man I thought the fact that I was typing in 5-size font would make it kind of a joke
if I had done it in regular-sized text, I would think that is genuinely creepy, which is why I didn't do it. if I had done it this size and it was still meant to be a joke (which it would be, you bastards), then it would have been deadpan. however, deadpan is kind of difficult to pull off in text on the internet
though I can't be sure, it seems as if girls are awkwardly and creepily complimented and "pursued" on these threads all the time, which is kind of the reason for the joke in the first place. get more self-aware, forumers!