Methinks Sven just enjoys poking the bear.
Methinks that too. And I enjoy watching Sven poke the bear. Bear deserves it.
Faye would be the asshole for getting all possessive when she's the one insisting on it being what it is. She can't have her cake and eat it too.
And she deserves every little frustration Sven can visit upon her for being the raving bitch she is. I just did a happy dance.
Um, because he's getting all up in Penelope's face analyzing her physical attractiveness out loud? Forget Faye entirely for a moment; you can't just do anything you want, hitting on girls obnoxiously like that, and expect it to make it all gentlemanly by adding a "hey, I won't really *do* anything" at the end.
Too bad. Sven's an asshole and he jerked the chain and got the reaction he wanted.
I've got a big bottle of Boo Fricken Hoo for Faye, but you know what? I'm gonna drink it instead and give her the empty bottle, because that's all she deserves.
Although it occurs to me that if Jeph really wanted give Faye's detractors a Roman Holiday, he'd have Faye meet Angus on the street--along with Angus's nice new girlfriend.
Stop it. I don't have a bottle of Cognac yet with which to celebrate that blessed event.
Soon, though.
Thus, he must have another reason to be there, such as to see Faye, perhaps?
Or to deliberately flirt with Penelope in order to jerk Faye's chain.
Methinks he likes poking the bear. Oh wait...someone else said that already.
I think he would be actively flirting with Penny if he weren't so interested in faye, but he doesn't understand how he feels which is why he can be nothing but clinical about noticing Penny being attractive.
I read the strip recently the last time he flirted with Penny, and he said, "I can't help it, I don't know what to do around beautiful, intelligent girls..."
It really was a hilarious strip, because the harder he tried NOT to flirt, the harder he flirted.
I can't wait until you people run into these situations that you're arguing about now, in real life later.
I already
have. That's why I'm taking such joy in Sven's psychological manipulation of Faye.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now, off to buy some Cognac just in case Jeph decides to have Faye meet up with Angus McPhee and his new girlfriend, who looks and acts a lot like Faye, only with a tenderness and obvious adoration for Angus, so much so that Faye could easily see herself in that position, and she gets to angst about it.
I would SO drink a snifter of Cognac in celebration of that strip.
Thanks, Jeph!!
Woohoo!!
S