that clearer?
Like, you say you don't see the merit in shred guitar, but that's complete bullshit because you can understand why other people would like it. So you see merit, it just doesn't translate to personal enjoyment for you. You are exactly the kind of person I should not be arguing against. Rather, I am trying to extract the source of the sweeping (ah-haw-haw-haw) generalisations that follow shred around like religious debate follows metal.

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Re: So I was arguing with Patrick just a few minutes ago
« Reply #99 on: 29 Apr 2008, 05:19 »

There's something I'd like to clear up. What exactly are we discussing here? I could easily be wrong on this because my technical knowledge of guitar is extremely limited but shred appears to be a style of guitar used by a lot of bands, but what people are discussing when they say they don't like shred appears to be the likes of Steve Vai and Dream Theatre. This has me a little confused, so a bit of clarification on that would be useful.

I think I like shred. From what I've managed to look up it appears that it's a word that can be used to describe the guitar playing you get in tech grind bands like Executive Distraction Tasks and Narcosis, or whatever the hell you want to call Tangaroa (I know they use sweep picking, which according to wikipedia is a shred thing). I like this music, and watching the guitarists fly all over the fretboards is a bit of the appeal. However, at one point I didn't like Tangaroa. They seemed to descend into being nothing more than a guitar masterclass. Very skilled, yes, but the effect was the same one that people have been complaining about all the way through this thread: it was empty. They failed for a while to construct anything out of their skill that could communicate anything other than the fact that they were good at playing the guitar. They haven't toned down that aspect of their music, they just got better at doing something with their skill.

This is my problem with people like Steve Vai. Someone used the metaphor that guitarists like him were speaking a certain dialect and should not be criticised for the inability of people unfamiliar with that dialect to comprehend what was being communicated. I can only agree with that up to a point. True, genres like death metal or grind will be hard for someone unfamiliar with them to judge and they shouldn't be condemned for that, it's a byproduct of the art and not its point. But if musicians like Steve Vai can only be understood by people with a great knowledge of guitar then I do see this as an artistic failure. Just like high modernism they've narrowed the potential appreciators of their work to a small elite, although they have succeeded in avoiding the class distinction that those painters put into who could and couldn't understand their art. It nonetheless seems to be too great an exercise in exclusion.

Another reason I see for their failure and the hostility they attract is the great value they appear to place on technical ability. Punk rock was, in part, an artistic exercise against this, an attempt to open up the production of music and move it away from being the preserve of a musical elite. The work of the people criticised in this thread often appears to be a refutation of this, a renewed claim to the superiority of those who can be the most technical in their playing. A negative reaction from those who prefer the opposite idea is inevitable. Whatever the intention of the musicians themselves (who are probably just rocking out, having a grand old time) their music exults in the idea of the guitarist as an unattainable figure to be placed on a pedestal, and it does so with a bombast that's unappealing.
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