Alright, this thread is going to be for giggles. I would like you to share your jokes! They can be lame, funny, rude, crude or whatever you want them to be. I love jokes! And really, who doesn't need a laugh these days?
I will start. First I will intro my joke so you understand where it is coming from. I was brought up in a multi racial home. My step father is black ( I refuse to say African American because he has never been to Africa). My step sister are mixed and I have a younger brother who is mixed as well. I only say all this because I learned my first joke when I was 3. It was at one of my step-father's family reunions. They all thought it was hysterical when I told it later, as it was coming from one of the whitest girls they all knew.
A black man walks up to a white man and says:
I have a bone to pick with white people.
When we are born, we are black
When we get older, we are black
When we get sick we are black
When we get hot, we are black
When we get cold, we are black
When we die, we are black
Now white people, when you are born, you are pink
When you get older, you are white
When you are sick, you are green
When you get hot, you are red
When you get cold, you are blue
And when you die, you are purple
And you people have enough nerve to call us COLORED?
Teehee I love that joke. Trust me, it gets a laugh from everyone.
That was hilarious... Too bad I was white when I was born... (See photos thread)
MORE RAC(ist)IAL JOKES!
In Jamaica, we have a lot of "White man, Black man and Chiney man" jokes. A lot of them come from the fact that Jamaica is a real cultural melting pot, so poking fun at each other was not just fun, but became a part of us all.
White man, Black man and Chiney man walk into a haunted house and see a $10 on a table. White man walks up to take it and he hears a voice thunder "I am the voice of the strong and able, LEAVE THAT $10 ON THE TABLE!!!" White man goodly take away himself.
Chiney man walks up to take it and he hears a voice thunder "I am the voice of the strong and able, LEAVE THAT $10 ON THE TABLE!!!" Chiney man gyal up and cut out of the room.
Black man walks up to take it and he hears a voice thunder "I am the voice of the strong and able, LEAVE THAT $10 ON THE TABLE!!!" Black man draw up his pants and replies "I am the voice of Rocket and Sprocket, let this $10 drop inna' my pocket!"
Black man leaves $10 richer.
Man, that joke was hilarious when I was 3.
Anyhoo. God decides one day that he's going to let people into Heaven based on their Earthly stature and accomplishments.
White woman walks up to The Big Man and says "I designed the American flag!" and is let though.
Chiney man walks up to The Don and says "I designed the Great Wall of China" and is let through.
Italian says "I designed all the hedges of Rome!" and strolls along.
Broke Black man walks up and The Father asks, "What have you done with your time on Earth?" Blackie says "Well I may be poor, but I climbed the Great Wall of China, @#$% in the hedges of Rome and wiped my ass with the American flag!" And strolls riiiiiight along.
This was funny when I was 5. =|
A: "I'm going to be the next Hitler! I'm going to kill 1 million Jews and a clown."
B: "Why the clown?
A: "See, no one cares about the Jews. =\"
A man walks into a bar... Ouch. =|
