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Patrick:
What do a Snickers bar and a bag of bricks have in common?
They are bad for your teeth.
chupones:
What do pelicans and my cell phone company have in common?
They can both stick their bills up their asses.
Eli:
A middle aged man and a young boy are walking into a dark forest together. The boy looks up and says, "Gee, mister, I'm scared." The man says, "You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"
Mark Withakay:
--- Quote from: McTaggart on 27 Jan 2009, 08:44 ---Professor Heisenberg was going for a drive when he got pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asks "Sir do you know how fast you were going?" and the professor replies "No, but I know where I am".
--- End quote ---
Professor Heisenberg approaches a fork in the road, and no one is around to observe his movement. What happens?
Social Bacon:
So an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar, the first one walks up to the counter and says "I'd like a beer." The second one walks up to the counter and says "I'd like half a beer." The third one walks up and says "I'd like a quarter of the beer." The bartender cuts off the fourth guy, says "Fuck you guys" and pours two beers.
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