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What's the best 'Special Occasions Apology Card' you never got?
ding:
Sorry the birthday song made you cry at Applebees. :cry:
Sorry I exploded your _____________.
Sorry your girlfriend screams my name during sex. 8-)
Sorry about the smell. :evil:
Sorry about reporting your aunt to the INS.
Sorry about the noise next weekend. :wink:
Sorry I downloaded _____________ over your wifi. Lock that shit down, yo. :police:
Sorry I wii nunchucked your lamp. You know how excited I get.
Tell your wife and kids I'm sorry the second half of the pirated movie I lent you was Russian porn. Also, please return it. :-o
Sorry I pace all night, thinking of you, downstairs.
Sorry I didn't frisk that groupie.
Sorry my rejecting you makes you cut yourself.
Merry Christmas. Apologies for Easter... :angel:
Sorry you ate my special brownies and climbed the fucking water tower... Stop eating my food. :x
ding:
Sorry you talked about fight club.
alexsc12:
Sorry I showed up on your doorstep in an outfit which can only be described as kinky and kissed you in front of your mother.
I am twice as sorry that this is how she found out you're gay.
True story, by the way. I was wearing a cat costume, it was Halloween, he said I looked hot, I took that as my cue to kiss him and that's the point his mother decides to pop her head around the door. We laugh now, but his mother still hates me.
Siibillam-Law:
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Sorry I wii nunchucked your lamp. You know how excited I get.
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I did that once. There was no card for me to apologise with
look out! Ninjas!:
"Sorry I couldn't tell you this in person."
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