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Author Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN  (Read 1329142 times)

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3851 on: 10 May 2009, 14:51 »

I hope you guys are joking. I love Harry Potter and all associated actors and films.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3853 on: 10 May 2009, 16:04 »

Fuck you.

Fuck you I don't even care.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3854 on: 10 May 2009, 16:49 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3855 on: 10 May 2009, 19:59 »





This is absolutely the best thing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3856 on: 10 May 2009, 20:09 »

Yeah, that made a showing early on in the twilight thread. It was pretty great.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3857 on: 10 May 2009, 20:13 »

Edward Cullen makes me cream my pants.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3858 on: 11 May 2009, 00:50 »

No, I'm serious. The boy who is in the woollen nude suit is Daniel Radcliffe. It was one of his first 'Acting' gigs.

I'm still trying to figure out who thought the wool nude suit was a good idea.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3859 on: 11 May 2009, 01:08 »

Here's the other thing: Someone had to make that.What do you do if you're in the costume department and an order comes down the pike? Do you just shrug and go along with it or do you suspect for a moment that they're fucking with you?
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« Reply #3860 on: 11 May 2009, 02:06 »

I'm still trying to figure out who thought the wool nude suit was a good idea.

It worked for the band Hefner.
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« Reply #3862 on: 11 May 2009, 13:25 »

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« Reply #3863 on: 11 May 2009, 15:37 »

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« Reply #3864 on: 11 May 2009, 15:41 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3867 on: 11 May 2009, 18:10 »

Oh God Yes


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Man I actually really like this.

Ukranian is such a bastardized Russian it's funny.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3868 on: 11 May 2009, 18:50 »

GAH FUCKIN {AGEPREAG

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3869 on: 11 May 2009, 20:19 »

"She's got Marty Feldman eyes..."
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3870 on: 11 May 2009, 20:46 »

CHESTER A. ARTHUR IS WATCHING YOU CONGREGATE
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3872 on: 12 May 2009, 00:43 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3873 on: 12 May 2009, 01:23 »

I like the central spiral in the Vroomba photo. It makes it look like a particle track.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3874 on: 12 May 2009, 01:43 »

Oh god, keyboard cat is fucking tops.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3875 on: 12 May 2009, 08:06 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3876 on: 12 May 2009, 08:07 »

I like you too, E S T
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3877 on: 12 May 2009, 09:37 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3878 on: 12 May 2009, 09:43 »



The pointing fingers at the end is what gets me.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3879 on: 12 May 2009, 11:30 »

HAHAHAHAHA wow that's perfect
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3880 on: 12 May 2009, 11:43 »

*drag-queen elf*

That is pretty much exactly how I picture Dollface whenever I read his posts.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3881 on: 12 May 2009, 15:40 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3883 on: 13 May 2009, 08:50 »

This story is amazing. If you want to smile lots and see why the world is not that bad really, read it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3884 on: 13 May 2009, 19:08 »

Yeah fuck I read that over in the other thread it is just fucking amazing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3885 on: 13 May 2009, 19:39 »

Texts from last night.

FML had its 5 minutes, let's get to something new!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3886 on: 13 May 2009, 19:51 »

Oh wow, the "Worst Nights" section has some gold in it!
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« Reply #3887 on: 13 May 2009, 19:55 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3888 on: 13 May 2009, 20:02 »



I admire a lady who can accessorize.
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« Reply #3889 on: 13 May 2009, 20:07 »

Texts from last night.

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« Reply #3890 on: 13 May 2009, 20:50 »

(908): what if I'm pregnant?
(848): smusmorshion

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3891 on: 13 May 2009, 21:54 »

 (315): Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3892 on: 13 May 2009, 22:11 »

"I didn't slap you in the face.  TEQUILA slapped you with my hand..."
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3893 on: 13 May 2009, 23:18 »

(323): Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
(562): The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
(323): fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3894 on: 13 May 2009, 23:28 »

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(702): Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3895 on: 13 May 2009, 23:38 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3896 on: 14 May 2009, 08:35 »

Oh god.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3897 on: 14 May 2009, 11:21 »

The Kool Aid Man always seemed suspicious to me...

This really tickled me some reason.





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3898 on: 14 May 2009, 11:22 »

THE CLAW.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3899 on: 14 May 2009, 11:24 »

I don't get that comic with the big pot and the kids. What's it about?
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