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At least, the police doesn't come on a monthly basis at your school.
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public schools vary a lot, and ours is being particularly terrible this year.

Man, I'm so glad I got out of that place before it went completely downhill. I think I was lucky though, because I got along very well with most of my teachers. From what I understand, many of your teachers are incompetent assholes (why did Peter quit, why? He would have been the perfect Norwegian teacher for you). Just hang in there, things will get much better once you're done with school. I know it's hard, but try to think positive - you're almost done with it, only eight(ish) months left!

... and Scarychips: When I went to that school the police showed up quite often.
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I got stung by a bee for the first time today.

I always wanted to make it my whole life without ever getting stung too! BUT I got stung on the top of my foot (right below my big toe) by a yellowjacket for the first time two weeks ago. Within a few hours my entire foot and ankle were crazy swollen, and this happened so quickly that it left bruises that didn't fade for over a week. Now my foot is still slightly swollen and the top of my foot is really sensitive to pressure and it's still a little bruised just around where I was stung (as opposed to bruises all across the top of my foot).

When I went to the campus infirmary the day after it happened, the doctor took one look at my foot and said "This... is not normal." Apparently I am SUPERsensitive to yellowjackets but not actually allergic. Fun!
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Dear Blog Thread,

I won two tickets to Deerhoof (on 10/14) and two tickets to TV on the Radio (on 10/21), both in Minneapolis.

I have nobody to go with.

:(

Liz
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Hey Blog Thread,

I'm sure most of you people are better than this, but just in case:

The sound guy at your local pub is NOT the DJ, and is NOT interested in taking song requests. Fuck off.
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Dear Blog Thread,

I won two tickets to Deerhoof (on 10/14) and two tickets to TV on the Radio (on 10/21), both in Minneapolis.

I have nobody to go with.

:(

Liz

I would consider this if:

A:  I didn't already have tickets to see Deerhoof on Friday in Chicago, and
B:  They weren't on a tuesday
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I got stung by a bee for the first time today. She stealthily landed onto my back and took offense when I went to take a seat. I'm disappointed because I had hoped to make a go of never being stung by a bee or wasp, but at least now I know I'm not allergic or anything. I now find people who act like maniacs upon a bee sighting even more hilarious than I did before the incident since it's hardly all that painful.


Actually you don't! Allergies are developed after the immune system detects a foreign substance and prepares a defense against it. The next time you are exposed to the substance (in this case I THINK formic acid but don't quote me on that) your body may happily send out the inflammatory response (AKA the troll method) to contain all those harmless nasties. So either you have to get an allergy test (and those fuckers are AWFUL, I got one when I was eight after a near-fatal asthma attack and I think I regretted the test more) or you just have to keep avoiding bees!

*This is me. Watch as I take the good out of any situation.*
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Dear Blog Thread,
I saw New found glory, A day to remember, 4 year strong, and a few other bands that I will stop naming on friday.  I was badly abused but the show was very good.  I also saw a girl that I have a class with there, we hung out and ended up with some make outs.  I somehow never asked her number.  Maybe tomorrow i will ask.

I just want to mentions that NFG IS actually good now, they have gotten heavier and are fun.  Every band was good, pop punk mixed with watered down hardcore is pretty good in my book.
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Vendetagainst, whilst formic acid can be found in the other members of the the order hymenoptera, it is mostly found in ant bites. Whipstitch was most likely stung by a honey bee he manhandled and hence he could develop an allergy to anyone or a combination of the following components of Apitoxin: meltittin, apamin, adolaphin, phospholipase A2, hyaluronidase, Histamine (which I know for sure is involved in the allergic response), dopamine, protease-inhibitors and noradrenaline.
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you might be right about that, though histmanine is released as a defense mechanism and I can't really imagine an allergy to dopamine (possibly Kerry's problem?). Noradrenaline is out of the question too because it's a hormone like dopamine (it's basically like a psychoactive form of adrenaline I think?) so an allergy to it would be hard to imagine.
So I'm looking this up because now you have me curious
-The melittin is an anti-inflammatory (which is counter-intuitive, isn't it?) and also anti-microbial, so at least bee stings are clean.
-Adolapin is another anti-inflammatory and also a painkiller (what the fuck, nature?)
-Phospholipase is the first one to shit things up because it destroys the cell membrane (the barrier that houses cells). It also decreases blood pressure (I guess maybe to contain the venom within a small region?) and prevents clotting. It also converts fatty acids into hormones that regulate the inflammatory response.
-Hyaluronidase dilates capillaries.
-Protease-inhibitors are anti-inflammatory

So I'm pretty sure Phospholipase is the allergen because it is relatively harmful whereas the other chemicals only regulate the reaction.


Apparently it took me over half an hour to write all this.
Blog thread, why do I invest so much time into so little?
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Anything can be an allergen really, the immune system only has to start taking offense to it. Phospholipase A2 is involved in the production of prostaglandins regulate the body's inflammatory response. This does in fact include bronchodilation and bronchoconstriction, the latter of which is part of a typical anaphylactoid reaction. Seems a likely suspect as an allergy is a form of hypersensitivity. Don't take my word on any of this cause the only medical training I've ever done is first aid and I'm in no way an allergist-immunologist.
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fuckin' blog,

On top of this fucking sore throat I just realized about fifty percent of my body is covered in a bunch of red, itchy dots.

it is not chickenpox, people.
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My mom's brother passed away yesterday. She was pretty upset that she couldn't attend the funeral (it was today; in Korea they hold funerals right away,) what with her being in a different country and all.

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I'm sorry to hear about your uncle, Jhocking.


In other news,
you know that sore throat that I mentioned three times in this thread? The one that none of you commented on? (jerks)
It was scarlet fever.

So after the most undignified shot I have ever had, I am going to be a-ok.
JERKS.
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Ouch, man.  Hope you're feeling better.

(Read: It is not too late to comment, right?  Right?)
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Actually I did mean to comment on that and somehow I just forgot.

What I wanted was to express bemusement at you wondering why your ears hurt when you swallow. You know that stuff is all connected right? Ear-nose-throat?
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It was still strange and unpleasant.

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Well my rear is sore from the six inch needle, but yes, thank you.

Also, I was mostly kidding about the commenting thing. I am only a slightly self-absorbed asshole.
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Hey man it's the Blog Thread, this is the place for it.
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Music glorious musiiiiic.

I mean, it's awful, but I made it.
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I meant to post something in here, and I was gonna comment on your red spots. I can't for the life of me remember what it was though.

But yeah. Sorry, man. That sucks. I am hella scared of needles.

Also, Joe, that sucks.



Also, why is it that the only ladies who ever hit on me are 24-30? For some reason, this makes me feeling hella awkward. Older ladies make me nervous.
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holy crap KvP I must have your wallpaper. Give it to me
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Though I'm somewhat concerned by the fact that Joe Biden will be this close to control of the Kuiper Belt.
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It was still strange and unpleasant.

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Well my rear is sore from the six inch needle, but yes, thank you.

Also, I was mostly kidding about the commenting thing. I am only a slightly self-absorbed asshole.

A shot in the ass got ya down?  I'ld take a shot in the ass over a finger poke any day.  The only thing I don't like about getting a shot on my cheeks is how awkward it is, me standing there with my pants down while the nurse doing it doesn't say a word.
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Wait, we still have scarlet fever? I thought that was something only the pilgrims got! I hope you get better soon.

Also, the Fn button on my keyboard seems to have decided to default to being on, unless I press it in which case it turns off. This is very annoying and makes typing a pain in the arse.
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What you have are two completely brilliant chat-up lines.

Yes and I don't have time to use them. So.
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Oh Tommy, you know me so well.

(Perhaps I will pass a few notes in class today.)
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But do you feel things could improve?
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"As long as we're all living, and as long as we're all having fun, that should do it, right?"  (from: The Eccentric Family )

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So after the most undignified shot I have ever had, I am going to be a-ok.
JERKS.

haha. when i was a senior in high school i had a really bad case of strep throat. It required DAILY shots into one of my butt cheeks for about a week. I asked the nurse to alternate cheeks so that it wouldn't hurt to sit, but on the third or fourth day I had to get 2 shots, which ruined my plan. So i feel your pain, but it could have been much worse.

also, I thought scarlet fever was one of those diseases that was mostly wiped out, like scurvy and the plague
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Well yes but (sorry andy) she doesn't look half as fucking bad ass as this motherfucker in Poland.

Dude is hardcore.

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Dear Bloggles,

Today I was on my way home from a lecture, passing a sewage maintenance site (or at least some sort of mainteinance site involving a giant hole in the ground full of pipes and wires), when I noticed these two women staring down at something and looking kind of upset. I looked down and saw a man laying in a grotesque position over a giant pipe, with only the lower part of his body visible. The upper part of his body was hid behind a bunch of wires, and from where his head and arms seemed to be there were flying sparks. He was not moving, and it looked like he had slipped and accidentally electrocuted himself. I started babbling and asking questions like  "Oh my god, what happened? Did you see him fall? Have you called an ambulance? Is he dead?", and the two women answered that they had no idea because they had arrived just seconds before me. One of them pulled out her cellphone and was just about to call an ambulance when the guy suddenly got up, casually like nothing had ever happened. Turns out he was a construction worker, and the flying sparks was a result of him welding pipes that weren't visible from our position.

So that was my adventure for today, I'm just glad it was a lot less dramatic than it seemed at first.

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When I was about your age, I once tripped over a dead man in the dark (he was the neighbour's lodger, and had a heart attack in their front drive).  It was creepy; but I got over it.
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Wow, that sounds creepy as hell. And in the dark too? I would have stayed inside for months and maybe gotten over it at the age of 80, dead people really creep me out (although I have never actually seen one).
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I have a tiny fear that I'm going to go check a room at the hotel and find a dead body or something in there.
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I think the staff are supposed to remove the dead bodies when they change the bedding.
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(Hodges: Pants is the staff) Oh god, remind me to never work in a hotel.

I once thought a customer had died at the bakery were I work, because he was laying over the table with his face down in his waffles, holding his cellphone in a death grip. Turned out he had fallen asleep because of all the medication he was on (he is an ex-junkie, big time smoker with all of the diseases that follows: HIV, COPD and a lot more that I don't remember).
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(Hodges: Pants is the staff)

Oops, missed that - I read "check" as "check in".
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Jeans,

I would almost always say be daring with projects like that. It makes them more interesting. Plus, I really enjoy Kafka, so that's cool. However, if this is one of the classes where you have an antagonistic teacher, you may want to be a little bit more conventional. If you're doing something outside of your usual comfort zone, it helps to have a teacher who actually wants to advise you.

Blog thread,

I didn't post about this earlier, because I forgot, but my birthday dinner + drinking + bowling thing went really well. All of my friends got along even though they didn't know each other before hand for the most part. So, that was all good.
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Damn it Jens! Now who is going to go to Deerhoof with me?
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So did I, what a coincidence!

I also gave money to Built to Spill/the venue they played in, a couple of bartenders and a cab-driver (in exchange for their services).
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I know you did, I just had to make it clear for everyone else. You can be a little difficult to understand sometimes, but it's all good.
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I visited a college today and still don't know what the fuck to do with my life. awesome

Damn it Jens! Now who is going to go to Deerhoof with me?

I recommend winning a round trip plane ticket from DC. I hear they do those contests all the time.
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Of course they do. But really, I might be coming to visit you in March, you don't need to come here now.
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But I do need to see Deerhoof and TV on the Radio.

Did you think about that?
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Well yes. But they are both touring and will probably come closer to you.
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