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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #200 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:46 »
Just Better: Pretty much everything else about Google Earth
Just Worse: Terminal Voyeurism

The Kenny: Archie Bunker
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #201 on: 04 Aug 2008, 19:07 »
Just Better: Carroll O'Conner
Just Worse: Rob Reiner

The Kenny: People who click their pens constantly
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #202 on: 04 Aug 2008, 19:32 »
Just better: vegetables with funny little phallic growths.
Just worse: Hummers and guns.

The Kenny: purple vegetables.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #203 on: 04 Aug 2008, 19:42 »
just better - orange fruits
just worse - green not-leafy vegetables.

the kenny - puns
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #204 on: 04 Aug 2008, 19:44 »
Just Better: Palindromes
Just Worse: Portmanteaus

The Kenny: Red Stripe
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #205 on: 04 Aug 2008, 19:46 »
Just better: Fat Tire
Just worse: Steel Reserve

The Kenny: Galaxy Quest
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #206 on: 08 Aug 2008, 22:04 »
Just Better: Spaceballs
Just Worse: really esoteric Kennys  :-D

The Kenny: Hanten-Mannelore shippers
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #207 on: 09 Aug 2008, 03:10 »
Just Better: Hannelore
Just Worse: Manatee

The Kenny: Swear words
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #208 on: 09 Aug 2008, 05:47 »
just better: mr. noodles
just worse: pre-cooked bacon

the kenny: long toenails
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Quote from: tuathal on 01 Apr 2011, 11:40
Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #209 on: 09 Aug 2008, 11:30 »
just better: gargoyle talons
just worse: jesus fucking christ was that your toenail that just scraped against my foot what the fuck are you half wombat or some other horrible mammals cut and clean your goddamn toes

The Kenny: Toby Keith's upcoming movie
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #210 on: 09 Aug 2008, 18:25 »
Just Better: Chris Tucker's upcoming movie
Just Worse: Larry The Cable Guy's upcoming movie

The Kenny: Trees
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #211 on: 09 Aug 2008, 18:36 »
just better: tree hugging
just worse: dendrophilia

the kenny: THE SLANKET, THE BEST BLANKET EVER
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #212 on: 09 Aug 2008, 18:41 »
Just Better: The Cuddle Mattress
Just Worse: Shamwow

The Kenny: The Anarchist Cookbook
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #213 on: 09 Aug 2008, 20:28 »
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Just Better: The Cuddle Mattress
Just Worse: Shamwow

The Kenny: The Anarchist Cookbook

The Better: Pipe bombs in Duke Nukem 3D
The Worse: Pipe bombs in School

The Kenny: Putting the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #214 on: 09 Aug 2008, 20:34 »
Just Better: Putting the 'in' in the old in-out-in-out.
Just Worse: The Lodovico Technique.

The Kenny: getting your sharries shived off.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #215 on: 10 Aug 2008, 12:42 »
Just Better: What happened to Dim
Just Worse: What happened to Alex

The Kenny: Internet hat machine.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #216 on: 11 Aug 2008, 12:45 »
Just Better: www.goggle.com
Just Worse: That Fox News segment on Anonymous

The Kenny: Cubbies
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #217 on: 11 Aug 2008, 13:20 »
Just Better: White Sox/Baby pandas/Lockers (depending on usage)
Just Worse: Nothing/Baby leeches/communal desks (depending on usage)

The Kenny: Detachable Penis
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #218 on: 11 Aug 2008, 14:52 »
Just Better: Detachable Vagina
Just Worse: Detachable Tiny Penis

The Kenny: Nintendo
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I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #219 on: 11 Aug 2008, 15:04 »
Just Better: A hoop and a stick
Just Worse: Sony

The Kenny: Stupid motherfucking clouds getting all up in your astronomical phenomena
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #220 on: 11 Aug 2008, 15:54 »
Much better: Actually seeing astronomical phenomena
Much worse: Not seeing astronomical phenomena because you are too busy trying to be funny posting in a burnt out thread on an internet forum

The Kenny: That thread about Kieffer
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #221 on: 11 Aug 2008, 15:55 »
Just Better: Kieffer's thread judging the other posters
Just Worse: Kieffer being an unrelenting douche

The Kenny: Worry hat
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #222 on: 11 Aug 2008, 18:58 »
Just better: Horny hat
Just worse: Paranoia Hat

The Kenny: Being stalked by a cow
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Quote from: Surgoshan on 12 Nov 2008, 04:38
I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #223 on: 11 Aug 2008, 19:05 »
Just Better: Being stalked by Melanie Lynskey
Just Worse: Being stalked by your alternate personality

The Kenny: Freudian Psychology
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #224 on: 11 Aug 2008, 19:23 »
Just Better: Jungian Psychology
Just Worse: Having sex with your mother

The Kenny: Astrology
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #225 on: 11 Aug 2008, 19:27 »
That was the first post in this thread that made me laugh out loud, thanks! But Niles was much cooler than Frasier.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #226 on: 11 Aug 2008, 19:47 »
Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 11 Aug 2008, 19:23
The Kenny: Astrology

Just Better: Headology
Just Worse: Not getting that reference

The Kenny: Spelling your name backwards
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #227 on: 11 Aug 2008, 21:49 »
Just Better: Your name is a palindrome
Just Worse: Your name is Moon Unit Zappa

Kenny - The overwhelming need to pass gas during a eulogy
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #228 on: 11 Aug 2008, 21:53 »
Just Better: Passing gas posthumously at your eulogy
Just Worse: The overwhelming desire to pass gas during a eulogy

The Kenny: Continuing to try to communicate with the girl you like even though she doesn't particularly like you and you met her somewhere far from where you live so a relationship is impractical anyway.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #229 on: 11 Aug 2008, 21:56 »
Just Better: Sloppy Makeouts
Just Worse: Getting cock-blocked


The Kenny: Wikipedia
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #230 on: 11 Aug 2008, 22:06 »
Quote from: Ballard on 11 Aug 2008, 21:49
Just Better: Your name is a palindrome

It is pretty great, actually.
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Fuck you, I want him so bad.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #231 on: 11 Aug 2008, 22:07 »
Just Better: Proving that a successful long-distance relationship is possible and being reunited with your love
Just Worse: Being reunited with your love after keeping up a long-distance relationship only to find out that s/he has cheated on you

Just Better: Encyclopedia Britannica
Just Worse: Masturbating to pictures of the appropriate human anatomy in the Encyclopedia Britannica

Kenny - Craigslist personal ads
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #232 on: 11 Aug 2008, 22:58 »
Just Better: Meat life dating
Just worse: The Classifieds

The Kenny: Viking helmets
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #233 on: 12 Aug 2008, 02:56 »
Just better: Viking Orgasms
Just worse: Beer helmets.

The Kenny: lemons
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #234 on: 12 Aug 2008, 06:21 »
Just Better: Lemon squares
Just Worse: The expression "When life gives you lemons, you make lemon AIDS."

Kenny - Rick Moranis
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #235 on: 12 Aug 2008, 06:25 »
 :x Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Just better: Limes
Just worse: Limies
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #236 on: 12 Aug 2008, 10:27 »
Clockwise did better, but left out The Kenny
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #237 on: 12 Aug 2008, 10:42 »
Quote from: Ballard on 12 Aug 2008, 06:21
Just Better: Lemon squares
Just Worse: The expression "When life gives you lemons, you make lemon AIDS."

Kenny - Rick Moranis

Just Better: Rickenbacker
Just Worse: Rick Astley


The Kenny: Ted Nugent
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #238 on: 12 Aug 2008, 10:50 »
Just Better: Ted Baxter
Just Worse: Ted Kaczynski

The Kenny: Unscented deoderant
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #239 on: 12 Aug 2008, 10:58 »
Just Better: Natural pheromones that make the opposite sex go nuts over you
Just Worse: Varsity football team locker room smell

Kenny - Johnny C's brother as a music critic
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #240 on: 12 Aug 2008, 11:09 »
Just better: Nothing
Just Worse: Everything else

The Kenney: A new forumite assuming the music forum is filled with pretentious hipster music snobs, whatever that means.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #241 on: 12 Aug 2008, 11:14 »
Just Better: The lies we tell them instead of admitting they're right
Just Worse: The ensuing flame war

Kenny - Geddy Lee performs arias from La Traviata
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #242 on: 12 Aug 2008, 11:42 »
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Clockwise did better, but left out The Kenny

I had a kenny but didn't deserve to post it because someone else beat me to it.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #243 on: 12 Aug 2008, 11:45 »
Just Better: Geddy Lee performs YYZ
Just Worse: Geddy Lee performs the National Anthem

The Kenny: Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #244 on: 12 Aug 2008, 15:16 »
Just Better: A slight nod
Just Worse: Awkward high fives

The Kenny: Beach volleyball
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #245 on: 12 Aug 2008, 15:23 »
Just Better: Topless beach volleyball
Just Worse: Topless beach volleyball at a Jack Johnson concert.

Kenny - Lemurs
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #246 on: 12 Aug 2008, 15:40 »
Just Better: Sloths
Just Worse: Stuffed Lemurs that can speak

The Kenny: Anthropomorphism
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #247 on: 12 Aug 2008, 15:44 »
Just Better: Star Fox 64
Just Worse: Furries

The Kenny: Writer's block
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #248 on: 12 Aug 2008, 15:47 »
Just Better:Writer's Block
Just Worse: Agatha Christie Novels.

The Kenny: Attractive Australian Women
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #249 on: 12 Aug 2008, 15:49 »
Agatha Christi novels, bad?!!!!  :x :x :x
You, my friend, have just made a very impotent enemy.

Just Better: Attractive Irish women
Just Worse: Attractive furry women

The Kenny: sex
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