No I am not look at the chest hair in that second photo that is the fiercest thing you could ever see attached to a human being.
Also: presenting evidence against your claim, here is a photo I took to illustrate to emilio the massive discrepancies between how I look on my ID card and how I look in real life. I look like I am a pedophile and that I own a book full of cross sectional photos of all the various Enterprise models and I do not because those books are glossy and expensive and I am poor.
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Yes my face is dirty as fuck because I have been at work all day packing shit into boxes, boxes are incredibly dirty,
who would have thoughtAlso you can't tell from Jodies photos, but I am wearing what is simply the greatest piece of clothing that I own so here is a photo of me wearing that now because you need to look at it and baste in its fucking glory. If you look close you can probably see the stains from the beer that I drank with very poor technique
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THROW THE HORNS YOU FIERCE MASCULINE TOTEM OF VIRILITY