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Iron_Fist:
Two men were sitting in a bar, one say to the other "I saw a line of men I didn't recognise outside your house last night"
The second man says "Yes, my wife has become a prostitute to support her heroin addiction."
The two look solemnly at each other for a moment, and then go back to drinking.
Johnny C:
Dan that is the Best Joke.
Josefbugman:
What goes woof, woof, boom?
Terrierist.
Chad K.:
A sign at a National Park instructs all those entering that they must take a mandatory class on bear safety.
Upon entering the class, the participants see a park ranger who begins by asking "Do we have any hikers here?" And the hikers raise their hands and are promptly given bells. The park ranger explains "I need all the hikers to tie these bells to their shoelaces so that the black bears will know of your presence as you're walking through the park and will leave you alone."
"Okay, then," says the Ranger, "Do we have any campers?" And the campers raise their hands and are promptly given pepper spray. The park ranger explains, "You'll be camping in the brown bear territory, so you'll need to be able to defend yourself against a possible attack."
"Finally," says the Ranger, do we have any hunters? And the hunters raise their hands. The park ranger explains "You'll need to know the difference between a black bear stool and grizzly bear stool for tracking bears in designated hunting areas, as grizzly bears are protected." A hunter aks, "Well, how will we know the difference?" "It's easy," says the Ranger, "A black bear's stool has small bits of fur and wild berries in it, while the grizzly's has little bells and smells like pepper."
Patrick:
Johnny's penis.
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