Topic: Imaginary Band Names (Read 110958 times)

theoryC · « **Reply #200 on:** 15 Oct 2008, 20:48 »

My band is called Liffey. It used to be called Koba. But, I am still open to both, so state your preference if you want.

MobyDickhole · « **Reply #201 on:** 16 Oct 2008, 20:06 »

I came up with an imaginary track list for my imaginary band's imaginary album

Artist: Whiskey Trouble and the Broken Heart Band
Album: Soon You'll Be Dreaming

1- In the Future, None of this will Matter
2- Your Mother Needs a New Haircut
3- The carpet is underfoot
4- Explain yourself, I think you're wrong
5- Car 'toon' Trouble
6- In your own bed for the first time in months
7- A monument to the unimportant things
8- Give me your wallet, you won't need it anymore
9- Dreams are the most independent films
10- Ending on a low note

11- Secret bonus track: Karaoke version of 'Car 'toon' Trouble'

I also think 'Drag King' would make for a pretty good name for a techno DJ

Jambi · « **Reply #202 on:** 16 Oct 2008, 20:29 »

Erotic Lampshades
Polyphonic Orangutan
Repent The Good Deeds
Eclectic Order of the Night Owls
Attack Lobsters

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #203 on:** 18 Oct 2008, 13:44 »

Quote from: spoon_of_grimbo on 14 Oct 2008, 04:36

Scary Dave and the Brickshitters

I love it. I would listen to them.

Mine are:
The Algorithms
Sketchii Sundae
Ragnarok (alternately, Ragna-rock)
Struggly Hambuggly and the von Mustaches

JD · « **Reply #204 on:** 18 Oct 2008, 16:45 »

Cosmic Groin Pull
I <3 Terrorists

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #205 on:** 19 Oct 2008, 05:22 »

Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 18 Oct 2008, 13:44

Quote from: spoon_of_grimbo on 14 Oct 2008, 04:36
Scary Dave and the Brickshitters

I love it. I would listen to them.

u in england by any chance? know anyone called dave? is he a bit scary? let's get this show on the road!!!! i'll play bass. with a chainsaw.

John Corporation · « **Reply #206 on:** 20 Oct 2008, 12:49 »

I've been holding Revenge of the Middle-Aged Diabetics close to my chest for a while, only to come to the slow realization that it'd be a better album title than band title.

Come to think of it, most of the titles I like are better as albums: Surf Wax Poetic and The Battle of Wexford are two ideas I've had.

And I did just remember a band name that works as a band name: The Munchs. One I just came up with while writing this: Tupelo Project.

Shakleton · « **Reply #207 on:** 21 Oct 2008, 09:26 »

If I ever get to name a band it will be something really awesome like

"Pime Taradox"
"Quantum Notes"
"Relativistcally Relevant"
"Class M Planet"
"Excelsior"

or something like that

// Edit: Oh, or how about The Quantum Mechanicians?

Failcake · « **Reply #208 on:** 21 Oct 2008, 19:48 »

Robespierre
For us Cool Kids
Infected Toenails

GnarlsBroccoli · « **Reply #209 on:** 02 Nov 2008, 17:25 »

Kugai · « **Reply #210 on:** 02 Nov 2008, 17:56 »

Yuri Nation

MadassAlex · « **Reply #211 on:** 02 Nov 2008, 22:20 »

Shota Rebellion

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #212 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 17:06 »

monkfish piss-dish

Juxtaposition · « **Reply #213 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 13:08 »

Tachycardia
Drummer Wanted
TBA (The Boring Acrobats)

Thrillho · « **Reply #214 on:** 06 Nov 2008, 03:49 »

One I came up with after an amusing Wikipedia encounter:

Fictional Aardvarks

Kugai · « **Reply #215 on:** 08 Nov 2008, 13:09 »

Megan & The Meerkats

Snail of Doom · « **Reply #216 on:** 09 Nov 2008, 22:25 »

I remember when I started a thread like this a while back.

Some names from my American History reading:

The Great Society
[name] and the Consensus
McCarthy and Kohn Discuss Slaughtering Communists Over a Fruit Breakfast

...and some old ones I posted in the last band names thread. These are my two favorites of all time:

Cliff Hanger and the Dun Dun Duuunnns (Said with the proper tune.)
Professor Peabody and the Wayback Machine (Or just The Wayback Machine)

Puki · « **Reply #217 on:** 10 Nov 2008, 05:08 »

Dylecsic Emos

...also, my band is named HUMPHUM (loosely translated as croatian society of junior members of croatian society of youth... I think I'll soon have to change it)

Mulder110 · « **Reply #218 on:** 10 Nov 2008, 06:19 »

Brown Paper Bag

Snail of Doom · « **Reply #219 on:** 10 Nov 2008, 18:10 »

Quote from: Failcake on 21 Oct 2008, 19:48

Robespierre
For us Cool Kids
Infected Toenails

GrrsevenparagraphtakehomeexaminvolvingRobespierregrr....

Anyway, here's some more:

Fornication Under Consent of the King (From the urban myth on the origin of the word "Fuck")
Dr. Rockstar and the Unspoken Bond (Or either separately)
The Great HARUMPH
Juneday
Crystal's Clearing
Anonymous Mr. Smith
Da Great Feets
Boss Ocelot

Kugai · « **Reply #220 on:** 10 Nov 2008, 21:15 »

Jayson Born and the Killerz

CarrionMan · « **Reply #221 on:** 10 Nov 2008, 21:19 »

Stubble
Avocado Sandwich
Tupperware
Chili's Magical Green Trip

Krina · « **Reply #222 on:** 12 Nov 2008, 02:04 »

Krina and the Shy Wimps

and

Mostly Milk.

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #223 on:** 13 Nov 2008, 05:28 »

n00b and the ROFLMAOs

they'd be one of those bands that you hate before you've even heard them.

jonskeezy · « **Reply #224 on:** 13 Nov 2008, 12:09 »

the cock slamming jizz jobbers

Kugai · « **Reply #225 on:** 13 Nov 2008, 21:11 »

The Dick Cheney Heart Attack Pack

Alex C · « **Reply #226 on:** 15 Nov 2008, 10:59 »

I'm still surprised there isn't some nerdcore dude somewhere calling himself M.C. Banhammer.

Touch Me Im Sick · « **Reply #227 on:** 15 Nov 2008, 17:18 »

Black ____
Deer____
____ O)))
The _____s

Fill in the blanks

Kugai · « **Reply #228 on:** 15 Nov 2008, 20:54 »

Sarah & The Gunslingers

Trollstormur · « **Reply #229 on:** 15 Nov 2008, 22:37 »

I thought it would be a good idea for all those bands with the "The [Something]s" name structure to instead go by "Some [Something]s".

like:

Some Strokes
Some Hives
Some Who
Some Guess Who
Some Beatles
Some Jerks
Some Queers
Some Mars Volta
Some Clash
Some Pixies
Some Smiths
Some Cure
Some White Stripes
Some Cranberries
Some Presidents of Some United States of America
Some Ramones

etc.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #230 on:** 16 Nov 2008, 05:56 »

Emo band!
Diagram of a Broken Heart

And I dunno if I've posted this one yet but a random one I came up with in Biology is 'Sending Signals To Spaceships'.
Yeah.

CursedMortivore · « **Reply #231 on:** 16 Nov 2008, 09:44 »

Individual Douchebags

Came up with when describing the gameplay of Guitar Hero World Tour vs Rock Band. Whereas in Rock Band you all work together, like a band, in GHWT you compete against each other, hence the name Individual douchebags.

God I hope that made sense...

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #232 on:** 16 Nov 2008, 20:12 »

Quote from: Trollstormur on 15 Nov 2008, 22:37

Some etc.

hehe

Some Octopus Projects

greenMonkey · « **Reply #233 on:** 17 Nov 2008, 18:57 »

The Right to Arm Bears
James and the Giant Peaches
Pistol Shrimp
John ROKtor and the Salem Swingers

Alex C · « **Reply #234 on:** 17 Nov 2008, 22:23 »

My brother's band is already named The Right To Arm Bears.

öde · « **Reply #235 on:** 18 Nov 2008, 09:51 »

I miss the old quality names we came up with.

Panzer Division John Candy, for example.

Kugai · « **Reply #236 on:** 19 Nov 2008, 22:00 »

Latvian Frog Stompers

sueintx · « **Reply #237 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 07:05 »

Hi, everyone -- this is my first time posting here. Okay, here goes -- hope you all enjoy these imaginary band names:

Barn Raising With the Amish
Poping Around For the Hell of It
Cuticle Mayhem
Oh!
Bustin' Dat Dead Zit
Tractor Slutz
Acorns Are Contagious
We See
Obnoxious Molecule
That Cat
!@#&*

sueintx · « **Reply #238 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 08:47 »

This is fun!

Some more:

Churning Butter With the Amish and Other Fun Things to do on a Balmy Saturday Night
Amish Wife-Swapping Smackdown
Lying to the Pope
The Pope Will Not Baptize My Pet Iguana Next Sunday
The Pope Will Not Make Us Give Up Sex For Lent
We Think
Get the Cabbage Out of the Disposal
Marvelous Testicle
Ass-Jigglers' Self-Help Seminar
Chainsaw Reaction
AaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrGH!
Not Having a Happy Period
Pimpin' Yo' Daddy's Power Sander
Fewer Urges and Leaks
I'm Not Havin' Paul Anka's Baby
Sally Field Has Osteoporosis
Don't Listen to Us
Paula Deen's Cholesterol Level
Wear a Bra, Sandra Lee!
Stop Talking, Rachael Ray!
Campaiging for Condoms
Overactive Bladder Infestation
I Suck as a Model 'Cuz I Can't Strike a Pose
Senile Old Folks Eating Raw Meat
The Tony Buttafucco Tribute Band (a.k.a. Hey, Joey!)
Jared Can't Eat at Subway
We Suck
Anorexic Obesity
Anal Squirrel
35-1/2 Angry Midgets Seeking Revenge
Cat-Vomit Facial Masks and Almond-Crusted Anal Suppositories
Approximately 330 Days 'til Christmas
Toxic Tailbone
So What
Pissed Off at Sausages
Marie Osmond Lost 45 Pounds on Nustrisystem
Three-Ring Jerk-Off Session
Oy, Vey!

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #239 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 09:30 »

continuing the tradition of homo-crushes on male actors that Gay for Johnny Depp pioneered, how about...

The Matt LeBlanc Wank Bank.

Thrillho · « **Reply #240 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 09:33 »

Unfortunately, his name is pronounced 'LeBlonk.'

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #241 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 10:20 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid on 28 Jan 2009, 09:33

Unfortunately, his name is pronounced 'LeBlonk.'

Band name would be pronounced "The Matt LeBlonk Wonk Bonk."

That's how you'd tell the posers apart from the tr00 fans of the band obviously.

emmalee · « **Reply #242 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 11:30 »

My friends and I came up with "Death Row Barf Rocket" at lunch while discussing the "anything goes" request rules for death row inmates' last meals. We decided that our lists would all be too long, forcing us to vomit uncontrollably or risk not completing the meal.

I also find myself inspired by the objects on my desk:
The Rusty Pushpins (punk or the like)
Paste Eater (doom metal? Something disturbing, just like the creepy paste eater from your 3rd grade class)
Spam and the Brochure Collective

And terms from a biology course last year:
Urethral Cystitis
Your Mother Has Huntigton's
Syphilis and the Spirochetes
Transcription Error

spoon_of_grimbo · « **Reply #243 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 12:26 »

Quote from: emmalee on 28 Jan 2009, 11:30

Paste Eater (doom metal? Something disturbing, just like the creepy paste eater from your 3rd grade class)

that sounds like a cross between a rocket from the crypt single and it's b-side ("pigeon eater" and "the paste that you love"). therefore i can only imagine the band Paste Eater playing badass rock'n'roll with a brass section!

Kugai · « **Reply #244 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 21:37 »

Ororo and The lightning

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #245 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 17:31 »

^^^X-Men ftw.

Indiana Jones and the Christmas Goose

(I have an Indiana Jones action figure sitting astride a large wooden goose, whilst also brandishing a whip and gun. I'll take a picture when I get around to it.)

MadassAlex · « **Reply #246 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 17:33 »

[Name] And His/Her Fuckface Orchestra

SWOON! at My Gravitas · « **Reply #247 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 18:24 »

The Bitchslap Initiative
Just What ARE! Yams, Anyway?
DJ Penis Euphemism
Rhymes With Shock-Thirsty
Crying Babies Making Grown Men Cry
Corporate Tool and the Talented Nobodies

Kugai · « **Reply #248 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 20:43 »

Howabout a few Bands that failed?

Iron Zeppelin
Lead Maiden
FM/AM
The Neanderthals
Men Without Work
The Aunt Sally's

boneykingofnowhere · « **Reply #249 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 16:16 »

Mannarchy
Does This Smell Like Chloroform?
Beltloops For Sweat Pants
Life Bus for Ugly
Everyone Hates You, Nikita Kruschev

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Author Topic: Imaginary Band Names (Read 110958 times)

Jambi

John Corporation

jonskeezy

sueintx

sueintx

emmalee