Edith, the small boy who you are attempting to crush/forcibly restrain is the cutest thing ever.
If you won't let me have a baby in your closet, am I at least allowed to steal your relatives?
In other news, I still haven't got my camera so I can't show you the photo of my cat with one eye closed like a pirate, but I'm worried about her. Other than infection (there isn't one) or muscular problems, what reasons can there be for a cat to keep one eye shut? She can open it, she just doesn't.