Topic: Question and Answer (Read 34094 times)

mietteissass · « **on:** 20 Jan 2009, 20:43 »

We played this game one night when we were drinking and it got pretty funny. So what happens is I will ask a question. The next person to post will Answer that question. The person who goes after that will ask another question that could have that same answer. The person after that will answer differently from the first answer. I am sure you are all brilliant and followed that.

My question:

What are a midgets favorite smells?

(If you are in fact a midget, I am not being mean. It's just a game)

nobo · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 20:45 »

probably clean genitals (of the average height people around them)

Q: what do most urologists pray for?

(sorry for the mess up)

jhocking · « **Reply #2 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 20:48 »

dude you are already doing it wrong!

ADDITION: guys she wasn't just describing "answer a question, ask a different one." I find the rules she described rather interesting, can we try it her way?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 20:56 »

Alright, this is a rad game but clearly people are having trouble with rules here.

Example flow of game.

mietteissass:

Q: What are a midgets favorite smells?

nobo:

A: probably clean genitals

New Q: What is the tastiest part of the human body?

Ozy:

A: Brains.

Q: What do the people who posted above lack?

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:00 »

A: Reading comprehension skills.

Q: What won't you learn from a stripper?

mietteissass · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:01 »

A: Modesty

Q: What porn stars mistake for a perfume name?

Tyler · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:04 »

A. Scent of a Woman

Q. What is your favorite unintentional comedic portrayal of a disabled person?

jhocking · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:14 »

A: The dude in a wheelchair from Extreme Ghostbusters.

Q: Who is the man who haunts your nightmares?

Liz · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:25 »

A: Joseph Hocking.

Q: Who is the creepiest board member out there?

(Okay so APPARENTLY I was doing it wrong. Whatever.)

mietteissass · « **Reply #9 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:26 »

Hmmmm so you have done this Joseph Hocking person?

jhocking · « **Reply #10 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:27 »

Well she crashed on my couch once, but there was no sweet sweet love-making involved.

Liz · « **Reply #11 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:29 »

Hey hey hey I fixed the mistake. So shush.

MrBlu · « **Reply #12 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:30 »

Quote from: Misconception on 20 Jan 2009, 21:25

A: Joseph Hocking.

Q: Who is the creepiest board member out there?

(Okay so APPARENTLY I was doing it wrong. Whatever.)

Patrick. Those damned classes scare the @#$% out of me.

How you shoot web?

IronOxide · « **Reply #13 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:31 »

A. Just close your eyes and give it a shot

Q. How is babby formed?

Liz · « **Reply #14 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:32 »

A: You put your dick in and thrust.

Q: How can you make a man seem gay?

mberan42 · « **Reply #15 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 21:48 »

A: When you lead him on for two years, with flirting and subtle eye-batting and occasional makeouts, all the while knowing that you're never going to sleep with him, you're never going to be his girlfriend even though you know that's what he wants more than anything in the world because he thinks you're the raddest most awesomeist girl ever out there, he thinks you're cute, you're smart, you're funny, you're sweet and kind and nice, you're an awesome actress and pretty much you're the neatest chick he's ever met, but for whatever reason you won't do anything but lead him on for two years and no, he's not bitter about it at all, he's completely fine with it and DEAR GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, I AM SO FUCKED UP BECAUSE OF YOU.

Q: The zombie apocalypse occurs. What is your plan?

De_El · « **Reply #16 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 22:03 »

A: Hole up somewhere far from urban population centers.

Q: What do you do when you want to write an excellent acoustic album about some girl who dumped you?

jhocking · « **Reply #17 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 22:08 »

A: Slit your wrists, because the world does not need to hear your shit.

Q: What did your mother tell you when you called her from college to complain about homesickness?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #18 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 22:09 »

A: Stop being such a little baby

Q: What do bad babysitters yell at the kids they're looking after when they won't eat?

MrBlu · « **Reply #19 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 22:21 »

"Look, I don't get paid if you don't eat, and that means no more happy juice. For me."

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring?

Eris · « **Reply #20 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 22:24 »

How does the question "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring?" comes up with the answer "Look, I don't get paid if you don't eat, and that means no more happy juice. For me."?

I am confused; maybe you don't quite understand what the game is?

Tom · « **Reply #21 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 22:35 »

Q/A: Hello?

Emaline · « **Reply #22 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 22:43 »

Guys, this thread was pretty interesting. Lets not fuck it up, ok?

MrBlu · « **Reply #23 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 23:03 »

Quote from: Eris on 20 Jan 2009, 22:24

How does the question "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring?" comes up with the answer "Look, I don't get paid if you don't eat, and that means no more happy juice. For me."?

I am confused; maybe you don't quite understand what the game is?

... well damn

read the rules wrong. Hurt me.

A: "Look, I don't get paid if you don't eat, and that means no more happy juice. For me."?

Q: What did the witch say to Hansel and Gretel?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #24 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 23:13 »

Of course you can come in and use my phone small children who I may fatten up and eat. The phone is also made of licorice so if you have sars you can eat it as some treatment maybe.

What a cannibal Austrian doctor living in china may say if they had a phone made of licorice.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #25 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 23:33 »

"Here, you should try this, it'll make your fluids taste better."

Q: What does your girlfriend tell you about watermelon?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #26 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 23:42 »

A: That's not really something that's appropriate to be constantly offering to the president.

Q: What does a text adventure game tell you when you try to 'use dildo'?

Melodic · « **Reply #27 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 23:55 »

A: STAM -50

Q: What's so bad about a guy's first time?

MrBlu · « **Reply #28 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 23:58 »

Bad aim.

Why's The Hulk still single?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #29 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 00:09 »

Pringles can between his legs

Where do you put snacks during a movie?

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #30 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 00:30 »

Between the tits of a female companion.

Where is a place you would not like to find something sticky?

MrBlu · « **Reply #31 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 00:56 »

I wouldn't want to find anything sticky in a woman's Vagoo.

Y'know why you shouldn't have sex first thing in the morning?

evernew · « **Reply #32 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 02:58 »

Because the first thing you do in the morning should be opening your eyes and if you have sex before that you could well (I'll try to word this SFW) miss the putt.

What is so wrong about company ink?

mietteissass · « **Reply #33 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 11:13 »

Too many people have dipped their "pens" in it.

Q: A obvious sex comment about an easy woman?

Katherine · « **Reply #34 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 11:23 »

She's the village bike, everyone has had a ride.

Q: What do people say about your mother behind her back?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #35 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 11:26 »

Haha, I was going to post:

"The village bicycle"

What's something that people in very poor rural areas can probably be trusted to keep safe?

BUT INSTEAD I will post:

"She talks too much!"

How do you know when your girlfriend wants to be listened to?

Jace · « **Reply #36 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 11:32 »

She has her clothes on.

What is something disappointing that happened recently?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #37 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 11:43 »

The post above me.

What's something you've had a strong response to recently?

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #38 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 11:53 »

That bastard in the cash machine (ATM) queue who had to press every button and take about 20 mins to get out of the way when you were already late for meeting up with friends.

Who would you most like to make disappear?

EDIT: Fine, bastard is now visible. I didn't know what people felt about profanities, so shoot me.

Tom · « **Reply #39 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 12:08 »

People who feel the need to censor themselves especially when their profanities are inane.

You find yourself in a barren landscape habited by sentient, melting, analog clocks, what do you do?

imapiratearg · « **Reply #40 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 12:09 »

A: Search for traps.

Q: Hello. My name is Jigsaw, would you like to play a game?

(I am not very good at this game.)

MrBlu · « **Reply #41 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 12:35 »

A: OK, let me just pull down my pants.

Q: What do you say if you want to get a restraining order from a pre-school?

(I think I'm being far too profane.)

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #42 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 13:06 »

So, have any of these kids started bleeding yet?

What would a doctor ask in a room full of ill children?

mietteissass · « **Reply #43 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 13:30 »

A: Is there a real doctor here?

Q: What does your doctor say when you go to a third rate gynecologist center?

MrBlu · « **Reply #44 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 13:40 »

"Now close your eyes and open wide." (I could have done better with that).

What did the horny Dentist in 'Novocaine' say?

jhocking · « **Reply #45 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 15:22 »

A: I am also in the best film of all time, Leap of Faith!

Q: What did Steve Martin, Debra Winger, Liam Neeson, Meat Loaf, and Philip Seymour Hoffman all exclaim at the same time when they ran into each other at the bar?

Gurkburk · « **Reply #46 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 03:06 »

A: Why isn't Lolita Davidovich and Dick Pearce here yet?

Q: Something you could hear on the set of a porno?

snalin · « **Reply #47 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 03:37 »

A: This will look better with a black guy.

Q: What was the evaluation of the Democratic campaign two years ago?

Jace · « **Reply #48 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 04:55 »

At least we aren't going to pick John McCain

What was most of America was thinking in November '08?

Ã¶de · « **Reply #49 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 05:07 »

Terrorism, economy, maverick, a black man?

What was Sarah Palin chanting to herself before her interviews?

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