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Diablo 3
Ozymandias:
Yeah, I'm completely serious. Diablo is a terrible franchise. It's the most boring piece of crap to ever be celebrated. The people who play it more than once, I'm reasonably sure have a debilitating brain tumor. You might be on the verge of one if you even manage to get through the game once without realizing you did the exact same thing 10 million times for 20 hours.
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KvP:
An argument that reductive doesn't say anything at all. Mario's just as retarded, with no more than 3 different buttons you push to play the game. Or what about Metal Gear Solid? You push thumbsticks around, press 8 different buttons (getting pretty advanced here guys) and then you put down the controller and watch cutscene after cutscene of wooden dialogue / monologue.
Man, video games suck.
Noct:
Ozy, while your argument doesn't hold much water with me (all pc games are nothing but clickclickclickclick, more or less, and pc games are my first love), I won't deny that my brain is broken in several profound ways. I guess it all just boils down to preference in games; personally I've never been able to stand platformers unless it's something visceral like the first Prince of Persia remake. I've never finished a Mario game in my life. Jumping on ledges just holds no appeal for me whatsoever. The closest I've come to beating a platformer in years have been the new Ninja Gaiden and Ratchet and Clank games (mostly for the combat and addictive gun upgrades, respectively).
will: wanton sex god:
--- Quote from: Ozymandias on 02 Jul 2008, 11:57 ---Yeah, I'm completely serious. Diablo is a terrible franchise. It's the most boring piece of crap to ever be celebrated. The people who play it more than once, I'm reasonably sure have a debilitating brain tumor. You might be on the verge of one if you even manage to get through the game once without realizing you did the exact same thing 10 million times for 20 hours.
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Uh what are you into on the PC that doesnt involve clicking? FPS's? RTS's? both involve clicking mah frand.
est:
Man, console games are all shit. You just press buttons and move around. They are all the same! How boring!
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