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Author Topic: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!  (Read 3777 times)

J-cob9000

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Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« on: 30 Nov 2008, 10:10 »

So.
You all need to try both of these games. I hate them both. I want them to die.
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
http://www.zanorg.com/prodperso/jeuxchiants/doublejeu.htm

I haaaaaaate them.
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Re: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« Reply #1 on: 30 Nov 2008, 13:15 »

The first one was made out of funny. But I am totally unable to figure out when to push what button. The other two games on that page were a little easier.

The other one I managed for 25 seconds a long time ago and promised myself never ever to try again. Ever.
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Re: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« Reply #2 on: 30 Nov 2008, 14:41 »

SO MUCH FUN

Seriously, this is exactly the sort of thing you do not want to have when you have an essay due tomorrow.
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Re: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« Reply #3 on: 30 Nov 2008, 20:19 »

  Try this flash game.  It's . . AWESOME.

http://www.playauditorium.com/#index
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Re: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« Reply #4 on: 01 Dec 2008, 05:16 »

First two games were hard, hard work makes me quit.
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Re: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« Reply #5 on: 04 Dec 2008, 00:58 »

So, it took me a while, but I made it 3.7 meters, which was pretty cool, but then I figured out that if you can get one leg sticking straight out and the other sticking straight back you'll do kind of a split when you fall rather than just eat pavement and lose automatically. From there you can slowly creep forward if you have to. I made it 40 meters before deciding that I had wasted more than enough time and just quit.


The second game is just a bitch that I want no part of.
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Re: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« Reply #6 on: 04 Dec 2008, 01:36 »

That man in the running game clearly has some sort of horrible nerve-degenerating disease.  Why won't anyone get out on the track and help him?
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Re: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« Reply #7 on: 04 Dec 2008, 02:44 »

Because he just thinks he's at the special olympics.  Really it's a venue for people to laugh at people like him.  He's an unwitting carnie.

He might figure it out when he gets to the turn and instead of a cup of gatorade, they give him a live chicken.
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Re: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« Reply #8 on: 04 Dec 2008, 23:47 »

http://onslaught.playr.co.uk/

Fun and addicting. Until you realize it's quarter to three in the morning, and you still have a conclusion to write for a joint paper due tomorrow (/today at this point).
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Re: Elongated Hate. Flash Games as well!
« Reply #9 on: 23 Dec 2008, 13:27 »

That first game wasn't that bad, until the 50 Meter mark.
Damn that hurdle.
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