I feel like telling an embarrassing story. So here is a few of my recent facebook photos of the most-ridiculous category. I'm kind of over the embarrassment now, due to relentless teasing by my peers.
Here, I am not getting raped by a giant sperm, actually I was bashing him up. Quite badly apparently, trying to puncture him with my stilletos.
![](http://photos-827.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v335/199/60/561293827/n561293827_1214107_7195.jpg)
Here I am exchanging germs with a random dude leaning against another dude.
![](http://photos-827.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v335/199/60/561293827/n561293827_1214126_4920.jpg)
Here I am distracting a boy from hitting the black ball in a game of pool.
![](http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v339/161/58/749110883/n749110883_1310149_9308.jpg)
Harr harr you can all laugh. I am a foool.