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What was the funniest thing anyone's ever said to you?
fatty:
My friend in a structures lecture spent half an hour laughing like crazy real quiet, and though no-one knew why, they were laughing as well from behind their books. When we asked him what was so funny, he said he thought the lecturer had said "shit wall" instead of "shear wall". It was the most unfunny thing I've ever heard.
Thrillho:
--- Quote from: Freakishly on 06 Sep 2008, 06:51 ---'' What if your mother had a blowjob and then kissed you goodnight? ''
I still have no idea why.
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That might just be the greatest first post in the history of this forum.
Eris:
"I don't even like the word homophobic because it has 'homo' in it." - DigeriDave
My housemate is full of stupid things like that. Tonight he informed me that "super glue is sticky".
Jace:
--- Quote from: Eris on 07 Sep 2008, 03:12 ---"I don't even like the word homophobic because it has 'homo' in it." - DigeriDave
My housemate is full of stupid things like that. Tonight he informed me that "super glue is sticky".
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You should let him know that it gets really slick if used as a masturbatory aide. It just needs a lot of friction to do that.
Stryc9Fuego:
It amazes me how much crap is hilarious when you are drunk/stoned/hopped up on goofballs. It's also amazing how much of this stuff is just downright stupid afterwards.
While playing D&D when I was 16 (and drunk off of Schlitz... I know, but like I said, I was 16!), we ran into a werewolf, and got initiative. A friend of mine Andre called his action as "Kick him in the gnards!"
I still wonder why I thought that was so funny.
Advice! Only try this when the DM is drunk, too. We got a free couple rounds for the werewolf being stunned.
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