Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1327867 times)

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3251 on:** 01 Apr 2009, 20:01 »

Squirrel repairing an electric pole- Cool. No problem. Totally believable (for the internet).

Automatic rifle? Is this a secret assassin squirrel sneaking into place to line up his shot?

JD · « **Reply #3252 on:** 01 Apr 2009, 20:20 »

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #3253 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 00:33 »

He really didn't think through that whole "Eat of my body." thing, did he?

I'm guessing this was when he was slightly plastered from all that turning water into wine and messed up the Lazarus thing. Bringing the dead back to life is not something you want to do when you're sloshed.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3254 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 05:40 »

Jace · « **Reply #3255 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 07:06 »

I really want to read the rest of that paper now.

Dollface · « **Reply #3256 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 07:47 »

NO! to milf's
YES! to Gilf's

Christophe · « **Reply #3257 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 07:49 »

The rest of the paper is up somewhere on the interwebs. The first time I read it I died because of all the laughing.

EDIT: here it is. be warned, it is enormous.

IronOxide · « **Reply #3258 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 11:15 »

My favorite thing is that the paper was apparently good enough to warrant an almost passing grade.

Just think about that.

Orbert · « **Reply #3259 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 12:18 »

That's because some teachers don't know how to set up a scoring rubric. Sure, having all the required elements present should count for something, but obviously the content is the most important thing, and the fact that this paper scored a 61% (which is passing for most classes) shows how flawed that teacher's system is.

Dazed · « **Reply #3260 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 13:39 »

I'm pretty sure it's fake.

Dollface · « **Reply #3261 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 13:44 »

Quote from: Dazed on 02 Apr 2009, 13:39

I'm pretty sure it's fake.

WEREWOLF TALK!!

Malek · « **Reply #3262 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 16:31 »

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #3263 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 16:32 »

This is not the werewolf thread dollface

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #3264 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 21:09 »

That's exactly what a werewolf would say.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #3265 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 21:47 »

Oh fuck

Ballard · « **Reply #3266 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 22:08 »

Guys that is old as the fucking internet.

Malek · « **Reply #3267 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 23:07 »

Got a giggle outta me for some reason.

Praise teh Interwebz!

Beren · « **Reply #3268 on:** 02 Apr 2009, 23:24 »

Old and Fake, but I know there are teachers out there who take themselves that seriously and this depresses me.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3269 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 01:45 »

Hey dead preserved body of Lenin! It's your annual bath time!

Don't forget to wash behind the ears!

Beren · « **Reply #3270 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 01:51 »

New career goal is to be a Lenin-Washer.

Jace · « **Reply #3271 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 03:16 »

This is not the right ad...
I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did.

Luke C · « **Reply #3272 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 03:33 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 03 Apr 2009, 01:45

Hey dead preserved body of Lenin! It's your annual bath time!

"Oh man I hate Lenin so much I could blow that guy up. What? He's already dead! Ok well I will just bomb his statue instead."

Dollface · « **Reply #3273 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 05:00 »

Yay for Axolotl's

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3274 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 05:04 »

Hee hee! Hee hee hee!

öde · « **Reply #3275 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 05:48 »

That almost makes me as happy as this.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3276 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 05:55 »

That reminded me of how disgusting sea creatures are:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1165930/Barry-giant-sea-worm-discovered-aquarium-staff-mysterious-attacks-coral-reef.html

That thing is gross.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3277 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 06:09 »

This thread needs less gross and more ninja.

JD · « **Reply #3278 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 08:39 »

Quote from: StaedlerMars on 03 Apr 2009, 05:55

That reminded me of how disgusting sea creatures are:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1165930/Barry-giant-sea-worm-discovered-aquarium-staff-mysterious-attacks-coral-reef.html

That thing is gross.

That's not gross. It's pretty awesome

Dollface · « **Reply #3279 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 11:20 »

Quote from: StaedlerMars on 03 Apr 2009, 05:55

worm

So i left mah cock there, big deal

and now something else

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #3280 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 11:58 »

Man that turtle is not fucking around.

Yakob · « **Reply #3281 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 12:00 »

The rabbit, on the other hand....

Clintaga · « **Reply #3282 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 12:49 »

All props to Gnarstache from somethingawful.com

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3283 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 13:05 »

You don't fuck with the Penguin

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3284 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 13:22 »

One of my friends made me read that page not two weeks ago. Fucking love it.

JD · « **Reply #3285 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 13:25 »

Quote from: Clintaga on 03 Apr 2009, 12:49

All props to Gnarstache from somethingawful.com

lets go with the bigger one

JD · « **Reply #3286 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 13:30 »

Also, Hobbling

Dollface · « **Reply #3287 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 13:43 »

Damn. i want to marry that lady.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3288 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 14:01 »

Umm, can I get a quick citation on what work that Penguin page comes out of? I mean, I'm fairly certain it's Batman, just... which one? Because that is super awesome.

Dollface · « **Reply #3289 on:** 03 Apr 2009, 14:52 »

I hate that part which goes "boy can eat." and "girls can cook"
guess what i can always get pizza or something else, so bitches dont get too cocky.

Metope · « **Reply #3290 on:** 04 Apr 2009, 16:30 »

Hey guys, who would like to buy the Turbonegro bass-player's hair? Anyone?

JD · « **Reply #3291 on:** 04 Apr 2009, 17:07 »

3 bids so far

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3292 on:** 04 Apr 2009, 17:14 »

Beren · « **Reply #3293 on:** 04 Apr 2009, 17:27 »

Quote

Umm, can I get a quick citation on what work that Penguin page comes out of? I mean, I'm fairly certain it's Batman, just... which one? Because that is super awesome.

It comes from a small series called "Joker's Asylum" where the Joker tells stories about his friends, that issue is the Penguins.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #3294 on:** 04 Apr 2009, 17:47 »

This website is rad.

You put words in the search bar, select the number of images you want to combine, and it creates a cool image for you out of them.

Here is an example.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3295 on:** 04 Apr 2009, 18:26 »

Forget how messed up Watership Down is? Here's a reminder

Ballard · « **Reply #3296 on:** 04 Apr 2009, 21:34 »

MOW IT! DO IT! CUT IT! TRIM IT! MOW THE LAWN!

Appearance can be deceiving.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #3297 on:** 05 Apr 2009, 00:32 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 04 Apr 2009, 18:26

Forget how messed up Watership Down is? Here's a reminder

It takes a special kind of fucked up to watch that footage and think "you know what this needs? Some Hell March!"

KvP · « **Reply #3298 on:** 05 Apr 2009, 00:52 »

That's Hell March?

It's really gone downhill since Red Alert 1.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3299 on:** 05 Apr 2009, 03:33 »

What the hell is that and can I make it my pet

EDIT:

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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