Thanks to pocket jury, I finally had an idea for my entry piece for a creative writing class lottery. I feverishly toiled in the concept for hours to come, and I believe I have the finished result. Not only will it get me into the competitive class, it will possibly win me awards. It is scathing, sharp, and witty, yet also deeply human, moving, and cathartic. I know we've had a few writing threads in the past, but rather than breathe life into them anew, I would rather this work of art get more traffic, as it is really such a compelling read.
Constructive criticism is welcome, though I doubt you will find anything wrong with it. Without further ado, I present to you "CAKEFARTS: A Poignant Tale of LOL!!(backwards)1"
So did you like it?