Topic: Question and Answer (Read 34860 times)

Patrick · « **Reply #50 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 05:36 »

Quote from: MrBlu on 20 Jan 2009, 21:30

Quote from: Misconception on 20 Jan 2009, 21:25
Q: Who is the creepiest board member out there?

Patrick. Those damned classes scare the @#$% out of me.

A. Drill, baby, drill!

Q. What's the last thing you want to hear a bunch of people shout simultaneously to a person in your bedroom?

mietteissass · « **Reply #51 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 08:25 »

A: Don't go in there, it has been cleaned in a week!

Q: What does one yell when someone is going through their kitchen?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #52 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 12:00 »

MAKE ME A SAMMICH PLEASE

What you say to the immigrant at subway.

TheDozarian · « **Reply #53 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 12:53 »

A: An Italian BMT with Jalapenos please... A bottle of tequila...

Q: What do you say to the guy who just ran over your dog?

Tyler · « **Reply #54 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 13:47 »

A. No hard feelings. The bitch had it coming.

Q. What is something you might overhear at an Olsen twin funeral?

IronOxide · « **Reply #55 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 13:58 »

A. One down, one to go

Q. What did your mother say after giving birth to you?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #56 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 17:54 »

A: Well, isn't that special

Q: What do you say when a small child shows you a pretty bad drawing?

Christophe · « **Reply #57 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 18:36 »

A: Oh, that looks good enough to frame in the Louvre!

Q: What is something you don't want to hear when showing your junk to your doctor?

nobo · « **Reply #58 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 18:55 »

A: lol

Q: What was your first reaction when you see someone being punched by a clown?

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #59 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 20:29 »

A: AAAAAAAAAAH CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Volkswagen with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?

MrBlu · « **Reply #60 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 20:59 »

Something that you don't want, and that's hard to kill.

Worst person to marry?

Gurkburk · « **Reply #61 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 23:45 »

Flipper. Smells like fish and if you keep him in the dry for long enough he gets all wrinkled up and ugly.

Aw, that's so cute, what do you call it?

snalin · « **Reply #62 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 00:08 »

Your mother

What object, other than the moon, orbits the earth?

Spluff · « **Reply #63 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 00:18 »

Very small rocks.

What also floats in water?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #64 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 00:31 »

Crap of meat eaters.

What comes out a t-rex's pooper?

(This thread's second page has made me laugh, ALOT)

nobo · « **Reply #65 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 04:10 »

A. Three Horns and Long Necks

Q. What were the lamest things about The Land Before Time?

TheDozarian · « **Reply #66 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 05:23 »

A: Dinosaurs... everyone knows that God made that shit up to mess with us...

Q: Why would God make that shit up?

Patrick · « **Reply #67 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 05:42 »

A. Because it's fuckin' funny.

Q. Why do I always laugh when people die really painful deaths in movies?

jhocking · « **Reply #68 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 07:03 »

A: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

Q: What is the best word I've learned in the past year?

allison · « **Reply #69 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 07:57 »

A. Groak - to stare silently or longingly at a person eating, hoping you will be asked to join them.

Q. What is the worst question someone could ask you on the subway?

Jace · « **Reply #70 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 08:10 »

A. Don't you hate when people answer your question with another question?

Q. How do serial killers answer detectives?

Josefbugman · « **Reply #71 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 08:13 »

A: Saltpetre

Q: Jesus, what would you like on your last supper?

MrBlu · « **Reply #72 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 08:29 »

Quote from: TheDozarian on 23 Jan 2009, 05:23

A: Dinosaurs... everyone knows that God made that shit up to mess with us...

Q: Why would God make that shit up?

Yeah, why would he? That's so dumb. Everyone knows it was the Reptillians.

A: "I'm good, just let the cup pass over me. Please."

Q: Anyone ever saw that really racy Guinness ad?

Patrick · « **Reply #73 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 20:55 »

I done sawed it and it was reeeeeeeeeal good

When you mix Larry the Cable Guy with an amputation surgeon, what is the first thing out of his mouth?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #74 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 21:19 »

A: Projectile vomit

Q: What's the best way to defend yourself against hordes of raving Scotsmen?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #75 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 00:52 »

Tan a bottle of bucky and join in

What should you do if you see a mugging in Inverness?

Bushbr · « **Reply #76 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 19:21 »

A: ask yourself "Why the fuck am I in Inverness?"

Q: Who put the "bop" in the "bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop"

mietteissass · « **Reply #77 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 19:55 »

A: Someone who needs to be tortured

Q: What do you get when you mix a clown and a priest?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #78 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 22:46 »

A: An abomination unto God's green earth

Q: What did your mom call you when you broke her good china?

Tom · « **Reply #79 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 23:13 »

You horrible little shit!

What does you mother always say to you, the one that lacks real substance?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #80 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 23:32 »

Making comparisons to clotted cream

What's a fun game to play on a rainy day?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #81 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 01:09 »

Drunken Twister

What lead to you losing your virginity?

Jace · « **Reply #82 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 01:11 »

A girl with a mohawk.

What is the best thing?

Bushbr · « **Reply #83 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 05:43 »

sex

what havn't I had in a long time?

Jace · « **Reply #84 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 05:58 »

Friends.

Who's sibling's female friends are very hot?

Patrick · « **Reply #85 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 10:40 »

OMG JONAS BROTHERS

What is something you're likely to hear any 13-year-old girl say at any given time?

Bushbr · « **Reply #86 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 11:18 »

Quote from: Patrick on 25 Jan 2009, 10:40

OMG JONAS BROTHERS

What is something you're likely to hear any 13-year-old girl say at any given time?

today I am a woman!

what do women really not want their boyfriends to say

Metope · « **Reply #87 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 12:08 »

Wait, this is not an open relationship?

What did the white woman say to her white husband when she gave birth to a black baby?

MrBlu · « **Reply #88 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 12:45 »

Quote from: Patrick on 25 Jan 2009, 10:40

OMG JONAS BROTHERS

What is something you're likely to hear any 13-year-old girl say at any given time?

Aww come on forums, I expected "Idk, my bff Jill?"

A: "So I heard you like Mudkips?" [I am so racist]

Q: Which meme is so sad and needs to die?

Patrick · « **Reply #89 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 12:48 »

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What's the best thing to shout in the middle of a funeral?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #90 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 12:50 »

He fucking owed me five bucks!

What is most common cause for divorce?

pamplemousse · « **Reply #91 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 12:55 »

A homewrecker!

What do all the suburban housewives call your mother?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #92 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 12:58 »

Our Almighty Master, Ruler of All Life and Taker of Souls

Who is Questionable Content really drawn by?

Patrick · « **Reply #93 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 12:59 »

Edward Penishands

Best film ever?

(I am having too much fun with this thread, I may have to leave for a while)

Tom · « **Reply #94 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 13:44 »

Plan 9 From Outer Space

You have been informed that "there is no way out of here", how do you proceed for the evening?

pamplemousse · « **Reply #95 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 14:04 »

Call up your pal MC Escher and hope he knows what to do.

You need a rapper to perform. Who do you call?

eddie · « **Reply #96 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 14:07 »

Vanilla Ice obviously

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Dazed · « **Reply #97 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 15:22 »

Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker.

The 43rd President's next job?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #98 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 15:36 »

Worm food

What do you feed worms?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #99 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 15:40 »

Johnny's New Worm Dietry Supplement! All the nutrients with no calories, for that healthy, healthy worm!

What's the worst product ever advertised?

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