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What's the best 'Special Occasions Apology Card' you never got?
raoullefere:
And look out! Ninjas! moves us on to outright lies. Probably our best seller, though.
Sorry I gave you crotchless panties with "'Lil Miss Nasty Slut" written on the ass for Christmas. Sorry I mislabeled it. Also sorry your kid sister opened it.
Boy, am I sorry. Please reassure your mom I'm not a pedophile one more time.
Newbia:
One time I was on Yahoo!Answers and someone asked, "Help! My best friend just found out that I've been sleeping with her husband for three. What is a cheap, yet thoughtful, gift that I could give her to say that I'm sorry?"
GreyGabe:
"I'm sorry I thought a collection of 'Your Mom' jokes was appropriate eulogy material."
"I'm sorry I rented a crane, lifted your car fifty feet into the air, and then dropped it to the pavement below. Still, I think those highschoolers will think long and hard about exceeding the speed limit from now on."
"Sorry! I really didn't know your mom was into that stuff!"
"Sorry that your boy/girlfriend was actually a girl/boyfriend!"
"I'm sorry your parents found out about your necrophilia."
Surgoshan:
What card do you use to apologize for this?
Mr. Skawronska:
"I apologize deeply for impregnating your mom. She assured me she was on the pill."
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