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While sitting on the toilet, I actually pre-fold my toilet paper. Like, I roll off a long sheet, tear off two squares, fold them, put them on my thigh, repeat, and make a three-squarer or two for the initial swipe.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #1 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:18 »

I have a car racing licence and a suit and a helmet but my cousin crashed my racecar several years ago so I gave up.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #2 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:19 »

I can cross one eye at a time.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #3 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:21 »

While sitting on the toilet, I actually take my shirt off.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #4 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:25 »

It is kind of a logical thing to do, especially if it is warm.  Smell rising from the toilet can get trapped within your shirt if it's left on.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #5 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:27 »

I was captain of my Knowledge Bowl (Quiz Bowl, Academic Bowl, etc) team in high school and went to the state competition twice.

tl;dr I was a giant nerd.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #6 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:30 »

(post things you think people do not know about you and will probably be at least mildly surprised to discover)
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #7 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:32 »

Hey, I bet some people are surprised about that one. Jeez.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #8 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:36 »

I am in fact a heterosexual
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #9 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:38 »

since february of 8th grade (1998) i have been single for a grand total of 6 months.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #10 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:40 »

I'm a mild epileptic.

Also I knew the lunchy fact, I feel special.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #11 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:46 »

I have a mild fear of the local butterfly house
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #12 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:51 »

I work out every other day-ish, but only between midnight and 3 in the morning.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #13 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:56 »

I once rode a tank.

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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #14 on: 20 Jan 2009, 21:17 »

I don't have anything on my record.  Like, criminal record.   I'm clean.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #15 on: 20 Jan 2009, 21:24 »

I can whistle with my tongue.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #16 on: 20 Jan 2009, 21:24 »

I have had scarlet fever and been paralyzed from the waist down for over a month.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #17 on: 20 Jan 2009, 21:28 »

Autism.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #18 on: 20 Jan 2009, 21:39 »

I am an alcoholic.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #19 on: 20 Jan 2009, 21:41 »

Oh wait, things you didn't know about me. Shit.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #20 on: 20 Jan 2009, 21:52 »

When I was young, I got into a nervous habit of scratching my head until it bled. It was actually one of the more satisfying nervous habits I have had.

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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #21 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:00 »

I rolled a quadbike once.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #22 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:07 »

I helped a cow give birth that had wandered into a dam and gotten mired in the mud when she was heavily pregnant. And stopped the cow from drowning in the mud afterwards.

(This was surprising to me because I'm not a farmer. I was also very, very hungover at the time.)
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #23 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:15 »

I've been in the custody of the Russian police.

They had a Lenin Brigade pennant on the wall of their office and they were watching Inspector Rex dubbed into Russian.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #24 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:37 »

I don't know why everybody hates list threads so much.

I don't have any weird facts about myself.

Uh...I once fell and broke my face open(which resulted in me getting stitches, and "almost bleeding to death" or so says my mother), while playing Wizard Of Oz. I had built a yellow brick road out of legos, and tripped and smashed my face.


I used to be heavily into acting. I once played the Good Witch in the Wiz.

90% of my friends are from the internet.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #25 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:43 »

I nearly lost my thumb when I was seven. Well, the end of it.

I know how to fire and a gun and got a perfect score on my gun safety target practice test (all bulls-eyes).

I know a secret recipe for barbecue sauce that is famous throughout much of west central Minnesota.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #26 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:44 »

I get scared when I hear loud cars driving late at night.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #27 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:44 »

i don't have a uvula. (i think a lot of you know this already)

i have to eat skittles in groups of 3 in acceptable color combinations. (i think some may know this too)

i am also afraid of the butterfly house.

i brush my teeth while i am in the shower.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #28 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:45 »

My brother does that (the teeth brushing thing). He has never been able to give a reason for it.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #29 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:48 »

i think it saves time. brush with one hand, rinse the shampoo out with the other.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #30 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:50 »

I'd be afraid of getting shampoo in my mouth. 

There's just something about that many butterflies in one place that creeps me the fuck out.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #31 on: 20 Jan 2009, 22:52 »

For all the organic, and natural soaps and tooth pastes, and deorderant, and other toiletries I used, I also use expensive, overly chemically shampoo and conditioner.


I am afraid of sleeping in the dark, and thus always have a night light.(currently, it's the thinkgeek jellyfish tank)
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #32 on: 20 Jan 2009, 23:18 »

I get called "mel" more times per day than I get called james, clockwork, or cwj.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #33 on: 20 Jan 2009, 23:21 »

I was captain of my Knowledge Bowl (Quiz Bowl, Academic Bowl, etc) team in high school and went to the state competition twice.

tl;dr I was a giant nerd.

Umm, this. Almost exactly. Except I went to state four times (though the first three years I only went to cheer on the team).

I also went to quiz bowl camp two of four summers in high school. It ranks in the top five most fun things I did in high school. No joke.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #34 on: 20 Jan 2009, 23:32 »

I can't watch an episode of Powerpuff Girls without getting really bored ever since I watched three episodes in Italian, awestruck, when I was in Rome three years ago.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #35 on: 20 Jan 2009, 23:34 »

I severed 3 tendons and had to get 15 stitches on my left hand whilst illustrating that the 1st 6 inches of the blade on my claymore were blunted, "for safety."
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #36 on: 20 Jan 2009, 23:49 »

I have Crohn's disease in my lower small intestine. Some of you know this.

I wear too-tight pants and am constantly afraid my junk is clearly visible through them.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #37 on: 20 Jan 2009, 23:54 »

In some circles I am known almost exclusively as "Cookie Monster".
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #38 on: 21 Jan 2009, 00:14 »

I have Crohn's disease in my lower small intestine. Some of you know this.

I wear too-tight pants and am constantly afraid my junk is clearly visible through them.

Dude you could be an episode of house or something, real talk.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #39 on: 21 Jan 2009, 00:17 »

I occasionally like to listen to music that is not made entirely with computers.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #40 on: 21 Jan 2009, 00:25 »

 I am not circumcised.

 I like basketball.

 I am actually really hairy underneath my clothes.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #41 on: 21 Jan 2009, 00:31 »

I used to play a lot of tennis but I haven't picked up a racket in years.

I was in an English class full of 2nd graders accelerated up to a 4th grade curriculum when I was in kindergarten.  I retook the class the next year after skipping 1st grade.  I like to tell myself that it's because they didn't have anywhere else to put me but I think it was really just that I wasn't doing any work in kindergarten regardless of what class I was in (who actually does work in kindergarten anyway?).
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #42 on: 21 Jan 2009, 00:43 »

I wear too-tight pants and am constantly afraid my junk is clearly visible through them.
I wear too tight pants and constantly hope my junk is clearly visible through them.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #43 on: 21 Jan 2009, 01:16 »

I have bitten my nails like crazy for as long as I can remember.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #44 on: 21 Jan 2009, 01:54 »

I sucked my thumb till I was about 12.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #45 on: 21 Jan 2009, 02:05 »

I think I might have an innate hatred toward very attractive girls.

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I can bend my pinky toe to a 90 degree angle from the rest of my foot.

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I cannot curl any but my big toe voluntarily. The second toe just sort of goes with the big toe, but doesn't curl all the way.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #46 on: 21 Jan 2009, 02:12 »

I volunteraily covered my eyes at the age of 17 when a girl I liked and her friend took off their tops and bra. Of course I was drunk, polite and very angry to see said girl getting with (as in kissing) an absolute bastard.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #47 on: 21 Jan 2009, 02:33 »

I've rejected a guy via text message.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #48 on: 21 Jan 2009, 02:49 »

I have spent more time in Iran and Afghanistan than in the United States.
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When I was a little child, I was a big dreamer and did not spend much time thinking about the real world. Thus, I walked cross-legged a lot of the time.
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Re: Strange things you probably did not know about me
« Reply #49 on: 21 Jan 2009, 05:09 »

I eat my hamburger and macaroni off of my plate in counter-clockwise circles, turning my plate every few bites.
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