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What was the funniest thing anyone's ever said to you?
Storm Rider:
--- Quote from: yelley on 28 Aug 2008, 18:42 ---your name is jason too? i don't think we've been properly introduced. hi, i'm yelley. :wink:
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This is your cue to run frantically, RedLion. Just to let you know.
philharmonic:
My younger brother when we were like 10 or 12 ish "Go push ten thousand mushrooms" instead of the usual "Go f@#$ yourself"
Ballard:
A friend singing out of boredom while waiting for a train:
"She was an American girl.. livin' in a lonely world. Oh wait.. shit."
Same friend:
"I'm just saying, a lot of songs are about anal sex. And seriously, it doesn't even matter."
My 9th grade music teacher while describing every instrument in an orchestra pit:
"The contra-bassoon.. well shit, basically it looks like a really big bong."
RedLion:
This is, in no way, the funniest thing that anyone's ever said to me, but it's been cracking me up all week. I was talking to my friend Seth; he was in Chicago riding the L, telling me a story about something, but something more interesting to me was on TV, and I said "cool, but you're missing ____" (I can't remember for the life of me what it was.) His response--and he is the whitest man ever, and has never used this word before--"I got TiVo, nigga!"
It was funny enough for him to say it, but we have both begun taking that line out of context and using it in nonapplicable situations. Such as:
My roommate: "Aren't you going to go to bed? It's 3 A.M."
Me: "I got TiVo, nigga!"
This probably isn't the least bit humorous to anyone reading this, though. In fact, it probably makes me sound like an ass. And soon it will just become one of those inside jokes between friends that they pretend are still soooo hilarious, but theyboth really know that it's just stupid now and not funny at all, yet they still laugh at it.
yelley:
--- Quote from: Storm Rider on 28 Aug 2008, 22:51 ---
This is your cue to run frantically, RedLion. Just to let you know.
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so bryan, are you implying that i fuck up people's lives or something? just curious.
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