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Zingoleb

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Dora's Priorities
« on: 31 Aug 2008, 20:24 »
I swear, that's how my ex-girlfriend would react. Like...spot on.

...dammit, why'd I have to break it off with her.
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #1 on: 31 Aug 2008, 20:31 »
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #2 on: 31 Aug 2008, 23:59 »
is this the brag-because-you've-gotten-some-at-some-point thread?
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Quote from: Jeans on 03 Dec 2008, 17:14
Well yes but (sorry andy) she doesn't look half as fucking bad ass as this motherfucker in Poland.

Dude is hardcore.

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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #3 on: 01 Sep 2008, 00:58 »
I doubt it, that would be like bragging about how you can consume oxygen from the air.
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #4 on: 01 Sep 2008, 01:45 »
aka, worthless-bragging-that-will-get-you-laughed-at?

Possibly.
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #5 on: 01 Sep 2008, 09:36 »
"Heh, I've had sex"

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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #6 on: 01 Sep 2008, 13:49 »
"Heh, it's actually pretty overr8ed"

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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #7 on: 01 Sep 2008, 14:14 »
 Man, I kissed like two girls last month, I am so rad.
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #8 on: 01 Sep 2008, 15:15 »
As I tell people...  those who brag the most get the least.  Those who try the hardest fail the most.

Me... I can get it when I want.  *shrug*  It's not the defining priority in my life like it is with some people I know.   

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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #9 on: 01 Sep 2008, 15:42 »
Quote from: Spluff on 01 Sep 2008, 00:58
I doubt it, that would be like bragging about how you can consume oxygen from the air.

Damn oxygen! Get in my lungs!
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #10 on: 01 Sep 2008, 16:55 »
Quote from: Rocketman on 01 Sep 2008, 15:42
Quote from: Spluff on 01 Sep 2008, 00:58
I doubt it, that would be like bragging about how you can consume oxygen from the air.

Damn oxygen! Get in my lungs!
The oxygen doesn't want to be in you. Stop sexually violating the air! You know full well that those molecules are in tightly-bonded one-on-one relationships.

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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #11 on: 01 Sep 2008, 17:14 »
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 01 Sep 2008, 15:15
Those who try the hardest fail the most.

i'm going to go ahead and disagree with this. you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. i think people that don't even try fail the most.
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Quote from: Jeans on 03 Dec 2008, 17:14
Well yes but (sorry andy) she doesn't look half as fucking bad ass as this motherfucker in Poland.

Dude is hardcore.

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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #12 on: 01 Sep 2008, 17:29 »
Quote from: Anyways on 01 Sep 2008, 15:47
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 01 Sep 2008, 15:15
As I tell people...  those who brag the most get the least.

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 01 Sep 2008, 15:15
Me... I can get it when I want.

*cough*

Yeah but aside from this post I don't run around bragging about it.  ;)  :p
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #13 on: 01 Sep 2008, 19:31 »
Quote from: nobo on 01 Sep 2008, 17:14
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 01 Sep 2008, 15:15
Those who try the hardest fail the most.

i'm going to go ahead and disagree with this. you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. i think people that don't even try fail the most.

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MT: ... and believe in your dreams...
T: Yes?
MT: ... and follow your star...
T: Yes?
MT:  ... you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.  Good-bye.

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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #14 on: 01 Sep 2008, 19:40 »
Quote from: Cartilage Head on 01 Sep 2008, 14:14
Man, I kissed like two girls last month, I am so rad.

What's the second male fantasy, then?

And I'm not bragging, I just choked on my drink when I read it. Because that's...her. Perfectly. Innocent look and sexuality combined in one.
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #15 on: 01 Sep 2008, 19:45 »
Whatever the case, the entire thread was completely unnecessary. Come on, "why did I have to break up with her?" This statement alone kinda destroys any possible legitamacy of the thread.
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #16 on: 02 Sep 2008, 00:05 »
Sorry. It was meant entirely as a self-deprecating joke.
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« Reply #17 on: 02 Sep 2008, 20:19 »
So, reading Dora sort of reminds me of my first girlfriend, except she didn't reform to be an indie girl who also liked metal and was awesome. We broke up because I wanted to play with my legos and my friends some days instead of going over to her mobile home. I was only 13 at the time, but boy could she fuck like an animal. With a mohawk. It was actually pretty hot. But like I said, I needed lego time.
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #18 on: 02 Sep 2008, 20:28 »
I assume that was meant to be a joke, but seriously. Nobody wants to think about little kids doing shit like that.
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #19 on: 02 Sep 2008, 23:22 »
Quote from: Vendetagainst on 02 Sep 2008, 20:28
I assume that was meant to be a joke, but seriously. Nobody wants to think about little kids doing shit like that.

When I was thirteen, I thought of doing that shit all the fucking time.

And if you had called me a little kid then, I would have told you to go fist yourself, because I wasn't no little kid -- I was a mouthy teenager, by god!
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #20 on: 03 Sep 2008, 13:43 »
Well fuck, of course every kid wants to have sexual relations. Nobody wants to hear about it though. It's icky.
Ick.
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Re: Dora's Priorities
« Reply #21 on: 03 Sep 2008, 14:27 »
 Man ain't nobody supposed to be doing it at 13. That is mega-nasty. That is dog shit.
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« Reply #22 on: 04 Sep 2008, 13:06 »
Quote from: Cartilage Head on 03 Sep 2008, 14:27
Man ain't nobody supposed to be doing it at 13. That is mega-nasty. That is dog shit.

You know what, fine. I'll accept that. But it sure does shut up your family in the car when you drop that on them. When you just go "yeah, that's cause I've been fucking her everyday. That's why I'm there so much."
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« Reply #23 on: 08 Sep 2008, 19:10 »
Quote from: Vendetagainst on 02 Sep 2008, 20:28
I assume that was meant to be a joke, but seriously. Nobody wants to think about little kids doing shit like that.

I personally believe that children playing with legos is one of the more natural things in the world.  Something is wrong with you.
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