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Author Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN  (Read 1329132 times)

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2901 on: 03 Mar 2009, 18:56 »

You must hate fun.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2902 on: 03 Mar 2009, 19:11 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2903 on: 03 Mar 2009, 19:14 »

that was just goddamn silly
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2904 on: 03 Mar 2009, 19:19 »

I still love this one

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2905 on: 03 Mar 2009, 19:31 »

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/supremes_court_upholds_stopping_in

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2906 on: 03 Mar 2009, 20:16 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2907 on: 03 Mar 2009, 20:36 »

Bigotry,
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2908 on: 03 Mar 2009, 21:25 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2909 on: 03 Mar 2009, 21:28 »

Yeah, got a 403 on that one
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2910 on: 03 Mar 2009, 21:47 »

That is brilliant.

edit: Hello there page break, a pleasure to see you again.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2911 on: 03 Mar 2009, 22:05 »

It's Brittney, b***h.







I probably just prevented some people from clicking that link.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2912 on: 03 Mar 2009, 22:40 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH6cASSPBoo

Yes. I'm not afraid to admit I'm a painfully shameless weaboo. But I think this is the best development in music since the invention of the theremin.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2913 on: 03 Mar 2009, 22:44 »

hey, that's dynamite.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2914 on: 04 Mar 2009, 02:05 »

It got to Blondie and I almost started crying.  :cry:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2915 on: 04 Mar 2009, 05:23 »

what did music ever do to you? Why must you be so mean?. I'll admit to watching one of these anime contraptions from time to time, but the music is just horrid.. Poor the clash
.. I just finished it, and nirvana was hurt badly to
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2916 on: 04 Mar 2009, 09:39 »

Albino Moose is pretty damned cool.  So cool that the other moose (mooses?) make him stand over there.




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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2917 on: 04 Mar 2009, 09:51 »

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/supremes_court_upholds_stopping_in

The best article the Onion has ever published? Maybe so!

That's one of the best articles, but I always think Christ Returns To The NBA was one of their better topical headlines, even if the story was rather predictable. Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog is another of my favorites.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2918 on: 04 Mar 2009, 10:05 »

I always thought Pitchfork gives music 6.8 was kinda funny
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2919 on: 04 Mar 2009, 10:26 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2920 on: 04 Mar 2009, 13:18 »

The Joy of Sonic

Just...amazing.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2922 on: 04 Mar 2009, 14:35 »

That was posted about 3 pages back. Still pretty awesome though.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2923 on: 04 Mar 2009, 14:44 »

The Joy of Sonic

Just...amazing.



Kenny Loggins would be proud.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2924 on: 04 Mar 2009, 16:17 »

Albino Moose is pretty damned cool.  So cool that the other moose (mooses?) make him stand over there.






It's not that he's cool. The other mooses (meese?) are racist.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2925 on: 04 Mar 2009, 16:54 »

The Joy of Sonic

Wow, that may be the best thing ever.


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2926 on: 04 Mar 2009, 17:00 »

I have to read that tonight. The real version, anyways.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2927 on: 04 Mar 2009, 19:22 »

So this held up huge amounts of traffic this morning on the highway going into Hartford:




Apparently, he forgot to lower his truck bed after dropping off a load of soil, and when he pulled onto the highway it got caught on the sign!

Edit: Also from tonight's news a "roving band of transvestite muggers" has been holding up rich women in New York so they can buy wigs and fancy clothes. The reporter was careful to point out that "Faggins" was indeed the correct pronunciation of the leader's name!
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[22:49] Quietus: "Oh, lawd, why must them coons rock me so"

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2928 on: 04 Mar 2009, 19:53 »

Hey I was caught in that traffic.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2929 on: 04 Mar 2009, 19:55 »

I bet that was fun. My friend teaches in Hartford and she said that about half of the teachers didn't make it to school until after it started.

....this is one of the few things that has actually made me glad to live in Storrs
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2930 on: 04 Mar 2009, 20:10 »

I bet that truck looked pretty damn cool when it finished transforming.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2931 on: 04 Mar 2009, 20:15 »

So who's looking forward to this weekend?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2932 on: 04 Mar 2009, 20:34 »

Because I'm excited for this weekend.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2933 on: 04 Mar 2009, 20:56 »

I am

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2934 on: 05 Mar 2009, 07:08 »

Yeah guys I am pretty excited about TOMORROW.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2935 on: 05 Mar 2009, 07:42 »

As much as I'd love to post another humorous Watchmen meme, my friend just showed me this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQaJVSyCS-8

At first I was like "Oh God, WHY?" but then I realized that I FUCKING HATE suburban jack-ass wannabe dipshits and anything that happens to them is their own damn fault, so this is funny to me.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2936 on: 05 Mar 2009, 08:37 »

Older than the internet.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2937 on: 05 Mar 2009, 08:37 »

      HAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Damn that was funny
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2938 on: 05 Mar 2009, 11:19 »

http://www.bostondynamics.com/content/sec.php?section=BigDog

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2939 on: 05 Mar 2009, 11:45 »



Dr. Rockhattan?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2940 on: 05 Mar 2009, 12:32 »

Joe that was totally uncalled for.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2941 on: 05 Mar 2009, 12:52 »

Did someone already post this story? I can't remember:
http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

This has changed my life.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2942 on: 05 Mar 2009, 13:37 »

Am i bad person because i smiled?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2943 on: 05 Mar 2009, 13:44 »

WRONG JEANS, IT WAS I THAT POSTED THE LINK!!!  Don't you dare bojangle my random links, I work hard to fine them.  Poor kid, never saw it coming.


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2944 on: 05 Mar 2009, 13:48 »

Oh, that is just priceless.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2945 on: 05 Mar 2009, 13:49 »

In keeping with the Watchmen theme for today, Slate imagines some other directors taking it on
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2946 on: 05 Mar 2009, 16:28 »

Continuing the trend, some of you may have already seen this:

Saturday Morning Watchmen
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2947 on: 05 Mar 2009, 20:42 »



Caption contest?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2948 on: 05 Mar 2009, 20:43 »

his names Professor Badass, the internet's trying to make a comic with him and Techno Viking.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2949 on: 05 Mar 2009, 20:44 »

this should maybe go in the music forum but i kind of like this thread more than the music forum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhO9qkB0YXQ

one of my favourite local bands, rock plaza central, covering justin timberlake's "sexyback"... not really new at all but i just found out this existed and wanted to share it. it's actually really good!
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