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Professor Snuggles:
--- Quote from: KvP on 27 Jan 2009, 19:18 ---What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
FUCKIN' DR. DRE MAN
--- End quote ---
This is my favorite joke.
Professor Snuggles:
There are two guys sitting on an airplane from New York to La. After a few drinks, they begin to make conversation.
First guy says "So, where do you live?"
Guy responds "I have an apartment in Manhattan, been living there for a while. Really nice, corner views, it's a great place"
First guy says "wow, sounds nice! What do you do that you can afford a place like that?"
The second guy responds "Oh, I'm a beekeeper."
The first guy is shocked, and asks "A Beekeeper? How many bees do you keep?
The second guy says "oh, about 50,000"
First guy says "what the fuck, you keep 50,000 bees in an apartment in manhattan? Where do you have room for them?
Second guy says "Oh, in a shoebox, in my closet."
First guy goes "wait. You keep 50,000 bees in a shoebox, in a closet, in manhattan? Are you serious?
Second guy says "yeah. Fuck em"
MrBlu:
Yeah, man, I cracked up reading that.
Also, I was horny before I finally understood the "tulips" joke (Someone showed me some news about Nives Celzijus)...
thegreatbuddha:
What does Snoop Dogg wash his white clothes with?
BLEEOTCH!!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and ACNE?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Masterbainter:
What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common.
you know you shouldn't but you end up putting your tonge on them both, eventually.
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