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Weirdest Ending of A Relationship?
Siibillam-Law:
I've never been dumped before, which is annoying cos I gotta do it all myself.
I had a cup of tea thrown at me once by a girlfriend, and nearly got dumped then and there, but then oh how I retaliated and quoted something amazing by Oscar Wilde (probably not the best when it comes to relationships, all things considered) and the relationship stayed stable for a while (by that, I mean about two hours or so, and when I got home I rang her up and broke up with her, because I didn't want to risk getting scolding water thrown at me again)
Good times
Skibas_clavicle:
--- Quote from: Ballard on 19 Nov 2008, 12:04 ---At least it wasn't "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
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That's a whole 'nother story, my friend.
RallyMonkey:
My last ex-girlfriend, after I had been dating her for around 8 months or so, woke me up with a text message around 4 o' clock in the morning. I found this odd, because we had never really texted each other before, but I figured she had some reason for texting instead of calling. She was depressed about something that I can not remember now, and I was attempting to console her for about 30 minutes. By that time the conversation had strayed to much happier topics, and suddenly I got a text saying she was breaking up with me.
The next morning, I went over to her house, and we watched a straight-to-video movie starring a lot of Ewoks, made out, and I went home. That Monday at school, she stopped talking to me.
I really don't know what happened with that one. She never gave me an explanation as to why we broke up. Yet, less than 8 months later, at the age of 17, she married a 25-year-old guy who had a 7-year-old son. Now, having just turned 18, she is pregnant with a child of her own. Though I find this odd, she seems pretty happy, so I am happy for her.
BrilliantEraser:
This happened to a friend of mine. I have never had a funny break-up story, so I am stealing hers.
Her: My aunt has thyroid cancer. They are going to have to do a thyroidectomy.
Him: Will she be able to walk?
Her: Um?
Him: 'Cuz, the thyroid, that's like, on the leg, right?
Her: I'm leaving you.
clockworkjames:
--- Quote from: RallyMonkey on 21 Nov 2008, 23:20 ---I really don't know what happened with that one. She never gave me an explanation as to why we broke up. Yet, less than 8 months later, at the age of 17, she married a 25-year-old guy who had a 7-year-old son. Now, having just turned 18, she is pregnant with a child of her own. Though I find this odd, she seems pretty happy, so I am happy for her.
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I have a story similar to this one, and all I can look back and think is "Wow, dodged a bullet there".
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