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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2700 on: 19 Feb 2009, 10:46 »

What bugs me about the whole thing is I had a few demotivational prints in my room since high school; now the damned format seem inescapable.
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« Reply #2701 on: 19 Feb 2009, 11:37 »

THE INTERNET. I HAZ IT.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2702 on: 19 Feb 2009, 14:23 »

Update on the Alfie Patten Story:

It was a hoax.

Apparently multiple boys have come out to say they fathered the child, and the mother's parents roped Alfie in so they could make big buxx from the tabloids.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2703 on: 19 Feb 2009, 14:44 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2704 on: 19 Feb 2009, 14:47 »

The girl was still under age, and some of the other boys as well, I think.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2705 on: 19 Feb 2009, 15:49 »

I think I was happier back when this story was a combination of naivete and irresponsibility.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2706 on: 19 Feb 2009, 17:10 »

I giggled.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2707 on: 19 Feb 2009, 17:41 »

Already been posted, actually.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2708 on: 19 Feb 2009, 18:26 »

This is the only good Xzibit image I could find that hasn't made it onto this thread by now.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2709 on: 19 Feb 2009, 18:38 »

This one I found quite amusing

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2710 on: 19 Feb 2009, 18:41 »

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

I am pretty sure ladies would look at those "hot chicks" and think of them the same way the guys think about the douchebags.  Other appropriate titles for that site:  Cheap girls with douchebags, semi-attractive girls dressed provocatively plus hangers-on, girls the owner of the site wants to bone with dudes whose fashion choices he disagrees with.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2711 on: 19 Feb 2009, 18:43 »

That is a great one Ledhendrix, but it was posted a ways back I think.





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« Reply #2712 on: 19 Feb 2009, 19:39 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2713 on: 20 Feb 2009, 08:12 »

When I was little I thought a racist was a person that ran really fast.

I wrote a skit about that once.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHrlewV6Nc
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2714 on: 20 Feb 2009, 13:38 »

 I made a new Bitstrip and really wanted to share it.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2715 on: 20 Feb 2009, 14:13 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2716 on: 20 Feb 2009, 14:15 »



No idea what the song is, but the idea of a "White Power Tab" makes me think that there is some kind of browser extension that the KKK are either missing out on, or have developed.
I found this pretty funny, but I guess most people won't get it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2717 on: 20 Feb 2009, 14:40 »

What, that you actually need tabs to play Minor Threat songs?

yeah yeah yeah I know, white power
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2718 on: 20 Feb 2009, 15:56 »

Let's just do this:
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Then we'll do this:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/SUP_DAWG
And now we don't need to post any more Xzibit pics again.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2720 on: 20 Feb 2009, 21:44 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2721 on: 21 Feb 2009, 00:32 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2722 on: 21 Feb 2009, 02:30 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2723 on: 21 Feb 2009, 03:29 »

Check your chairs

Oh god I am terrified of sitting down now.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2724 on: 21 Feb 2009, 05:07 »

Check your chairs


from the comments:

"In Communist China, chair farts into you!"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2725 on: 21 Feb 2009, 08:14 »

So that's why chairs exploded in Goldeneye 007.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2727 on: 21 Feb 2009, 10:57 »

http://ingenuitywelcome.com/game/

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2729 on: 21 Feb 2009, 12:10 »

slidy house

Could you find any interior shots.  I would be curious to see how the rooms change when the home slides.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2731 on: 21 Feb 2009, 12:48 »

http://www.inhabitat.com/2009/02/20/residence-sliding-house-drmm/#more-19502

This house slides!

What can your house do?

A house with a foreskin? That's a new one.

And I had to bring this along from Discuss:

thanks, eddie
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2732 on: 21 Feb 2009, 13:40 »

http://ingenuitywelcome.com/game/


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2733 on: 21 Feb 2009, 17:35 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2734 on: 21 Feb 2009, 18:07 »

The hell is that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2735 on: 21 Feb 2009, 18:13 »

some one with a few piercings, in a pool, looking up, with either rain or water coming down.

Either that or the Orcs from LoTR are not gone yet.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2736 on: 21 Feb 2009, 18:18 »

Nooooooooooo
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2737 on: 21 Feb 2009, 18:19 »

I believe it's called refraction.
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« Reply #2738 on: 21 Feb 2009, 19:15 »

slidy house

Could you find any interior shots.  I would be curious to see how the rooms change when the home slides.

Yeah, I couldn't find anything as to how it actually does the sliding or how it works on the inside. Lame.
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« Reply #2739 on: 22 Feb 2009, 02:31 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2740 on: 22 Feb 2009, 03:56 »

some one with a few piercings, in a pool, looking up, with either rain or water coming down.

Nah those "piercings" are water bubbles.  It's just a picture from above of a person submerged in a pool.
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« Reply #2741 on: 22 Feb 2009, 04:15 »

ahhhhhh, I notice that now. I am just used to the hair going out a bit more whilst underwater.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2742 on: 22 Feb 2009, 04:18 »

Picture looks like something form Alien 4.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2743 on: 22 Feb 2009, 04:29 »



93% Baby!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2745 on: 22 Feb 2009, 07:50 »

Why I like advertisement banners?





Because they are so random. So hilariously random.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2746 on: 22 Feb 2009, 08:47 »

The thing about Google Ads is that they're not completely random - they're based on the kind of the sites you're visiting, so thanks for that little insight into your browsing habits!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2747 on: 22 Feb 2009, 09:28 »

I prefer this one:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2748 on: 22 Feb 2009, 10:24 »

Guys, I love craigslist.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/1045142563.html

My favorite part is the end.

Is there a board that is all about posting silly craigslists ads? Because there should be. And I should become a member.
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