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Weirdest Ending of A Relationship?
andtakingnames:
Never actually been in what you call a "relationship." Apparently there is something in my saliva that makes dudes go crazy after making out with me. They either inexplicably freeze me out orrrr weird me out with excessive clingyness. The second category belongs to my most recent encounter who forced me to act like a bitch. Drunken hookups, for me, never end well and this was no different. Sample conversations:
him: do you think you'll still like me in the morning when you're sober?
me: maybe?
him: hey do you like Dragonball Z?
me: you just killed my boner
him: aww don't leave
me: you'll get over it
(the next morning i was hungover and just wanted to get the hell out so I shook his hand real quick but he wouldn't let go)
me: don't be gay
him: we have so much in common! you are just like me
me: yeah except I have a vagina and you are one
I like it when guys like me, but don't be a total pussy about it.
PizzaSHARK:
--- Quote from: valley_parade on 19 Nov 2008, 09:09 ---I figure the next time I need to break up with someone, I'm going to use a carrier pigeon.
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I prefer explosives myself. But coating a car in birdshit would certainly be up there...
--- Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 19 Nov 2008, 14:55 ---
--- Quote from: TwistedRemedy on 19 Nov 2008, 14:51 ---I'm dating his best friend.
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wow, you're a bitch
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Standard rule about ex-dating-friend is, don't. Even if he/she says it's cool.
His best friend's apparently not much of a friend :P
PizzaSHARK:
You'll be one of the rare ones if it lasts and doesn't take a turn for the bizarre a few years down the road :P
But hell, life's short so do what makes you happy, right?
Alex C:
It's really not that rare. I know plenty of people who have done such things; I've done it myself. Car crash girl dated my best friend before I got together with her. The guy is still my best friend. I lived with him for nearly 2 years before he up and moved to Hawaii. I suspect the situation is often seen as impossible partly because the people who are capable of handling such a scenario succeed by not making a big deal about the situation. The people who cannot handle it, on the other hand, tend to be the sort that who can't keep from going ABLA BLA BLOO BLOO and making damn sure everyone who might care knows what happened.
clockworkjames:
That happened to me, my friend kinda rushed into a relationship with a girl he was friends with (Big group of friends) then he found out she had a massive crush on me or some shit and he happily told her to go for it and told me to go out with her too.
I didn't but in retrospect I should have, I was just being mean without wanting to be. About a year later she left the country though so is all good.
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