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What was the funniest thing anyone's ever said to you?
The extra letter:
Back when I was still in school, a fairly respectable science commentator came to my school to speak to my class.
"See, that's why you shouldn't be involved with anyone crazier than you. The sex is excellent but it's not worth it in the long run".
Jimmy the Squid:
I went to this metal festival out in the country a couple of years ago. It was in a little valley and it got absolutely freezing at night so my friends and I, stoned out of our minds set up a little gas burner thing inside the tent, with the strict rule of "if you are inside the tent, you are sitting down at all times" eventually more people began to come into the warm tent and a couple of them were dumb enough to want to dance near the open flames. At this point a dude named Curly stands up, grabs them and forces them to sit down and says:
"We are stoners in a fucking tent! This is not a fucking night club. If you are in this tent then you sit the fuck down."
Several minutes later I was discussing time travel paradoxes with a friends girlfriend whe Curly pipes up again with "We are not rocket scientists. We're stoners in a fucking tent. Start talking about metal damn it!"
valley_parade:
I was in an argument with a friend once. He had the comeback "Dude..you should've been a blowjob".
I know it was an insult, but it caught me just right, and I fell over laughing.
Freakishly:
'' What if your mother had a blowjob and then kissed you goodnight? ''
I still have no idea why.
Cartilage Head:
Have you guys ever heard of making a fire outside of the tent, Jimmy?
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