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jhocking:
--- Quote from: mietteissass on 30 Jan 2009, 07:45 ---Awww that poor man. He is going to have to share that with his wife now.
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I know right? Only 25 million, the horror!
nashvillewho:
What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't fuck a rock.
Blue Kitty:
A pirate walks into the my shop the other day, and asks me for some gumdrops. I say: "Why do you want gum if it's been dropped?!"
He seemed angry about the pun and told me, "You wanna walk the plank?" I told him, "Whoa now, you don't have to go overboard with your punishment"
So that Pirate made me walk off the plank and asked if I had any last requests. I asked him, "Can't I have one last mug of root beer?", and he said "That would be fine", so then I took the mug and jumped! And you know, I would've drowned if it hadn't been for one thing: Root Beer Floats!
supersheep:
Dan. I still love you.
Darkbluerabbit:
I was thinking that once the snake got access to the internet, it would discover just how badly humanity needed to end and say "fuck it, push the lever."
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